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Post by mattharms on Jun 12, 2010 19:08:49 GMT -5
So, yeah, I've actually been doing this circuit for quite a while and have gotten quite the backlog of cards built up. Its done under my TNA ruleset and is pseudo-unbooked. Basically meaning if TNM7 throws me a result that I don't like, I hit the "R" key.
Results of UCW 9/25/09:
The American Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) and Chris Hero defeated Nigel McGuinness, Bryan Danielson and Austin Aries when Hero pinned N. McGuinness after a rolling reverse cradle in 0:11:24. Rating: **
The first match of UCW was an ultra competitive six man tag team match with six of the best competitors on the independent scene tonight. McGuiness, Danielson, and Aries did not get along and the American Wolves seemed none too pleased with the grand standing Chris Hero either but still Hero and the Wolves get the win tonight.
The Greasers (Deuce and Domino) defeated Charlie Haas and Jimmy Wang Yang when Domino pinned Yang after the Smash Em In the Mouth in 0:19:27. Rating: ** 1/2
Yang and Haas proved to be a mismatched tag team, losing to the dastardly Greasers. Deuce and Domino used a combination of rough neck tactics to take down Yang and Haas, who's inexperience as a tag team proved to be a downfall.
The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) defeated David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd when A. Shelley pinned Smith after the Double Enzuigiri in 0:09:53. Rating: *** 1/4
The impresive Motor City Machine Guns scored the duke tonight against David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd. Smith and Kidd showed the Guns a fight but in the end, the Guns showed why they are one of the top tag teams in the world and perhaps the odds on favorites to win the UCW Tag Team Titles when they are contested in a matter of weeks.
15-Man Battle Royal for the vacant UCW World Title: Daniel Puder won a 15-man Royal Rumble: x Jericho and C. Delaney started out. x C. Delaney threw out Jericho after a forearm to the back in 0:01:04 x Johnny Jeter entered at 0:02:00 x C. Delaney defeated J. Jeter after a senton in 0:02:19 x Mike Knox entered at 0:04:00 x C. Delaney threw out M. Knox after a kneelift in 0:05:56 x Nunzio entered at 0:06:00 x Samoa Joe entered at 0:08:00 x Jim Neidhart entered at 0:10:00 x D'Lo Brown entered at 0:12:00 x Neidhart threw out D'Lo after a tiger driver in 0:12:06 x C. Delaney threw out Neidhart after a leg lariat in 0:12:28 x C. Delaney defeated Nunzio after a senton in 0:13:33 x Chuck Palumbo entered at 0:14:00 x Big Daddy V entered at 0:16:00 x C. Delaney threw out C. Palumbo after a leg lariat in 0:16:03 x Dustin Rhodes entered at 0:18:00 x Big Daddy V threw out D. Rhodes after a spinebuster in 0:18:06 x Big Daddy V defeated C. Delaney after a short clothesline in 0:19:53 x Kevin Northcutt entered at 0:20:00 x Matt Hardy entered at 0:22:00 x Big Daddy V threw out Joe after a ropeburn in 0:22:04 x Big Daddy V threw out K. Northcutt in 0:22:10 x Big Daddy V threw out M. Hardy in 0:22:58 x Val Venis entered at 0:24:00 x Daniel Puder entered at 0:26:00 x Big Daddy V defeated Venis after a belly-to-belly suplex in 0:28:22 x D. Puder defeated Big Daddy V after the Kimura in 0:28:58 Rating: *** (Daniel Puder won the UCW World Title.)
Perhaps the story of this match would be the shocking elimination of one Chris Jericho by underdog Colin Delaney. Jericho threw a ballistic fit as he was ushered to the back. Not to be outdone, Big Daddy V went on a tear, taking a number of competitors out, but fell to the might of Daniel Puder. Out congratulations goes out to Puder, putting the monster out with a Kimura but Big Daddy V will no out be for blood. He's a hungry competitor and this one loss will not deter him.
Card rating: ***
Match observations:
Next week, the UCW X-Division Title will be on the line in a fatal four way elimination match, when Jimmy Wang Yang, Nigel McGuiness, Bryan Danielson, and Austin Aries do battle. Also, Chris Jericho will try and gain his unholy revenge on Colin Delaney for upstaging him this week. Plus Big Daddy V will be in action.
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Post by tommybrownell on Jun 12, 2010 23:26:02 GMT -5
Puder?! Ewwwww...
Some interesting guys here, and some not so interesting. Jericho's always great.
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Post by mattharms on Jun 13, 2010 6:48:56 GMT -5
Puder?! Ewwwww... Some interesting guys here, and some not so interesting. Jericho's always great. Yeah, Daniel Puder seems to always show up when I randomly select wrestlers for unbooked circuits. Although, he did have quite the interesting three way feud with the Rock and Kenta Kobashi in an offline circuit. Yeah, this is quite an interesting mix to say the least. The battle royal guys, except for Jericho, were randomly selected by convolted means that I won't get through here. Which explains guys like Jim Neidhart showing up. And now on with our feature presentation: Results of UCW 10/2/09:
Chris Jericho defeated Colin Delaney when Colin Delaney passed out in the Walls Of Jericho in 0:10:19. Rating: *** 1/4After last week, Chris Jericho was out for revenge against Colin Delaney. Delaney put up a decent enough fight but Jericho beat him senseless, slapping Delaney in the Walls of Jericho and making him pass out from the pain. Jericho then beat on Delaney some more after the match, to really drive the statement home and vows to become the UCW Champion, saying that Daniel Puder's days with the belt are numbered. Dustin Rhodes pinned Kevin Northcutt with the Bulldog in 0:08:09. Rating: *Dustin Rhodes and Kevin Northcutt had a brawl. Rhodes hits the Bulldog on Northcutt for the pin after eight minutes of brawling. Afterwards, Dustin Rhodes is joined by D'Lo Brown, as both men throw their names in the hat for a UCW Tag Team Title Shot. Mike Knox pinned Samoa Joe with the Knox Out in 0:13:12. Rating: ** 3/4A minor upset has occured, as Mike Knox has put away Samoa Joe. Joe had the match in hand, until Knox rammed Joe into the corner and hit the Knox Out for the pin, just barely holding Joe down. Joe bounces up, yelling and screaming that Knox got lucky and he put the UCW competitors on notice. There will be no more nice Samoan Submission Machine. Joe promises to pick apart everyone in his path. Joe storms off, snarling like a beast. The World's Greatest Tag Team (Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin) defeated Nunzio and Chuck Palumbo when S. Benjamin pinned Nunzio after a superkick in 0:11:29. Rating: **** [Vito interfered against Shelton Benjamin.]Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin reunite as the World's Greatest Tag Team and score an impressive victory over Nunzio and Chuck Palumbo. The fans are really rocking, as Shelton hits Nunzio with a superkick, despite interference from Vito. The World's Greatest Tag Team vow to become the UCW Tag Team Champions, the latest team to throw their lots into the tournament next week. Big Daddy V pinned Mike Taylor with the Big Daddy V Drop in 0:08:13. Rating: *This poor young man was the designated lunch for Big Daddy V. Big Daddy V punched, kicked, elbowed, slammed, splashed, and just plain sat on his opponent over an eight minute period, until he hit the deadly Big Daddy V Drop for the pin. Afterwards, Big Daddy V, while breathing heavily, throws out a challenge to the UCW Champion Daniel Puder, stating that Puder was lucky, that Big Daddy V will eat his lunch and take his title if they fought one on one. Out comes Puder, with a smug expression on his face and the UCW Championship over his shoulder. Puder talks about his accomplishments, tapping out Kurt Angle, but Big Daddy V talks about how he'd eat Angle's lunch too if he got in his way. Big Daddy V says Puder might have caught him last week but there isn't much his MMA can do when a 500 pound man is sitting right on his face. This gets a few cheers from the fans but Puder says he'll take Big Daddy V and stretch him next week. Big Daddy V and Daniel Puder next week for the UCW World Title, in what has to be the most unique World Title Match ever. No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Four Corners Match for the vacant UCW X-Division Title: Bryan Danielson defeated Jimmy Wang Yang, Nigel McGuinness and Austin Aries: x B. Danielson beat Aries via a somersault slam in 0:02:36 x N. McGuinness beat Yang via the Tower of London in 0:19:46 x B. Danielson beat N. McGuinness via an abdominal stretch in 0:23:30 Rating: *** 3/4 (Bryan Danielson won the UCW X-Division Title.)All four of these men fought for the X-Division Title Belt but the man who came out on top was Bryan Danielson, pulling out an abdominal stretch for the win, after working over Nigel McGuiness's abdominal muscles with stomps, a suplex onto the ropes, jabs, and a gutbuster, so this was an effective submission hold to say the least, given the area that the hold targets was weakened. Bryan Danielson gets the win and is the first ever UCW X-Division Champion. Card rating: ** 3/4Match observations: Next week will featuring the crowning of the first ever UCW Tag Team Champions. Also, Bryan Danielson defends his UCW X-Division Title for the first time, Daniel Puder faces Big Daddy V for the UCW World Title, and in the main event, Chris Jericho and Mike Knox take on the odd couple of Colin Delaney and Samoa Joe.
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Post by tommybrownell on Jun 13, 2010 7:02:22 GMT -5
I am reasonably sure that the only four star match Chuck Palumbo has ever been in was the classic in which he and Sean O'Haire destroyed Totally Buff in under a minute.
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Post by JoshiQ on Jun 13, 2010 12:27:41 GMT -5
Looks like you are off to a good start. I am enjoying the nice mix of talent, and its good to see you pushing some people most people wouldn't (Big Daddy V). It sometimes gets tiring seeing the same people on top. I am not usually a huge fan of even slightly unbooked circuits, but I like that you reserved the rights to use the 'r' feature. That way hopefully nothing goes too nuts. Good stuff.
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Post by mattharms on Jun 13, 2010 19:04:48 GMT -5
Results of UCW 10/9/09:
The World's Greatest Tag Team (Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin) defeated The Greasers (Deuce and Domino) when S. Benjamin pinned Domino with the Paydirt in 0:11:45. Rating: ** 3/4 [Chuck Palumbo interfered against Charlie Haas.]
The first semifinal match in tonight's tag team tournament took place, as the World's Greatest Tag Team triumphed over Deuce and Domino. Chuck Palumbo ran out, having some heat with the World's Greatest Tag Team after they beat him and Nunzio last week, but he was quickly ushered to the back, with the World's Greatest Tag Team being one half of the tournament finals.
Lashley pinned Johnny Jeter with the Powerslam in 0:09:59. Rating: * 1/4
Lashley scored a crushing victory in his debut against Johnny Jeter. Lashley seemed intent to make a name for himself in UCW and while Johnny Jeter had plenty of spirit, it was not enough to put down the monsterous Bobby Lashley.
D'Lo Brown and Dustin Rhodes defeated The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) when D. Rhodes pinned A. Shelley after a DDT in 0:00:40. Rating: *
This was a shocking bout to say the least. It appears that just before this card, the Motor City Machine Guns got back from a tour of Japan and were jet lagged. A prematch attack by Dustin and D'Lo did not help matters, as the Guns were picked apart shockingly easy, with Rhodes pinning Shelley with a vicious DDT. Obviously on a different night, the Guns would have won but tonight, they were crushed.
Daniel Puder made Big Daddy V submit to the Kimura in 0:11:48. Rating: ** (Daniel Puder retained the UCW World Title.)
Big Daddy V was hungry for the UCW Championship but Daniel Puder beat the former WWE King of the Ring Winner with a Kimura. There are competitors from all over the world lining up for Puder's championship belt and no doubt the next few weeks will be a trying time for Mr. Puder.
Bryan Danielson made Nunzio submit to the Cattle Mutilation in 0:09:00. Rating: **** (Bryan Danielson retained the UCW X-Division Title.)
Bryan Danielson's first X-Division Title Defense was against Nunzio. Nunzio showed some technical abilities but Danielson outwrestled him and slapped on the Cattle Mutilation for the submission.
We cut backstage, where the World's Greatest Tag Team are laid backstage, as Head of Security Tony Atlas is trying to see what's done but both Benjamin and Haas are out cold and look to have been severely beaten, leaving the tournament final in jeopardy.
Out comes Dustin Rhodes and D'Lo Brown, who demand to be awarded the titles. Bryan Danielson is still in the ring and D'Lo shoves Danielson around until Danielson fights back. We see D'Lo and Dustin beat down Danielson, until Nigel McGuiness of all people make the save. Chaos reigns until the referee receives word to ring the bell.
Match for the vacant UCW Tag Team Titles: Nigel McGuinness and Bryan Danielson defeated D'Lo Brown and Dustin Rhodes when N. McGuinness made D. Rhodes submit to an armlock leglock submission in 0:17:46 . Rating: *** 3/4 (Nigel McGuinness and Bryan Danielson won the UCW Tag Team Titles.)
We have new UCW Tag Team Champions and its the odd couple of Bryan Danielson and Nigel McGuiness, who beat Dustin Rhodes and D'Lo Brown, when Nigel makes Dustin tap out to a vicious submission hold. Danielson holds both the UCW X-Division and Tag Team Titles.
