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NAWA Reality Check 2007
The Gambler vs. Samoa Joe vs. Takeshi Morishima(w/Larry Sweeney)
The Gambler plays keep away with the two of the larger men until Joe kicks him out of the corner. Morishima and Joe drill each other with huge chops. Joe wins the headbutt battle and slams Morishima into the corner, hitting a huge German Suplex. Running kneedrop catches Morishima in the chest and STF but the Gambler comes back into the ring and attacks Joe, beating him down. A huge DDT takes him down for a two count. The Gambler beats on him some more but Joe fights out with a huge power bomb. Morishima hits a Yakuza Kick to the chest and takes Joe down. Morishima beats him down and goes for a high angle back drop but Joe lands on his feet and hits an enzuigiri drills him in the back of his head. The Gambler eats a running kneelift into the corner, hitting the Yakuza Kick does Joe, and the Muscle Buster before Joe locks on the choke. The Gambler struggles but he can't get up. Morishima has been knocked out and Sweeney tries to get him up but Morishima is unable to get up. The referee checks the arm of the Gambler and it drops three times with Joe getting the win.
Triangle Match:
Samoa Joe defeated The Gambler and Takeshi Morishima when Joe defeated Gambler
when Gambler passed out in the Rear Naked Choke in 0:10:42.
Rating: *** 1/2
Samoa Joe gets the win as he stares down Sweeney and Sweeney backs down for a second as he watches Joe. Joe leaves with the win tonight on Reality Check.
NAWA Cruiserweight Championship
Tyler Black vs Homicide(c)(w/Larry Sweeney)
Black uses his speed, taking Homicide off guard with a series of moves including a springboard dropkick and a running senton. Homicide catches Black with a huge Hotshot and hits a huge lariat for a two count. A springboard kneedrop punishes Black and Homicide hammers the back of his head, hitting a running kneelift to the face. Homicide hurls Black through the ropes and all the way to the arena floor where he lands with a huge thud. Black is beaten on the floor and Homicide hits a huge gutbuster. Homicide hits the Gringo Cutter and Black is in the ropes for a two and a half count. Black fights back up out from underneath Homicide and goes for a superkick but that's ducked. Lariat is ducked and Black nails him with a superkick. Black sets up Homicide in a small package and hits the God's Last Gift for the pin. Three slaps of the mat later and Tyler Black is the new NAWA Cruiserweight Champion.
Tyler Black pinned Homicide with the God's Last Gift in 0:11:38.
Rating: *** 1/2
(Tyler Black won the NAWA Cruiserweight Title.)
Tyler Black has liberated the Cruiserweight Championship from Homicide and Larry Sweeney doesn't too happy, he's 0-2 so far tonight on Pay Per View.
Bryan Danielson vs Tomko(w/Candace Sweet)
Danielson takes down Tomko's legs with a series of roundhouse kicks to try and take the tone for the match. Tomko hits a huge sidewalk slam on Danielson to gain some offense. The power of Tomko brings Danielson down and nets him a few nearfalls but the TKO is countered with a DDT and Danielson hits the Crucifix Elbow Smashes. He hits another huge DDT, elbows to the back of the head, and guillotine choke. He wrenches on the neck of Tomko and makes the big man tap out! Danielson has slayed the big man.
Bryan Danielson made Tomko submit to a guillotine choke in 0:06:48.
Rating: ***
Danielson gets his hand raised up and he soaks up the victory tonight on Realiy Check. He's one step closer for championship gold.
A look at the events leading up to Mia Stylish and Awesome Kong for the NAWA Women's Championship, with Kong putting Stylish on the shelf and Mia fighting back up for the title contention.
NAWA Women's Championship Match:
Mia Stylish vs. Awesome Kong(c)
Kong goes for a palm strike at the bell but Stylish ducks it and hits a series of dropkicks at the bell. This is a game of cat and mouse, with Mia using her superior speed to take the power house off of her feet and hits a tope suicida to the floor. Kong manages to catch her off the top rope and fallaway slam. Kong batters Stylish in the corner and hits a running body attack. Pump splash is avoided and Mia Stylish tries to apply a sleeperhold for Kong. Kong flips her off and goes for the Awesome Bomb but Stylish counters with a rana for a nearfall. Kong hits a palm strike and a Samoan Drop. She goes up top but Stylish catches her. SUPERPLEX WITH BOTH WOMEN STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE! Both hit the canvas and standing ten count and Stylish rolls onto Kong for a two and nine tenths count.
She goes to the top rope but is caught and an overhead belly to belly suplex folds her up like a piece of paper. Kong hits a side suplex and goes over to the outside, pulling back the ring mats but Stylish dropkicks Kong off the apron causing her to hit backfirst onto the exposed concrete. Stylish rockets herself over the ropes with a plancha and sends Kong down. Stylish is back to her feet and she rolls Kong into the ring but she rolls her into the referee. The referee goes down and Stylish enters the ring, slapping a dragon sleeper on Kong. Stylish cranks on the hold and the referee calls for the bell. Did Kong submit?
Awesome Kong defeated Mia Stylish by disqualification in 0:12:18.
Rating: ***
(Awesome Kong retained the NAWA Women's Title.)
The referee states that Mia Stylish has been disqualified because she attacked an NAWA official. Kong is up and Stylish takes the belt from the referee and NAILS KONG IN THE HEAD WITH IT! The announcers question this dodgy finish and how the referee had plenty of time to get out of the way. Kong keeps the championship tonight and it's up for debate whether or not Stylish would have won if the referee had not called for the bell. We see the replay and the announcers say that it's almost like the referee stepped in the way of Kong to have a justification to disqualify Mia Stylish.