Chris Jericho and Mike Knox defeated Colin Delaney and Samoa Joe when M. Knox pinned C. Delaney with the Knox Out in 0:15:36. Rating: ** 3/4
This tag team main event counter, featured the odd duo of Colin Delaney and Samoa Joe battling Chris Jericho and Mike Knox tonight. Knox and Jericho proved to be a vicious unit, beating Delaney down. Joe made a hot tag but the referee did not see the tag. Therefore, Joe is forced back into the corner and Delaney is hit with the Knox Out for the pin.
Card rating: ***
Match observations:
Next Week, Bryan Danielson and Nigel McGuiness make their first defense of the UCW Tag Team Titles against D'Lo Brown and Dustin Rhodes. Also, Daniel Puder defends the UCW Title, a six man elimination contenders match for a shot at the X-Division Title and much more.
(Yeah, I would have normally hit the "R" button on that particular match. However it was a case of TNM7 blinking by too fast and my brain working too slow. Plus, I don't think it really hit me that it ended in forty seconds until the card ended. So yeah.)
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Post by mattharms on Jun 15, 2010 12:24:09 GMT -5
Results of UCW 10/16/09:
Nigel McGuinness and Bryan Danielson defeated D'Lo Brown and Dustin Rhodes when B. Danielson made D'Lo submit to the Cattle Mutilation in 0:12:29. Rating: **** (Nigel McGuinness and Bryan Danielson retained the UCW Tag Team Titles.)
The opening match was a return match from the UCW Tag Team Title tournament finals, with Bryan Danielson and Nigel McGuiness, the odd couple, putting away the team of D'Lo Brown and Dustin Rhodes, when Danielson made D'Lo submit to a Cattle Mutilation Hold.
After the match, Danielson and Nigel have words, with Nigel McGuiness stating that the only reason that he helped Danielson was so he could get a UCW X-Division Title Shot against Danielson that was on the level. He doesn't want to beat Danielson when he's at less than a hundred percent, he wants to beat him fresh as a daisy. Nigel vows to win the six way number one contenders match but also assures Danielson that as long as they are champions, Nigel has Danielson's back when the titles are on the line, but when they lose the belts, then all bets are off.
Samoa Joe made Mitch Franklin submit to the Kokina Clutch in 0:13:24. Rating: ***
Joe ended this long drawn out squash, destroying his victim for over thirteen minutes, taking some kind of sick pleasure in torturing him. Joe gets on the microphone, talking about how Daniel Puder thinks he's all great because he won a game show six years ago but Joe says he's a true bad ass and he'll make Puder his bitch. Joe wants a shot at the UCW Championship and does not have too much respect for Daniel Puder.
Zach Ryder and Curt Hawkins defeated Jason Blade and Kid Mikaze when Ryder pinned J. Blade after a roundhouse punch in 0:11:08. Rating: 1/2*
Ryder and Hawkins made their UCW debuts, beating their two young opponents, when Ryder knocked him out. Ryder and Hawkins vow to win the UCW Tag Team Titles and their impressive first match victory sees that they are on the right start.
Colin Delaney is backstage being interviewed but suddenly, Mike Knox jumps him from behind. Knox is beating up on Delaney, yelling at him and Knox removes the tie from the backstage interviewer, before choking Delaney unconcious with it. Knox is insane and he's taking out his frustrations on Delaney.
The Greasers (Deuce and Domino) defeated The American Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) when Deuce pinned D. Richards with the Crack Em In the Mouth in 0:28:15. Rating: ** 1/4
Deuce and Domino rock to the top, defeating the American Wolves tonight and perhaps move themselves up the tag team rankings, right into the tag team title hunt. Chris Hero has some words with the Wolves, who are not too happy that Hero's reading them the riot act, Richards in particular.
Daniel Puder made Yuji Nagata submit to the Kimura in 0:13:31. Rating: *** 1/2 (Daniel Puder retained the UCW World Title.)
Daniel Puder beat International Superstar Yuji Nagata with the Kimura tonight but out comes Big Daddy V to brawl with Puder. Out comes Chris Jericho as well to brawl with Puder and then Jericho and Big Daddy V get into it. Out comes Samoa Joe to attack Puder as well and we have chaos tonight. Big Daddy V and Joe have a staredown as Joe invites V to bring it, as Puder escapes with the championship and Jericho is on the floor, favoring a knee injury that he suffered in the beating. The title situation in UCW is heating up and Daniel Puder has enemies coming from all sides.
6-Man Battle Royal: Nigel McGuinness won a 6-man Battle Royal: x Nunzio defeated Kidd after the Arrividerci in 0:09:05 x M. Hardy defeated Aries after the Twist of Fate in 0:22:30 x Nunzio defeated M. Hardy after the Arrividerci in 0:22:47 x Nunzio defeated C. Sabin after the Arrividerci in 0:27:44 x N. McGuinness defeated Nunzio after the Tower of London in 0:35:22 Rating: *****
Nigel McGuiness has in fact become the number one contender to the UCW X-Division Title just as he promised that he would. He finishes off Nunzio with the Tower of London after Nunzio eliminated by Matt Hardy and Chris Sabin. Nigel gets on the microphone, talking about how he's going to win the UCW X-Division Title from his fellow UCW Tag Team Champion Bryan Danielson next week.
Card rating: *** 1/4
Match observations:
Next week, we'll see the UCW X-Division Title on the line, when the UCW Tag Team Champions collide with champion Bryan Danielson against Nigel McGuiness. Also, Mike Knox meets Colin Delaney. Samoa Joe will be action and we understand that Big Daddy V will get one more chance to earn a UCW Championship match with Daniel Puder.
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Post by JoshiQ on Jun 15, 2010 15:38:16 GMT -5
Things continue along nicely here. Lashley is an interesting addition to the roster. And the McGuinness-Danielson angle should be pretty fun. You are keeping my interest. Hope you keep posting cards at your current pace. Oh, I'm also liking the Joe-Jericho-V-Puder stuff. It feels like either of them could walk away with the Title and it wouldn't be an upset.
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Post by tommybrownell on Jun 15, 2010 15:55:30 GMT -5
I, for one, would be happy with any of the three beating Puder for the belt...even Big Daddy V...=)
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Post by Flair4TheGold on Jun 17, 2010 14:04:59 GMT -5
This circuit needs more tie choking if Danielson is in it. :-) Seriously, though, fun circuit. Hope to see more.
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Post by mattharms on Jun 17, 2010 19:25:36 GMT -5
Results of UCW 10/23/09:
We cut backstage to footage filmed an hour before the show, where Big Daddy V is tearing up catering backstage in a fit of : rage. Suddenly, a group of officials try and calm Big Daddy V down, but Big Daddy V yells that he had a match with Chris Jericho tonight that was supposed to be for the number one contendership for the UCW Championship, but Jericho has been delayed tonight and will not be able to defeat. Big Daddy V says he'll find any opponent, in any match, to get another chance to crack Puder's skull. The officials have something in mind and say that there is a special mystery opponent who is in the area, who wanted a shot on the card and if Big Daddy V can beat him, then V will face Puder next week.