A look at the best of seven series between the Briscoe Brothers and the Motor City Machine Guns, leading up to the Ladder Match tonight to determine the number one contendership for the NAWA Tag Team Titles held by the Rottweilers.
Number One Contendership Match for the NAWA Tag Team Titles(Ladder Match)
The Briscoe Brothers vs. the Motor City Machine Guns
The Briscoe Brothers knock Sabin off the apron during the entrance and send him crashing down to the concrete that was exposed during the previous match. Then Mark hits an tornado DDT on the expose concrete, which takes Sabin out of the match for a spell. This leaves Shelley in a two on one disadvantage, with the Briscoes beating him down with a series of violent double team moves, including an inverted power bomb/guillotine legdrop combination match. Jay grabs the ladder, and brings it up. Mark applies a full nelson and makes Shelley watch Jay climb for the contract but Sabin crawls to the top rope and leaps off to knock Jay off the ladder. Sabin might have did his last ditch effort but Jay took a nasty spill. Mark beats down Shelley but Sabin dropkicks the ladder into his face as he lifts it up. Sabin has Mark down on the ground and he jumps over the top rope. SABIN DOUBLE STOMPS THE LADDER CAUSING IT TO SMACK INTO MARK'S FACE!
Mark might have even more teeth busted out and Shelley has another ladder. They sandwhich the ladders into Briscoe and both of the Guns set up ladders. The Guns begin to climb the ladders as Jay is up. Jay grabs Shelley and running power bomb off the ladder but Sabin is nearly for the contract. Jay picks up his own brother's limp body and in an act of desperation, hurls it into Sabin, causing him to go off the ladder. That does it and Jay beats down Sabin, trapping him underneath the ladder. Jay climbs up the ladder but Shelley is back up, running up the ladder and hitting a somersault neckbreaker off the ladder. Mark is up, his mouth is busted open but he scrambles for the gold. Shelley is back into him and both of them exchange chops, until Mark hits a hiptoss off of the ladder, sending Shelley flying off of the ladder.
Sabin kicks himself free and makes his way up with Mark. He has Mark onto the shoulders but Mark elbows out. Mark tries to kick at the contract with his feet but Sabin drops him stomach first onto the ladder. Jay is back into this one, taking off the belt from his ring jacket and whipping Sabin with it from behind. Jay is climbing up the ladder behind Sabin and choking him with the belt, before hitting the back stabber off of the ladder. Sabin's back might be cracked and now Mark is up the ladder. Shelley leapfrogs a charging Jay and then runs up the ladder. Shelley elbows away away at Mark but Mark has him up. BACKDROP PILEDRIVER OFF OF THE LADDER! Alex Shelley might be deceased but Mark might have killed his knees. The Rottweilers have to be drooling at this, because they get to take on who is left. Jay climbs up the ladder to go for the clipboard.
Sabin manages to crawl his way up the ladder and chop away at Jay. The two of them are going at it with each other. Jay knees Sabin and double underhook. Jay Driller off of the ladder no Sabin backdrops him down! Sabin looses his balance and takes a nasty spill. Both men are down and Mark, despite having no knees from that suicide move, gimps his way up the ladder. He takes a long time to climb and Sabin climbs back up with him. The two of them are fighting each other but Jay has another ladder. He goes to nail Sabin with it but Sabin leaps over him, causing Jay to knock the ladder off balance. Sabin bounces back up and dropkicks the ladder into Jay's face. Shelley is back up and European Uppercut sends Jay into the Cradle Shock! Jay has been dumped but Mark rushes Shelley. Lariat takes him to the floor but the momentum takes both of them to the outside. Both land on the concrete and Sabin sets up the ladder. Sabin is climbing for the belts and Mark is about to enter the ring but Shelley is tying Mark's feet to the ropes with Jay's belt. Sabin grabs the concrete and drops down giving the Guns the title match next month!
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Ladder Match:
The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) defeated
The Briscoe Brothers (Jay Briscoe and Mark Briscoe) in 0:19:10.
Rating: *** 3/4
The Guns get an NAWA World Tag Team Title Shot on April 22nd at Wildfire. We see replays from that Ladder War.
Next up, the NAWA Television Championship will be on the line for the first fifteen minutes and then the NAWA International Championship will be on the line after that when Sederick Skyhawk takes on Jerry Lynn.
NAWA Television Championship On the Line for the first Fifteen Minutes, then it becomes a match for the NAWA International Championship:
Sederick Skyhawk(TV Champion)(w/Candace Sweet, Tomko, and Shawn Stasiak) vs. Jerry Lynn(International Champion)(w/Bob Backlund)
Lynn blisters Skyhawk's chest with chops at the bell causing him to take a powder. Skyhawk enters the ring and beats on Lynn, applying an abdominal stretch to him but Lynn counters it, hitting a running forearm smash, a running neck snap and he beats on him. The announcers talk about how Skyhawk might shoot himself in the foot by trying to stretch out the time limit this time but Lynn works over the arm, posting it. Lynn wants to destroy Skyhawk's arm and get the submission win to recapture the Television Championship. Shoulderbreaker is pulled out and Lynn assaults his arm viciously. He rams his arm into the post three times and Fujiwara Armbar. Candace distracts the referee which allows Tomko to pull Skyhawk to the ropes. Skyhawk exits the ring but Lynn stands in the ring with Backlund running around and getting in Tomko's face. The referee gets fed up and ejects everyone from ringside.
The protests happen but Lynn attacks Skyhawk's arm with fury, ready to take the fight to him but Skyhawk catches Lynn on a charge, hitting him with a DDT. Skyhawk hurts the shoudler and rolls him over to get a two count. Skyhawk applies a chinlock but can't hold it because of the arm. Skyhawk's right arm is giving him all kinds of problems and he has to adapt with a few awkward kicks. Skyhawk gets caught an an armdrag and Lynn wrenches the arm, beating it down, and hitting a bodyslam before applying an elbow crank on the mat. Skyhawk gets in the ropes and snaps Lynn's neck off the ropes. Skyhawk drags Lynn into the floor and slams him into the railing. Skyhawk couldn't muster up the force because of the bad shoulder. He throws Lynn into the ring and hits a rather awkward springboard knee strike. That's not Skyhawk's strong point, most of his offense is based off of his arm and Lynn knows this. Two count delivered.
Lynn is pounded away and Skyhawk hits a kneelift and fisherman suplex. He only gets a two count because he can't hold the cradle because of the arm. Skyhawk stomps on Lynn, he's just trying to ride out the time limit at this time. Skyhawk gets caught with a shoulder throw and Lynn stalks him. CHICKENWING IS APPLIED! Lynn has the Chickenwing on Skyhawk and Skyhawk is about to be taken down with prejudice. The legs will be locked around the ribs and it will be over. His arm is being torn out of the socket. LYNN APPLIES THE BODYSCISSORS! Lynn has the hold on Skyhawk and Skyhawk tries to push himself out of the hold. He tries to push himself out and he tries to struggle. He taps out!
Lynn raises his hand and demands the Television Championship but the timekeeper informs the referee that the time of the match was 15:01, so Skyhawk's retained the Television Championship.
Jerry Lynn made Sederick Skyhawk submit to the Cross-Faced Chickenwing in 0:15:01.
Rating: *** 1/2
(Jerry Lynn retained the NAWA International Title.)
(Sederick Skyhawk retained the NAWA Television Title. )
Skyhawk's shoulder might be crippled but he's still the champion. Backlund comes back out to protest the decision. Lynn was just one second late to cash in with his title win.
We see the barber chair being brought out for the match where Candace Sweet's hair is on the line against Curry Man's mask. If Shawn Stasiak can beat Curry Man, Curry Man has to unmask. But if Curry Man beats Stasiak, than Candace will have to have her head shaved completely bald. Candace walks out, telling Stasiak to fight this match like his life is on the line because there's something more important, her hair.
Candace's Hair vs. Curry Man's Mask:
Curry Man vs Shawn Stasiak(w/Candace Sweet)
Curry Man taunts Candace with hair cutting motions and Stasiak charges but Curry Man ducks and spinning leg lariat nearly scores the three count at the bell. Candace looks like her heart just stopped and Curry Man works over Stasiak with a series of strikes but Stasiak catches him with a running powerslam. Stasiak poses and Candace yells at him to cover Curry Man! Stasiak hits a huge backbreaker and a vertical suplex and drops a knee. He covers Curry Man and gets a two count. Candace yells at him to hook the leg and we go to the crowd, where Christopher Daniels is standing in the crowd, holding a ticket and waving at Stasiak! Candace yells for Stasiak not to get distracted. While Stasiak nods, he turns around and Curry Man hits a springboard cross body block to score the pin!
Curry Man pinned Shawn Stasiak after an Asai moonsault bodyblock in 0:03:44.
Rating: * 3/4
Candace slides away in numb shock and she widens her eyes before she rears her head back and screams "NO!" She tries to escape through the crowd but Christopher Daniels blocks her and security walks over.
After all of the mockery Candace has given to people without hair, this is going to come off as just. The woman kicks and screams as she was pulled away. She looks absolutely out of her mind as she is thrown down on the barber chair at ringside.
She is strapped down and they take the clippers to her hair. Candace is pleading, begging, and even trying to bribe the barber but she is cutting her hair. She screams bloody murder like she's being assaulted as her hair falls to the ground.
She whimpers like a dog and pretty soon her hair has been sheered off. Her arms are freed and she feels the top of her head.
She screams so loud and sees Shawn Stasiak leave the ring. She takes the straight razor and tries to stab Stasiak with it but thankfully security holds her back. Candace looks on the verge of having a nervouse breakdown as Curry Man picks up her hair and starts throwing it into the crowd to a big pop from the fans.
We go from that to hype of the Best Two Out of Three Falls Match between Kurt Angle and Miles Stylish. The winner of this match will get a championship title match on April 22nd 2007 at Wildfire. These two have been at each other's throats for the past few weeks and Stylish wants to avenge his loss to Angle back at StarClash 2006 when Angle trapped him in the Ankle Lock and made him tap out.
Best Two Out of Three Falls Match:
Kurt Angle vs. Miles Stylish
Stylish and Angle trade technical wrestling holds for the first fall during this match. Angle goes for the Ankle Lock but Stylish counters it. Las Vegas Trauma is reversed into a sunset flip for a pinfall. Angle tries to pull out the Triple Germans but Stylish has that well scouted. Stylish goes to the outside and grabs a steel chair. Stylish enters the ring and OBLITERATES ANGLE WITH A SICK CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD! The referee calls for the disqualification and the referee calls for the first fall, giving it to Kurt Angle in less than three minutes via disqualification.
The announcers wonder if Stylish, cracking under the pressure of failing to beat Angle, lost his mind. Yet, Stylish pulls Angle up off the canvas, hoists his broken body onto his shoulders, and hits the Las Vegas Trauma. Angle is planted and Stylish covers for the pin, bringing up the score 1-1 less than five minutes into the match.
The announcer's put that one over as a risky but ultimately successful gambit by Stylish to sacrifice the first fall to get the second and he might get the third if he covers Angle but Angle gets out at two and three fourths! Stylish covers Angle a few more times and he kicks out. It might seem like dumb strategy to keep going for the cover but Stylish is actually making Angle burn through more of his energy yet. Stylish goes for another LVT but Angle elbows out and fights out of the hold.