Ladder Match Rob Van Dam defeated Big Daddy V in 0:10:47. Rating: * 3/4
Big Daddy V is not happy to see that Rob Van Dam is his opponent and when he sees that it is a Ladder Match, he goes ballistic. To say that Big Daddy V would be out of his element in a Ladder Match would be to say that a man who lost both of his legs would have a slight disadvantage in a footrace. Big Daddy V used his weight to bully Rob Van Dam, including slamming him through a table and then splashing his prone body but he could not haul his ponderous bulk more than three steps up the ladder so he opts for hoisting up the ladder and whacking at the briefcase above the ring like a pinata but that doesn't work. RVD recovers and dropkicks the ladder into Big Daddy V's face, sending him to the floor. The big man is unable to return to the ring as RVD sprints up the ladder, to grab the mystical briefcase for the shot at Daniel Puder.
Mike Knox is backstage, cutting a very somber promo about the dangers of choking people with ties. He says its not a nice thing to do and warns any children who might be watching not to choke their brothers or sisters with ties, because it could end up strangling them to death. Knox says he's been fined four weeks worth of pay and has been forced to undergo strict anger management classes to curve his destructive behavior. Knox promises to not choke anyone with a tie anymore. Knox says that he'll settle for choking the life out of Colin Delaney with his bare hands but not with a tie, because choking with ties is bad, easily imitable behavior that should be frowned on. Knox sincerely thanks us for our time with a bright, but creepy smile.
Samoa Joe defeated Johnny Jeter when Johnny Jeter passed out in the Kokina Clutch in 0:13:26. Rating: *** 1/4
Samoa Joe beats the ever living snot out of Johnny Jeter and puts him in the Kokina Clutch to render him unconscious. The referees enter the ring to revive Jeter, before he suffers any permanent brain damage, as Joe cuts a promo, talking about how it doesn't matter, who wins between Puder and RVD next week, because Joe's coming after the UCW Championship and he promises a swift victory.
The World's Greatest Tag Team cut a promo, talking about how they got railroaded out of the UCW Tag Team Titles and want McGuiness and Danielson in the ring but out comes Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins, who take full credit of their brutal beating of Haas and Benjamin two weeks ago that prevented them from wrestling last week. This causes the WGTT to attack Ryder and Hawkins, leading to a brawl until both teams are seperated.
The Black And The Brave (Tyler Black and Marek Brave) defeated The American Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) when T. Black pinned D. Richards with the God's Last Gift in 0:11:20. Rating: ** 3/4
We see the debut of the new team the Black and The Brave, of Tyler Black and Marek Brave, against the American Wolves. Chris Hero stops by on commentary, talking about how the record of his associates, the Wolves, have been lackluster and puts the blame on Davey Richards in particular. Hero attempts to help but this causes Richards to get distracted and hit with God's Last Gift for the pin. Afterwards, Hero berates Richards and browbeats him after the match, as Eddie Edwards plays the peacemaker to no avail.
We have a look at Lashley, who then cuts a promo and throws his name into the hat as the latest in a series of challengers gunning for Daniel Puder.
Bryan Danielson made Nigel McGuinness submit to an achilles tendon hold in 0:17:43. Rating: **** 1/4 (Bryan Danielson retained the UCW X-Division Title.)
This is an impressive match for the UCW X-Division title. Nigel and Danielson had many nearfalls throughout this match and had each others finishing holds and big moves scouted. Danielson eventually trapped McGuiness in an achilles tendon hold and forces a tap out.
Afterwards, Danielson leaves the ring and the American Wolves immediately jump Nigel, taking out their frustrations. Danielson has walked to the back with the victory, not seeing his partner being beaten down two on one until a couple of moments later when he returns. He checks on Nigel, who angrily shoves Danielson away, yelling that Danielson let him get beaten down this long on purpose.
We see Rob Van Dam backstage, as he announces that if he wins the UCW World Title, then he will sign a deal but right now, the contract he won is only good for his title shot. He also adds, that he earned a title match in the same match that he won the number one contendership in, a Ladder Match. Van Dam talks about how the Ladder Match is his kind of match, because nobody gets higher than Rob Van Dam.
Colin Delaney defeated Mike Knox by disqualification in 0:02:19. Rating: * 1/4
Delaney uses his quickness to outgun Knox until Knox just snaps and attacks the referee for the disqualification. After the match, Knox continues to beat on Delaney, before he hits the Knox Out on Delaney. Chris Jericho walks out, to applaud Knox and says that he's going to face off against Delaney in a Submission Match next week and he challengers the winner of the Puder/Rob Van Dam Match as well.
We see Daniel Puder cutting a smug promo, talking about how he's God's gift to combat sports and the proof is over his shoulder, the UCW Championship. He says that they can put him in any kind of match, against any kind of opponent and the opponent will fall. Puder says that people like Lashley and Joe think they're all bad ass, but they can't match up to Puder. He says that Jericho is the type of person that he shoved into a locker at school and he offers to buy Big Daddy V some Slim Fast. He promises a victory against RVD next week and will walk out. Puder holds the belt, as the arena fans boo. This guy took down Kurt Angle once upon a time and its obviously swelled his head.
Card rating: ** 3/4
Match observations:
Next week, Daniel Puder and Rob Van Dam in a Ladder Match for the UCW Championship. Also the UCW Tag Team Titles will be on the line when The American Wolves challenge Nigel McGuiness and Bryan Danielson. This might be the break the Wolves need, as McGuiness and Danielson are at odds after this week. Colin Delaney meets Chris Jericho in a Submission Match, Hawkins and Ryder against the WGTT, and more.
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Post by JoshiQ on Jun 17, 2010 20:54:00 GMT -5
Just had to say that the Mike Knox and Big Daddy V stuff was priceless. The McGuinness-Danielson feud also holds my interest. Good stuff once again. I am really looking forward to seeing how all of this plays out. I wouldn't mind seeing Angle show up out of nowhere either and beat the crap out of Puder.
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Post by rey619 on Jun 18, 2010 9:13:53 GMT -5
Also like the Danielson/McGuinness stuff.. I don't think I've ever seen them tag up in RL.. but it would have reeked of awesomeness.
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Post by mattharms on Jun 18, 2010 12:38:58 GMT -5
Results of UCW 10/30/09:
Nigel McGuinness pinned Ray Gordy with the Tower of London in 0:14:14. Rating: *** 3/4
This match featured the debuting Ray Gordy, the son of the late, great, Terry Gordy, trying to make a name for himself tonight at the expense of one half of the UCW Tag Team Champions. Bryan Danielson is on commentary, questioning his partner's wisdom of tune up match against someone like Gordy, who proved to be a hell of a competitor. Gordy beat Nigel until he was crotched up top and hit with the Tower of London for the pin.