Angle returns fire, working Stylish down to the mat and overhead belly to belly suplex. Angle is playing the mat game with Stylish but Stylish manages to send Angle to the floor when he tries a forearm shot. Stylish hits a slingshot plancha and follows that up with a series of high impact moves, many of them working over the injured neck of Angle. He pulls a sickening fisherman buster and a DDT on the floor. Angle makes it in at nine and Stylish catches him with a La Magistral Cradle which Angle reverses into an Ankle Lock! Stylish escapes to the ropes.
Stylish has to be careful of that Ankle Lock and he knows it, hammering Angle from underneath. Sunset flip off the apron but Angle rolls through and basement dropkick to the chest. This time the Triple German Suplex is pulled out and Angle has Stylish set up but Stylish fights out. He hits a Cross Armed German Suplex for a nearfall. He hasn't pulled out that move in years but he's digging into the well. Going up top but Angle catches him and SUPER ANGLE SLAM TAKES STYLISH DOWN. Angle covers Stylish and gets a two and nine tenths count.
Angle is preparing for the Ankle Lock but Stylish avoids it. Forward roll into the ropes and Las Vegas Trauma but Angle fights out of that some more. He keeps slipping, trying to roll through with the Ankle Lock. Once again, Stylish fights that one out and Stylish hits a sliding dropkick, causing Angle's ankle to fold out from underneath him. Stylish looks ready to commit the ultimate irony on Angle and hooks him.
Ankle Lock is applied by Stylish on Angle and he has the hold locked on. Angle is trying to fight the Ankle Lock and trying to push up out from underneath the hold. No matter how much he struggles, Stylish has the ankle grapevined quite tightly. He adds that heel hook version to the Ankle Lock that's a killer for Angle! Angle is about to push out of his own hold but he can't do it. That move is a dangerous weapon in the hands of anyone and ANGLE TAPS OUT TO HIS OWN MOVE!
Two-out-of-three falls match:
Miles Stylish defeated Kurt Angle 2 falls to 1
x Angle defeated Stylish via disqualification in 0:02:55
x Stylish beat Angle with the Las Vegas Trauma in 0:03:52
x Stylish beat Angle with the Ankle Lock in 0:16:55
Rating: ****
Miles Stylish gets on the microphone and brags how not once during this match did Kurt Angle pin him or force him to submit. He did everything that he said he was going to do, he beat Angle two straight falls. Granted that claim is a bit dubious but the one thing that is obvious is that Miles Stylish is going to Wildfire to challenge the NAWA World Champion.
Angle limps off backstage, he got beat by his own move tonight.
We see Harry Harris and Teddy Hart preparing on the split screen and getting ready to walk to the ring. Tonight, they have their big title match. Tonight, Harry Harris gets his chance to regain the belt that he never technically lost. Tonight, Teddy Hart has a chance to prove here on Pay Per View that he can beat Harry Harris. He has beat Harris before but never on Pay Per View. Hart has held the belt for eight long months but will this run stop tonight?
Video package highlighting the history of Teddy Hart and Harry Harris.
The NAWA Owner Larry Sweeney makes his way to ringside to observe this title match and make sure that the right man walks out with the title.
NAWA World Championship Match:
Harry Harris vs. Teddy Hart(c)
Hart and Harris have a technical battle with Hart knocking Harris to the floor and tope con hilo wipes out the challenger. Harris hangs up Hart on a charge and starts working over his neck, preparing him for that triangle choke. Harris hits a Snake Eyes which sets up the neckbreaker for a two count. He hits a jumping neck snap and a sleeperhold but Hart runs up the buckles and flips into a pin, nearly scoring a flash pin on the challenger but Harris lets go.
His uncle tried that trick many times and being a student of the game, Harris had that well scouted, working over the neck. Harris Driver is countered with a quick inverted DDT and Hart nearly scores a flash pinfall. A huge inverted atomic drop and running somersault neckbreaker. Hart goes up top but Harris catches him coming off with a kick to the midsection. Harris goes for a Tombstone but Hart reverses and TOMBSTONE NAILS HARRIS! Hart covers for a two and a half count.
Hart nails a series of elbows and Russian Legsweep and backbreaker set up a flipping somersault elbow that misses. Harris hits a series of knee and elbow strikes, varying up the offense where he can to rock Hart. Brain buster connects and Harris covers for a two count. Gutbuster and Harris works over the ribs, varying up the offense. Elbow strikes and the referee checks for a knock out but Hart is up. Harris goes for a rolling elbow but Hart grabs the arm and BACKSLIDE GETS A TWO COUNT! Harris kicks Hart in the face and backs off. Rolling somersault senton hits the ribs. Two count on Hart once again.
Harris is now frustrated and he hits a double arm DDT, before dragging Hart into the center the ring. To the outside but Hart kips up and FRANKENSTEINER OUT OF THE CORNER! The crowd pops huge for that as that's how Hart beat Harris in a match back in December of 2004! Harris is down and Hart covers for a two and nine tenths count. So close and now Hart works over Harris. Knee crunching atomic drop and Hart hits a tilt a whirl backbreaker. Sharpshooter could be coming up but Harris rakes the eyes. He grabs Hart and irish whip into the corner no reverse. Hart rushes into the corner and leaps up. HE MONKEY FLIPS HARRIS OUT OF THE CORNER!
The crowd goes in the hush, this is the same move that put Harris on the shelf for a year with a broken neck and Harris lies limp in the ring. Hart steps over towards him and HARRIS PULLS HIM INTO A SMALL PACKAGE FOR A NEARFALL! Hart is back up and double leg takedown and he drags Harris over the ringpost, putting the figure four leglock around him! The referee puts the count and Hart breaks the hold. Back into the ring and Hart has the legs. Stepping through and Sharpshooter is applied to Harris!
Hart has the hold on and Sweeney is about to look towards the timekeeper but here comes Kurt Angle from the back! Angle stops Sweeney from doing anything nefarious and Sweeney backs off, yelling that he could break Angle. The referee is distracted by this and Hart breaks the Sharpshooter. Sweeney has something in his hand and he enters the ring but Angle chases him into the ring. Sweeney drops it in the ring and Angle has him on the outside.
The referee is distracted by Angle and Sweeney and Harris picks up what Sweeney dropped and NAILED HART WITH IT! Hart has been hit right in the head with a pair of brass knuckles! Harris covers Hart and scores the pin! We have a new NAWA World Champion like that!
Harry Harris pinned Teddy Hart after hitting him with a pair of brass knuckles in 0:22:30.
Rating: *** 3/4
(Harry Harris won the NAWA World Title.)
The crowd doesn't know what to make of this and the referee hands Harris the NAWA World Championship belt, the third time, he's been champion. Sweeney enters the ring, as the announcers wonder if he tried to give Hart the knuckles and it backfired in a big way, bringing up Hart's shady past and also Harris's hatred for Sweeney.
SWEENEY AND HARRIS SHAKE HANDS AND HUG! The crowd explodes into boos and loud chants of "YOU SOLD OUT! Harris smiles, and holds up the NAWA World Championship, almost mockingly over the body of Hart who is just getting back to his feet, in shock.
HARRIS NAILS HART WITH A TITLE BELT SHOT TO THE FACE! Harris is beating Hart with the NAWA World Championship belt and now Sweeney is grinning, before grabbing a chair but Kurt Angle is back. Angle takes the chair from Sweeney and he stares down Harris.
ANGLE TAKES THE CHAIR TO HART'S ANKLE! This was a setup, these three, they were in cahoots all along! Angle has the chair around Hart's ankle and is about to Pillmanize it, but the crowd is making some noise.
Samoa Joe runs down to the ring and slides in to get himself a piece of Harry Harris! Harris, Angle, and Sweeney bail as Joe stares down at this collective of Sweeney, Angle, and Harris. Joe has been telling us for weeks that Sweeney and Harris have been conspiring together, and now he's been proving right.
Harris, Angle, and Sweeney are behind a wall of security guards and police as Joe stares down at them from the ring. Harris has the NAWA World Championship belt and screams "THIS IS MINE AND IT WILL NEVER BE YOURS, YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!" The fans chant "JOE'S GONNA KILL YOU!" and that's the note we go off on. See you on Glory where we'll try to make some sense of this.
The Gambler vs. Samoa Joe vs. Takeshi Morishima(w/Larry Sweeney)
The Gambler plays keep away with the two of the larger men until Joe kicks him out of the corner. Morishima and Joe drill each other with huge chops. Joe wins the headbutt battle and slams Morishima into the corner, hitting a huge German Suplex. Running kneedrop catches Morishima in the chest and STF but the Gambler comes back into the ring and attacks Joe, beating him down. A huge DDT takes him down for a two count. The Gambler beats on him some more but Joe fights out with a huge power bomb. Morishima hits a Yakuza Kick to the chest and takes Joe down. Morishima beats him down and goes for a high angle back drop but Joe lands on his feet and hits an enzuigiri drills him in the back of his head. The Gambler eats a running kneelift into the corner, hitting the Yakuza Kick does Joe, and the Muscle Buster before Joe locks on the choke. The Gambler struggles but he can't get up. Morishima has been knocked out and Sweeney tries to get him up but Morishima is unable to get up. The referee checks the arm of the Gambler and it drops three times with Joe getting the win.
Triangle Match:
Samoa Joe defeated The Gambler and Takeshi Morishima when Joe defeated Gambler
when Gambler passed out in the Rear Naked Choke in 0:10:42.
Rating: *** 1/2
Samoa Joe gets the win as he stares down Sweeney and Sweeney backs down for a second as he watches Joe. Joe leaves with the win tonight on Reality Check.
NAWA Cruiserweight Championship
Tyler Black vs Homicide(c)(w/Larry Sweeney)
Black uses his speed, taking Homicide off guard with a series of moves including a springboard dropkick and a running senton. Homicide catches Black with a huge Hotshot and hits a huge lariat for a two count. A springboard kneedrop punishes Black and Homicide hammers the back of his head, hitting a running kneelift to the face. Homicide hurls Black through the ropes and all the way to the arena floor where he lands with a huge thud. Black is beaten on the floor and Homicide hits a huge gutbuster. Homicide hits the Gringo Cutter and Black is in the ropes for a two and a half count. Black fights back up out from underneath Homicide and goes for a superkick but that's ducked. Lariat is ducked and Black nails him with a superkick. Black sets up Homicide in a small package and hits the God's Last Gift for the pin. Three slaps of the mat later and Tyler Black is the new NAWA Cruiserweight Champion.
Tyler Black pinned Homicide with the God's Last Gift in 0:11:38.
Rating: *** 1/2
(Tyler Black won the NAWA Cruiserweight Title.)
Tyler Black has liberated the Cruiserweight Championship from Homicide and Larry Sweeney doesn't too happy, he's 0-2 so far tonight on Pay Per View.