We see Mike Knox, looking all somber and serious, talking about the evils of attacking referees. Referees are not trained competitors and therefore, competitors should not put their hands on referee's, its wrong. Knox apologizes for hitting UCW Official Slick Johnson last week and says it will never happen again, becaue attacking referees isn't family friendly entertainment. Knox cuts a cheerful promo, promising to use his fists and feet to brutally maul his opponents. Knox thanks us for his time and once again reminds us not to take candy from strangers, accept rides from strangers, or attack referees.
The World's Greatest Tag Team (Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin) defeated Zach Ryder and Curt Hawkins when C. Haas defeated Hawkins when Hawkins passed out in the Haas Of Pain in 0:07:57. Rating: ** 1/2
The World's Greatest Tag Team gain their revenge from four weeks ago, when Haas mades Hawkins pass out in the deadly Haas of Pain.
Daniel Puder is backstage, when a group of women leave his room. Puder says this gold gets him plenty of rats but the fans wouldn't know anything about that. Well they would know about rats, but only the type that infest the broken down flats that they live in. Puder says he's the UCW Champion and he's the top athlete in all combat sports whether it be wrestling, MMA, or boxing. He says he will destroy RVD tonight in a Ladder Match handily and prove that he's the baddest man who ever stepped in the wrestling ring.
Chris Hero talks with the Wolves, saying that they basically have the belts handed to them with Danielson and McGuiness on the outs and McGuiness already having a tough match. Hero says that no one, even the most inept person ever, could screw this up, looking at Davey Richards as he says this.
Matt Hardy pinned Chuck Palumbo with the Twist of Fate in 0:07:41. Rating: *** 1/4
Chuck Palumbo tried his luck in singles action but Matt Hardy proved to be the more able competitor tonight, beating Palumbo with the Twist of Fate.
Chris Jericho is backstage, with his wrist in a cast, talking about how he broke his wrist earlier today, knocking out Floyd Mayweather Jr in a charity boxing match because he hit him so hard. Jericho expresses his regret that he can't fight Colin Delaney tonight but he says that he'll be healed next week. Jericho tells us to enjoy the show, but admits that it might be hard to do, seeing that he won't be in the ring. The announcers speculate that Jericho's "wrist injury" might not be on the level.
Nigel McGuinness and Bryan Danielson defeated The American Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) when B. Danielson made E. Edwards submit to the Cattle Mutilation in 0:18:25. Rating: ** 3/4 (Nigel McGuinness and Bryan Danielson retained the UCW Tag Team Titles.)
Nigel McGuiness spends most of this match getting beaten down. Danielson only enters the ring to break the pin at the last second possible and the announcers wonder if Danielson could be doing this deliberatly, wearing down a top challenger for his X-Division Title while also keeping the tag belts. Finally, a spent McGuiness makes the hot tag, and Danielson handily takes down the Wolves, along with Chris Hero, who tries to interfere, before trapping Eddie Edwards in the Cattle Mutilation for the swift and decisive tap out.
Colin Delaney is backstage, to talk about Jericho backing out of their match but Mike Knox attacks Delaney from behind, beating him senseless and knocking him out with the Knox Out on the floor. Knox goes over, removing the tie from the interviewer but he remembers that's frowned upon in wrestling, so he grabs a scalding hot pot of coffee and dumps it on the downed Delaney, burning him severely and causing him to scream in pain. Hopefully that won't get us a lawsuit as coffee can be dangerous!
We cut backstage, where Marek Brave is convincing Lashley to be his partner tonight, because Tyler Black had a prior committment that he could not back out. Lashley accepts, saying that he's always on for some competition.
David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd defeated Lashley and Marek Brave when Smith pinned M. Brave with the Stampede Powerslam in 0:15:18. Rating: * 3/4
Smith and Kidd won this match, due some miscommunication on the part of the team of Brave and Lashley, that ends with a Stampede Powerslam. Lashley tries to clear things up with Brave but Brave cheapshots Lashley from behind with a low blow and manages to take him down. Lashley pulls himself up and Brave quickly clears the ring, realizing that attacking someone like Lashley might not be the best move to ensure his continued existence.
Samoa Joe cuts a promo, saying that he wants the winner of the UCW Title Match between Rob Van Dam and Daniel Puder. Joe says one on one, there is not a single man on this planet that can beat him cleanly. Joe promises to kill someone and that someone will be the UCW Champion.
We are backstage, where Big Daddy V is backstage, with a crate pulled up right next to catering and he's just helping himself to pretty much everything that he can reach. D'Lo Brown interrupts the gorging of Big Daddy V, saying that he might be UCW Champion if he had spent more time at the gym and less time at the catering table. D'Lo says that Big Daddy V better recognize that he's D'Lo Brown and says that the only thing that anyone recognizes about Big Daddy V is that he's big enough to block out the sun. Big Daddy V yells that he's not fat and he gets up, beating on D'Lo Brown. D'Lo is thrown onto the table, food spilling everywhere, as UCW Head of Security Tony Atlas and his men try and break this up. D'Lo is covered in pasta and chilli. V and Atlas nearly get into a scuffle as this is cleared up.
Ladder Match: Daniel Puder and Rob Van Dam battled to a draw in 0:20:00. Rating: **** 1/4 (Daniel Puder retained the UCW World Title.)
An epic Ladder Match with quite the controversial finish. Rob Van Dam and Puder brutalized each other in perhaps the greatest match in UCW history so far, all six weeks of it. Rob Van Dam was inches away from the belt when the time limit expired as the show had ran out of time. Had Rob Van Dam had twelve more seconds to climb about three steps, he would be the champion. Samoa Joe comes out afterwards, but we're out of time, as we have to fade out before Joe gets his hands on Puder. Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion.
Card rating: ***
Match observations:
Next week, footage of what happened when we went off the air between Daniel Puder and Saoa Joe. Also, Austin Aries meets Nigel McGuiness where the winner receives a UCW X-Division Title Shot against Bryan Danielson. Speaking of Bryan Danielson, he's a fighting champion, as he has an open contract. Big Daddy V meets D'Lo Brown and the Submission Match between Colin Delaney and Chris Jericho will happen, despite Delaney having suffered severe coffee burns at the hands of Mike Knox. All this and more.
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Post by JoshiQ on Jun 18, 2010 14:41:54 GMT -5
- Ray Gordy should fit in nicely here. - Mike Knox is really winning me over. He's quickly becoming part of the top five characters I've seen in a circuit as of late. - Jericho continues to provide the goods. Seems odd he's running scared from Delaney though. - Knox goes for the tie and then dumping coffee on Delaney was classic. - Me thinks that Brave is not long for this world. - Nice, little fun way to build a feud for Brown and Big Daddy V. - Never seen a time limit draw before on a ladder match, but I'm kind of surprised we haven't as that's a perfect ending to keep things going between RVD and Puder with RVD still looking strong. - Really looking forward to the next card as it has a really good lineup.