Bryan Danielson vs Tomko(w/Candace Sweet)
Danielson takes down Tomko's legs with a series of roundhouse kicks to try and take the tone for the match. Tomko hits a huge sidewalk slam on Danielson to gain some offense. The power of Tomko brings Danielson down and nets him a few nearfalls but the TKO is countered with a DDT and Danielson hits the Crucifix Elbow Smashes. He hits another huge DDT, elbows to the back of the head, and guillotine choke. He wrenches on the neck of Tomko and makes the big man tap out! Danielson has slayed the big man.
Bryan Danielson made Tomko submit to a guillotine choke in 0:06:48.
Rating: ***
Danielson gets his hand raised up and he soaks up the victory tonight on Realiy Check. He's one step closer for championship gold.
A look at the events leading up to Mia Stylish and Awesome Kong for the NAWA Women's Championship, with Kong putting Stylish on the shelf and Mia fighting back up for the title contention.
NAWA Women's Championship Match:
Mia Stylish vs. Awesome Kong(c)
Kong goes for a palm strike at the bell but Stylish ducks it and hits a series of dropkicks at the bell. This is a game of cat and mouse, with Mia using her superior speed to take the power house off of her feet and hits a tope suicida to the floor. Kong manages to catch her off the top rope and fallaway slam. Kong batters Stylish in the corner and hits a running body attack. Pump splash is avoided and Mia Stylish tries to apply a sleeperhold for Kong. Kong flips her off and goes for the Awesome Bomb but Stylish counters with a rana for a nearfall. Kong hits a palm strike and a Samoan Drop. She goes up top but Stylish catches her. SUPERPLEX WITH BOTH WOMEN STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE! Both hit the canvas and standing ten count and Stylish rolls onto Kong for a two and nine tenths count.
She goes to the top rope but is caught and an overhead belly to belly suplex folds her up like a piece of paper. Kong hits a side suplex and goes over to the outside, pulling back the ring mats but Stylish dropkicks Kong off the apron causing her to hit backfirst onto the exposed concrete. Stylish rockets herself over the ropes with a plancha and sends Kong down. Stylish is back to her feet and she rolls Kong into the ring but she rolls her into the referee. The referee goes down and Stylish enters the ring, slapping a dragon sleeper on Kong. Stylish cranks on the hold and the referee calls for the bell. Did Kong submit?
Awesome Kong defeated Mia Stylish by disqualification in 0:12:18.
Rating: ***
(Awesome Kong retained the NAWA Women's Title.)
The referee states that Mia Stylish has been disqualified because she attacked an NAWA official. Kong is up and Stylish takes the belt from the referee and NAILS KONG IN THE HEAD WITH IT! The announcers question this dodgy finish and how the referee had plenty of time to get out of the way. Kong keeps the championship tonight and it's up for debate whether or not Stylish would have won if the referee had not called for the bell. We see the replay and the announcers say that it's almost like the referee stepped in the way of Kong to have a justification to disqualify Mia Stylish.
A look at the best of seven series between the Briscoe Brothers and the Motor City Machine Guns, leading up to the Ladder Match tonight to determine the number one contendership for the NAWA Tag Team Titles held by the Rottweilers.
Number One Contendership Match for the NAWA Tag Team Titles(Ladder Match)
The Briscoe Brothers vs. the Motor City Machine Guns
The Briscoe Brothers knock Sabin off the apron during the entrance and send him crashing down to the concrete that was exposed during the previous match. Then Mark hits an tornado DDT on the expose concrete, which takes Sabin out of the match for a spell. This leaves Shelley in a two on one disadvantage, with the Briscoes beating him down with a series of violent double team moves, including an inverted power bomb/guillotine legdrop combination match. Jay grabs the ladder, and brings it up. Mark applies a full nelson and makes Shelley watch Jay climb for the contract but Sabin crawls to the top rope and leaps off to knock Jay off the ladder. Sabin might have did his last ditch effort but Jay took a nasty spill. Mark beats down Shelley but Sabin dropkicks the ladder into his face as he lifts it up. Sabin has Mark down on the ground and he jumps over the top rope. SABIN DOUBLE STOMPS THE LADDER CAUSING IT TO SMACK INTO MARK'S FACE!
Mark might have even more teeth busted out and Shelley has another ladder. They sandwhich the ladders into Briscoe and both of the Guns set up ladders. The Guns begin to climb the ladders as Jay is up. Jay grabs Shelley and running power bomb off the ladder but Sabin is nearly for the contract. Jay picks up his own brother's limp body and in an act of desperation, hurls it into Sabin, causing him to go off the ladder. That does it and Jay beats down Sabin, trapping him underneath the ladder. Jay climbs up the ladder but Shelley is back up, running up the ladder and hitting a somersault neckbreaker off the ladder. Mark is up, his mouth is busted open but he scrambles for the gold. Shelley is back into him and both of them exchange chops, until Mark hits a hiptoss off of the ladder, sending Shelley flying off of the ladder.
Sabin kicks himself free and makes his way up with Mark. He has Mark onto the shoulders but Mark elbows out. Mark tries to kick at the contract with his feet but Sabin drops him stomach first onto the ladder. Jay is back into this one, taking off the belt from his ring jacket and whipping Sabin with it from behind. Jay is climbing up the ladder behind Sabin and choking him with the belt, before hitting the back stabber off of the ladder. Sabin's back might be cracked and now Mark is up the ladder. Shelley leapfrogs a charging Jay and then runs up the ladder. Shelley elbows away away at Mark but Mark has him up. BACKDROP PILEDRIVER OFF OF THE LADDER! Alex Shelley might be deceased but Mark might have killed his knees. The Rottweilers have to be drooling at this, because they get to take on who is left. Jay climbs up the ladder to go for the clipboard.
Sabin manages to crawl his way up the ladder and chop away at Jay. The two of them are going at it with each other. Jay knees Sabin and double underhook. Jay Driller off of the ladder no Sabin backdrops him down! Sabin looses his balance and takes a nasty spill. Both men are down and Mark, despite having no knees from that suicide move, gimps his way up the ladder. He takes a long time to climb and Sabin climbs back up with him. The two of them are fighting each other but Jay has another ladder. He goes to nail Sabin with it but Sabin leaps over him, causing Jay to knock the ladder off balance. Sabin bounces back up and dropkicks the ladder into Jay's face. Shelley is back up and European Uppercut sends Jay into the Cradle Shock! Jay has been dumped but Mark rushes Shelley. Lariat takes him to the floor but the momentum takes both of them to the outside. Both land on the concrete and Sabin sets up the ladder. Sabin is climbing for the belts and Mark is about to enter the ring but Shelley is tying Mark's feet to the ropes with Jay's belt. Sabin grabs the concrete and drops down giving the Guns the title match next month!
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Ladder Match:
The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) defeated
The Briscoe Brothers (Jay Briscoe and Mark Briscoe) in 0:19:10.
Rating: *** 3/4
The Guns get an NAWA World Tag Team Title Shot on April 22nd at Wildfire. We see replays from that Ladder War.
Next up, the NAWA Television Championship will be on the line for the first fifteen minutes and then the NAWA International Championship will be on the line after that when Sederick Skyhawk takes on Jerry Lynn.
NAWA Television Championship On the Line for the first Fifteen Minutes, then it becomes a match for the NAWA International Championship:
Sederick Skyhawk(TV Champion)(w/Candace Sweet, Tomko, and Shawn Stasiak) vs. Jerry Lynn(International Champion)(w/Bob Backlund)
Lynn blisters Skyhawk's chest with chops at the bell causing him to take a powder. Skyhawk enters the ring and beats on Lynn, applying an abdominal stretch to him but Lynn counters it, hitting a running forearm smash, a running neck snap and he beats on him. The announcers talk about how Skyhawk might shoot himself in the foot by trying to stretch out the time limit this time but Lynn works over the arm, posting it. Lynn wants to destroy Skyhawk's arm and get the submission win to recapture the Television Championship. Shoulderbreaker is pulled out and Lynn assaults his arm viciously. He rams his arm into the post three times and Fujiwara Armbar. Candace distracts the referee which allows Tomko to pull Skyhawk to the ropes. Skyhawk exits the ring but Lynn stands in the ring with Backlund running around and getting in Tomko's face. The referee gets fed up and ejects everyone from ringside.
The protests happen but Lynn attacks Skyhawk's arm with fury, ready to take the fight to him but Skyhawk catches Lynn on a charge, hitting him with a DDT. Skyhawk hurts the shoudler and rolls him over to get a two count. Skyhawk applies a chinlock but can't hold it because of the arm. Skyhawk's right arm is giving him all kinds of problems and he has to adapt with a few awkward kicks. Skyhawk gets caught an an armdrag and Lynn wrenches the arm, beating it down, and hitting a bodyslam before applying an elbow crank on the mat. Skyhawk gets in the ropes and snaps Lynn's neck off the ropes. Skyhawk drags Lynn into the floor and slams him into the railing. Skyhawk couldn't muster up the force because of the bad shoulder. He throws Lynn into the ring and hits a rather awkward springboard knee strike. That's not Skyhawk's strong point, most of his offense is based off of his arm and Lynn knows this. Two count delivered.
Lynn is pounded away and Skyhawk hits a kneelift and fisherman suplex. He only gets a two count because he can't hold the cradle because of the arm. Skyhawk stomps on Lynn, he's just trying to ride out the time limit at this time. Skyhawk gets caught with a shoulder throw and Lynn stalks him. CHICKENWING IS APPLIED! Lynn has the Chickenwing on Skyhawk and Skyhawk is about to be taken down with prejudice. The legs will be locked around the ribs and it will be over. His arm is being torn out of the socket. LYNN APPLIES THE BODYSCISSORS! Lynn has the hold on Skyhawk and Skyhawk tries to push himself out of the hold. He tries to push himself out and he tries to struggle. He taps out!
Lynn raises his hand and demands the Television Championship but the timekeeper informs the referee that the time of the match was 15:01, so Skyhawk's retained the Television Championship.
Jerry Lynn made Sederick Skyhawk submit to the Cross-Faced Chickenwing in 0:15:01.
Rating: *** 1/2
(Jerry Lynn retained the NAWA International Title.)
(Sederick Skyhawk retained the NAWA Television Title. )
Skyhawk's shoulder might be crippled but he's still the champion. Backlund comes back out to protest the decision. Lynn was just one second late to cash in with his title win.
We see the barber chair being brought out for the match where Candace Sweet's hair is on the line against Curry Man's mask. If Shawn Stasiak can beat Curry Man, Curry Man has to unmask. But if Curry Man beats Stasiak, than Candace will have to have her head shaved completely bald. Candace walks out, telling Stasiak to fight this match like his life is on the line because there's something more important, her hair.
Candace's Hair vs. Curry Man's Mask:
Curry Man vs Shawn Stasiak(w/Candace Sweet)
Curry Man taunts Candace with hair cutting motions and Stasiak charges but Curry Man ducks and spinning leg lariat nearly scores the three count at the bell. Candace looks like her heart just stopped and Curry Man works over Stasiak with a series of strikes but Stasiak catches him with a running powerslam. Stasiak poses and Candace yells at him to cover Curry Man! Stasiak hits a huge backbreaker and a vertical suplex and drops a knee. He covers Curry Man and gets a two count. Candace yells at him to hook the leg and we go to the crowd, where Christopher Daniels is standing in the crowd, holding a ticket and waving at Stasiak! Candace yells for Stasiak not to get distracted. While Stasiak nods, he turns around and Curry Man hits a springboard cross body block to score the pin!