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Post by mattharms on Jun 20, 2010 18:47:18 GMT -5
Results of UCW 11/6/09:
Bryan Danielson defeated Marek Brave when Marek Brave passed out in the Cattle Mutilation in 0:08:48. Rating: ** 3/4 (Bryan Danielson retained the UCW X-Division Title.)
Marek Brave signed the open contract to face Bryan Danielson tonight and it seemed like Brave was trying to make a name for himself after his botched attack of Bobby Lashley week. Marek Brave cuts a promo before the match, talking some trash againt Lashley, which is interesting considering Lashley is not here. Danielson elbows Brave's head it and applies the Cattle Mutilation for the tap out.
Mike Knox cuts a very somber promo about burning people with coffee and why you shouldn't do it. Knox says that coffee is a very dangerous and deadly substance and should not be spilled on the human skin, especially when hot. Knox discourages those from people putting coffee in between their legs near their crotch region when they drive, because it will hurt when it burns. Knox says that while he hates Colin Delaney and wants to rip out his lungs and floss his teeth with them, he says that burning someone with coffee. Knox says that children should not drink coffee, not because they can get wired up and hyper, but because it is dangerous.
Mike Knox pinned Chris Hero after a powerslam in 0:11:48. Rating: ** 1/2
Chris Hero cuts a prematch promo, talking about how he'll show Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards how its down, taking down Knox. Unfortunately for Hero, Knox appears to be a bit tougher than Hero thought and a high cross body block is caught, before Knox hits a powerslam for the pin.
D'Lo Brown pinned Big Daddy V with the Lo' Down in 0:01:30. Rating: 1/2*
D'Lo Brown cheapshots Big Daddy V at the bell but Big Daddy V quickly fights back with a Samoan Drop but Big Daddy V misses an elbowdrop, before D'Lo goes to the top rope and 'Lo Down scores the pin.
Big Daddy V is on his feet and beats on the referee. The timekeeper is getting beaten down a lot. The cameraman is beaten down next but Tony Atlas enters the ring. Big Daddy V goes to brawl with Atlas but Atlas blocks his punch and drills him with a series of punches. Atlas waffles Big Daddy V with three clotheslines, knocking him down, before Atlas shows impressive power, press slamming Big Daddy V over his head and sending him down to the canvas. Tony Atlas pumps his fist into the air and the fans cheer, chanting his name, as Big Daddy V is incensed, that a retired wrestler got the better of him.
Nunzio and Chuck Palumbo defeated The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) when C. Palumbo pinned C. Sabin with the Full Throttle in 0:06:10. Rating: *** 1/4
A short spirit of a tag team match but both teams got a lot in, before Palumbo hit the Full Throttle on Sabin for the pin. The FBI win and get themselves a leg up in the tag title hunt.
We cut back to the ring and Daniel Puder makes his way out with the UCW Championship draped over his shoulder. Puder explains that the Rob Van Dam title shot last year was a one shot deal and RVD will never be seen, because he left the company, with his tail tucked between his legs. Puder declares that he's the baddest man in the company and dares anyone to come out and prove him wrong.
Samoa Joe interrupts Puder and says that Puder's talking big, but last week, he wasn't looking like a winner. We see footage of what happened when the show went to dark last week, with Samoa Joe catching Puder in a guillotine choke and forcing him to tap. Puder interrupts, saying that it doesn't count, because it wasn't an official match. The fans chant "you tapped out" and "Joe's Gonna Kill You". Joe says that if Puder was so bad, he'll put the UCW Championship on the line against Samoa Joe. Puder declines the challenge, saying that he has nothing to prove against Samoa Joe. Joe tells Puder that if he doesn't give him a shot, he'll just rip him to shreds now. Joe enters the ring and brawls with Puder once again. Joe drills him right with a kneelift to the face and Joe beats on Puder but Puder goes to the eyes and escapes. Puder yells that Joe will never get a title shot.
Nigel McGuinness and Austin Aries battled to a double countout in 0:05:20. Rating: ** 1/2
An short brawl as both of these men battled for a shot at the UCW X-Division Title. The battle spilled to the outside and the double countout ended this match. Several more minutes, officials come out. Bryan Danielson makes himself out, as Nigel gets into it with Danielson, but everything is cooled down and Danielson announces that he'll defend the belt against both Aries and McGuiness next week. Three Way for the UCW X-Division Title!
Submission Match: Chris Jericho made Colin Delaney submit to the Walls Of Jericho in 0:21:31. Rating: ** 1/2 [Mike Knox interfered against Colin Delaney.]
Colin Delaney showed some aptitude for submission holds but it was not enough to beat Jericho. Mike Knox ran interference, allowing Jericho to waffle Delaney with a chair and apply the Walls of Jericho, for the submission. Knox enters the ring after the match, with a pencil and begins to stab Delaney with it over and over after the match, drawing boos from the crowd.
We see Daniel Puder backstage, arguing with UCW officials, saying that he won't defend the title, because its been less than thirty days. The official says that Puder will defend his title against Samoa Joe next week or he'll be stripped of the title and he'll be banished from all competition, wrestling, MMA, or otherwise. Puder yells that he'll take out Joe next week but they'll here from his attorneys as well.
Card rating: ** 1/2
Match observations:
Next week, a huge double main event, with Daniel Puder defending the UCW World Title against Samoa Joe and Bryan Danielson defending the belt against Ausitn Aries and Nigel McGuiness. Also, Big Daddy V and Tony Atlas will go one on one and much more.
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Post by JoshiQ on Jun 21, 2010 21:43:01 GMT -5
Not much to say other than I really enjoyed the card. Surprised that Big Daddy V was jobbed so quickly, but that's alright as it kind of fits with him going berzerk afterwards. Atlas press slamming V is quite the feat.
RVD quit on you? That sucks after you gave him a draw in the ladder match last week. I like Joe-Puder better though so that's okay.
I can't wait for Knox's next promo, you are killing it with those. Awesome stuff.
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Post by mattharms on Jun 22, 2010 17:47:24 GMT -5
Results of UCW 11/13/09:
The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) and Ray Gordy defeated The American Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) and Chris Hero when A. Shelley pinned D. Richards after the Double Enzuigiri in 0:02:19. Rating: * 3/4
This opener was short, with Davey Richards and Chris Hero spending more of the match getting into a shouting match, with allowed the Guns to sneak in and blast Richards with the Double Enzugiri for the pin. Afterwards, Hero yells at Richards, calling him selfish and a loser, while Eddie Edwards tries to be the peacemaker but gets knocked down in the battle.
Mike Knox is backstage with a very serious public service announcment on stabbing people with pencils. Knox says that stabbing people with pencils is not cool, as pencils have lead and lead can lead to poisoning that could cause death or worse career ending injuries. Knox apologizes for his pencil based brutality and promises to go for a good old fashioned chair shot in the future. Knox says that he will brutalizes Colin Delaney but he won't use pencils, ties, or scadling hot coffee, because children could severely maim their siblings if they saw that behavior in their dose of sports entertainment. Knox thanks us for our time and reminds us to always practice pencil safety, as pencils are more dangerous now than ever before, knowing is half the battle, and the power is yours! Knox starts humming the Captain Planet theme as we fade out.
Johnny Jeter defeated Mike Knox by disqualification in 0:07:29. Rating: * 1/4
This match went as good as can be expected, until Knox lost his mind. He stopped from attacking the referee, remembering his own warning and then just decided to turn around and kick Jeter right in the groin violently for the disqualification. Knox then beats on Jeter and grabs the ring announcer's tie, but throws it down. He then grabs a cup of hot coffee from the announcers table and then a pencil but showing that he has learned his lessons, he forgoes them, instead just opting to boot Jeter right in the groin a second time as he gets up. Out comes Colin Delaney, wrapped in bandages, to make the save, but Knox decides to walk back, yelling that he'll beat Delaney next time, in an officially sanctioned wrestling contest.
Tony Atlas talks about how he's been retired for quite some time but he says that Big Daddy V is throwing his weight around quite a bit and Atlas had to step in. Atlas says that he showed his power by pressing Big Daddy V over his head and tonight, Atlas is going to step back into the ring and give Big Daddy V another lesson.
Chris Jericho is backstage, complaining about the fact that he doesn't have a title shot and D'Lo Brown gets in his face, saying that he should get the next title shot, saying that he beat Big Daddy V in ninety seconds last week. Jericho and Brown have some back and forth, until an official walks up, stating that D'Lo and Jericho now have a match later tonight and whoever wins will be in line for a title shot.
A look at the UCW Championship match and the history between these two men over the past eight weeks.
Samoa Joe made Daniel Puder submit to the Kokina Clutch in 0:18:45. Rating: **** 1/4 (Samoa Joe won the UCW World Title.)
The crowd is going nuts and these two men brought it tonight. Violent strikes, stiff suplexes, and painful submission holds. Puder threw pretty much everything he had at Joe but Joe kept coming. Puder tried to take a countout loss but Joe followed him and beat him on the ring, giving him a belly to back suplex on the concrete, before throwing him in the ring. Puder ate a Yakuza Kick and a Muscle Buster, before Joe clinched on a painful Kokina Clutch, which caused Puder to bleed from his mouth before he tapped out, giving Joe the victory and the UCW Championship.
The fans cheer, happy that someone other than Daniel Puder has the belt. Joe keeps the hold on, for four and a half more seconds, before breaking so the referee doesn't reverse the decision and then Joe gives Puder another Muscle Buster after the match for good measure. Joe steps back and holds up the UCW Championship but out comes Lashley from the back for an interview. Lashley and Joe stop in the ramp and stare each other down, before both men go their seperate ways.
Lashley cuts a promo, talking about how Marek Brave tried to attack him two weeks ago and then the bold comments that Brave made last week. Lashley says that he's dealt with a lot of cocky competitors in his day but Brave might just have taken arrogance to an entirely new level. As Lashley is talking, Brave sneaks in the ring and throws powder right in the eyes of Lashley. Lashley is blinded and Brave beats on him with a series of leg kicks, before choking him out with a piece of tape. Lashley is back to his feet and Brave quickly bolts before the fight can be fair. Lashley rants and raves, yelling that he wants Brave in the ring next week in a Street Fight. Brave looks unsure but he accepts the challenge, stating that he has a plan that will spell the doom of Bobby Lashley.
Big Daddy V pinned Tony Atlas with the Big Daddy V Drop in 0:11:12. Rating: *
This match was not a technical masterpiece by any means but Big Daddy V tore into Atlas. Atlas quickly come back and managed to knock Big Daddy V around until Big Daddy V sent him into the corner and chinlocked him for several minutes, until Atlas came back, with more clotheslines and he suplexes Big Daddy V. Atlas is going for the Gorilla Press Slam again but this time, Atlas had been competing for over ten minutes, so while he can get the monster up, he can't keep him up and Big Daddy V squashes Atlas like an insect, before hitting the Big Daddy V Drop for the pin.
Afterwards, Big Daddy V continues to beat on Atlas, before handcuffing him to the ropes and then stomping on him. Big Daddy V leaves the ring, seeing the hot dog vendor and then goes over, grabbing a hot dog, before continuing his beating on a handcuffed Atlas while eating a hot dog. Big Daddy V taunts Atlas, with relish dribbling down his chin. He then grabs a belt and begins whipping Atlas with it. Atlas looks on in a pained manner, as security comes out to cut him free as Big Daddy V yells that he's the biggest and the baddest.
Chris Jericho defeated D'Lo Brown when D'Lo Brown passed out in the Walls Of Jericho in 0:16:16. Rating: *** 1/2
Both Jericho and D'Lo had something to prove tonight and they did, with Jericho catching D'Lo in the Walls of Jericho, before making him pass out after sixteen plus minutes of action. A man in silhouette appears on the screen, with a distorted voice appears, introducing himself as the Faceless Authority Figure and says that Jericho has done well. He'll get a title match with Samoa Joe next week and Jericho nods, saying that its about time.
We are backstage, where Deuce and Domino are about to cut a promo but Tony Atlas walks by, yelling and talking about Big Daddy V, how he likes to handcuff him to the ropes and beat him with a strap. Atlas suggests that he and Big Daddy V have themselves a strap match next week. Deuce and Domino protest Atlas cutting in on their interview time and this just causes Atlas to brutalize them both with the belt that Big Daddy V whipped him with earlier, causing them to flee.
Triangle Match: Austin Aries defeated Bryan Danielson and Nigel McGuinness when Aries pinned B. Danielson with the 450 Splash in 0:21:55. Rating: ***** (Austin Aries won the UCW X-Division Title.)
These three men really went all out for the X-Division Title but in the end, Austin Aries proved to be the winner. Perhaps it was in part due to the fact that Danielson and McGuiness seemed intent on beating each other, that they lost their focus on Aries. However, in the end, Aries took McGuiness to the floor, before hitting the 450 Splash on Danielson to score the pin and capture the UCW X-Division Title.
McGuiness and Danielson have words, as Aries encourages them to fight from the ramp, holding up his newly acquired title to emphasize why. Out comes officials and the Faceless Authority Figure is on the ramp, reminding us that Chris Jericho has a title match with Samoa Joe and indeed he does...when Chris Jericho and Samoa Joe team up to take on Bryan Danielson and Nigel McGuiness for the UCW Tag Team Titles. Out comes Jericho, who is incensed and Danielson and McGuiness are not too happy with having to team with each other, with McGuiness violently protesting that it hasn't been thirty days yet. We fade off the air, with this chaotic situation.
Card rating: *** 1/2
Match observations:
Next week, Chris Jericho and Samoa Joe will challenge Nigel McGuiness and Bryan Danielson for the UCW Tag Team Titles. Four of the top competitors in this company all in one ring. Plus, Marek Brave meets Lashley in a Street Fight, Austin Aries will have his first defense of the UCW X-Division Title, and Tony Atlas meets Big Daddy V in a Strap Match.
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Post by mattharms on Jul 11, 2010 7:11:41 GMT -5
Results of UCW 11/20/09:
D'Lo Brown and Dustin Rhodes and The Greasers (Deuce and Domino) battled to a draw in 0:20:00. Rating: * 1/2 [Cherry interfered against Dustin Rhodes.]
We open up with a twenty minute draw, with two teams attempting to position themselves in the title hunt. This is not a technical classic by any means and both teams brawled, until the time ran out.
Mike Knox is cutting a promo, talking about how it is wrong to hit someone in the groin and it is even more wrong to do so repeatedely. Knox talks about how it could cause damage and he was way out of line. It could cause permanant damage to their sexual performance. Speaking of causing permanent damage to one's sexual performance, Big Daddy V walks out, all oiled up, without a shirt on. V says that he knows Knox can be the baddest man on the planet and says that he should team up with Big Daddy V. Big Daddy V says he might have been shut out of the UCW Championship hunt but he still can go for the UCW Tag Team Titles. With Knox by his side, he can eat Danielson and McGuiness. Knox asks him if he means beat and Big Daddy V says that he knew what he said. Knox agrees to the partnership and turns to the camera, thanking everyone for their time.
We see the American Wolves and Chris Hero plotting backstage, with Hero talking about how he's secured them a UCW X-Division Title Match against Austin Aries tonight in a four way. He says that they should team up and beat Aries, before they allow Hero to walk out with the belt. Davey Richards says that's not going to happen and Hero better stop pushing him around. Eddie Edwards nods in agreement as Hero says that he's the leader of this faction and they're going to do what he says. Richards says not anymore and after tonight, there might not be any faction.
Strap Match: Tony Atlas defeated Big Daddy V in 0:12:55. Big Daddy V suffered an elbow injury. He will be out approximately 3 cards. Rating: -1/4*
Big Daddy V batters Atlas with the strap for most of this match but he misaims a move and falls on his own arm, landing on his elbow in an ugly manner. Atlas batters Big Daddy V and takes him into all four corners, tagging them for the win.
After the match, Big Daddy V is down but Knox attacks Atlas from behind, to further cement their new partnership. Atlas is beaten down but Colin Delaney rushes out to make the save. Delaney fights off Knox but Big Daddy V is back and he hammers Delaney from behind, before taking him down with a bone rattling sidewalk slam. V now drops a series of elbows down across the chest of Delaney, before rolling him over and driving knee after knee into the back of his head. Security enters the ring but Knox punches a female security guard right in the face. The fans boo and Knox looks apalled at what he just did. Big Daddy V laughs like the evil man he is.
We see Nigel McGuiness and Bryan Danielson backstage, with Danielson accusing McGuiness of costing him the UCW X-Division Title last week which causes McGuiness to blow up, saying that he should have been the champion and Danielson might be able to beat him once, but not two times out of three. Danielson says they have a title defense tonight and McGuiness nods, saying that he's about shot of this partnership but they're on the same side tonight, against Chris Jericho and the UCW Champion Samoa Joe.
Samoa Joe cuts a promo, announcing that he has an open contract and the first person to sign it will get a UCW Championship match next week. He says tonight he's going to add more gold, in the UCW Tag Team Titles.
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Lashley pinned Marek Brave with the Powerslam in 0:04:07. Rating: **
Whatever plan Brave had to deal with Lashley did not work. Lashley hammered Brave and speared him down, before hitting the Powerslam for the pin.
Chris Jericho is backstage, to sign the open contract of Samoa Joe. Jericho then realizes he doesn't have a pen and demands a backstage worker for one but the worker refuses. Jericho storms off, searching for his pen and up walks Lashley, eyeballing the contract, before he asks the same backstage worker politely for a pen. The worker agrees and Lashley signs the contract, making Lashley and Joe for the UCW Championship next week.
Four Corners Match: Austin Aries defeated Davey Richards, Eddie Edwards and Chris Hero: x D. Richards beat Hero via disqualification in 0:15:38 x D. Richards beat E. Edwards via the D.R. Driver in 0:22:35 x Aries beat D. Richards via the 450 Splash in 0:27:17 Rating: *** 1/4 (Austin Aries retained the UCW X-Division Title.)
Hero was frustrated when Davey Richards tagged himself in and began beating up Hero. Hero had to strike Richards with a loaded elbow pad to get himself disqualified. Richards recovered and beat Eddie Edwards, leaving Aries and Richards one on one. Hero interjected himself, but Richards took him out, only to get hit with the brain buster and the 450 Splash allowing Aries to get the pin.
Jericho discovers that the contract has been signed and is none too happy. He takes out his frustrations on the backstage worker, beating him up with a series of vicious punches.
Nigel McGuinness and Bryan Danielson defeated Samoa Joe and Chris Jericho when B. Danielson defeated Jericho when Jericho passed out in the Cattle Mutilation in 0:19:54. Rating: **** 1/4 (Nigel McGuinness and Bryan Danielson retained the UCW Tag Team Titles.)
Nigel McGuiness had Jericho on the ropes but Danielson tagged himself in and elbowed away at Jericho, before applying the Cattle Mutilation. McGuiness lariated Joe to stop him from making the save and Jericho has been rendered completely unconcious.
Nigel McGuiness and Bryan Danielson have their hands raised but Nigel turns around and brutalizes Danielson with a huge jawbreaker lariat! The fans are booing, as Nigel beats down Danielson, before grabbing on the UCW Tag Team Title belts and lifting Danielson to the top rope, before hitting the Tower of London right on the belt. Nigel yells that he warned Danielson about stealing his spotlight. Nigel takes the other belt and begins smashing it into the turnbuckles in a fit of rage and then he throws it down, stomping on it, yelling that's what he thinks of their partnership. Nigel McGuiness says that the UCW offficals should just strip them off the titles because he's not teaming up with this self serving wanker anymore. Nigel stomps off as we see Danielson and the belts down in a destroyed heap in the ring.
Card rating: ***
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