Curry Man pinned Shawn Stasiak after an Asai moonsault bodyblock in 0:03:44.
Rating: * 3/4
Candace slides away in numb shock and she widens her eyes before she rears her head back and screams "NO!" She tries to escape through the crowd but Christopher Daniels blocks her and security walks over.
After all of the mockery Candace has given to people without hair, this is going to come off as just. The woman kicks and screams as she was pulled away. She looks absolutely out of her mind as she is thrown down on the barber chair at ringside.
She is strapped down and they take the clippers to her hair. Candace is pleading, begging, and even trying to bribe the barber but she is cutting her hair. She screams bloody murder like she's being assaulted as her hair falls to the ground.
She whimpers like a dog and pretty soon her hair has been sheered off. Her arms are freed and she feels the top of her head.
She screams so loud and sees Shawn Stasiak leave the ring. She takes the straight razor and tries to stab Stasiak with it but thankfully security holds her back. Candace looks on the verge of having a nervouse breakdown as Curry Man picks up her hair and starts throwing it into the crowd to a big pop from the fans.
We go from that to hype of the Best Two Out of Three Falls Match between Kurt Angle and Miles Stylish. The winner of this match will get a championship title match on April 22nd 2007 at Wildfire. These two have been at each other's throats for the past few weeks and Stylish wants to avenge his loss to Angle back at StarClash 2006 when Angle trapped him in the Ankle Lock and made him tap out.
Best Two Out of Three Falls Match:
Kurt Angle vs. Miles Stylish
Stylish and Angle trade technical wrestling holds for the first fall during this match. Angle goes for the Ankle Lock but Stylish counters it. Las Vegas Trauma is reversed into a sunset flip for a pinfall. Angle tries to pull out the Triple Germans but Stylish has that well scouted. Stylish goes to the outside and grabs a steel chair. Stylish enters the ring and OBLITERATES ANGLE WITH A SICK CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD! The referee calls for the disqualification and the referee calls for the first fall, giving it to Kurt Angle in less than three minutes via disqualification.
The announcers wonder if Stylish, cracking under the pressure of failing to beat Angle, lost his mind. Yet, Stylish pulls Angle up off the canvas, hoists his broken body onto his shoulders, and hits the Las Vegas Trauma. Angle is planted and Stylish covers for the pin, bringing up the score 1-1 less than five minutes into the match.
The announcer's put that one over as a risky but ultimately successful gambit by Stylish to sacrifice the first fall to get the second and he might get the third if he covers Angle but Angle gets out at two and three fourths! Stylish covers Angle a few more times and he kicks out. It might seem like dumb strategy to keep going for the cover but Stylish is actually making Angle burn through more of his energy yet. Stylish goes for another LVT but Angle elbows out and fights out of the hold.
Angle returns fire, working Stylish down to the mat and overhead belly to belly suplex. Angle is playing the mat game with Stylish but Stylish manages to send Angle to the floor when he tries a forearm shot. Stylish hits a slingshot plancha and follows that up with a series of high impact moves, many of them working over the injured neck of Angle. He pulls a sickening fisherman buster and a DDT on the floor. Angle makes it in at nine and Stylish catches him with a La Magistral Cradle which Angle reverses into an Ankle Lock! Stylish escapes to the ropes.
Stylish has to be careful of that Ankle Lock and he knows it, hammering Angle from underneath. Sunset flip off the apron but Angle rolls through and basement dropkick to the chest. This time the Triple German Suplex is pulled out and Angle has Stylish set up but Stylish fights out. He hits a Cross Armed German Suplex for a nearfall. He hasn't pulled out that move in years but he's digging into the well. Going up top but Angle catches him and SUPER ANGLE SLAM TAKES STYLISH DOWN. Angle covers Stylish and gets a two and nine tenths count.
Angle is preparing for the Ankle Lock but Stylish avoids it. Forward roll into the ropes and Las Vegas Trauma but Angle fights out of that some more. He keeps slipping, trying to roll through with the Ankle Lock. Once again, Stylish fights that one out and Stylish hits a sliding dropkick, causing Angle's ankle to fold out from underneath him. Stylish looks ready to commit the ultimate irony on Angle and hooks him.
Ankle Lock is applied by Stylish on Angle and he has the hold locked on. Angle is trying to fight the Ankle Lock and trying to push up out from underneath the hold. No matter how much he struggles, Stylish has the ankle grapevined quite tightly. He adds that heel hook version to the Ankle Lock that's a killer for Angle! Angle is about to push out of his own hold but he can't do it. That move is a dangerous weapon in the hands of anyone and ANGLE TAPS OUT TO HIS OWN MOVE!
Two-out-of-three falls match:
Miles Stylish defeated Kurt Angle 2 falls to 1
x Angle defeated Stylish via disqualification in 0:02:55
x Stylish beat Angle with the Las Vegas Trauma in 0:03:52
x Stylish beat Angle with the Ankle Lock in 0:16:55
Rating: ****
Miles Stylish gets on the microphone and brags how not once during this match did Kurt Angle pin him or force him to submit. He did everything that he said he was going to do, he beat Angle two straight falls. Granted that claim is a bit dubious but the one thing that is obvious is that Miles Stylish is going to Wildfire to challenge the NAWA World Champion.
Angle limps off backstage, he got beat by his own move tonight.
We see Harry Harris and Teddy Hart preparing on the split screen and getting ready to walk to the ring. Tonight, they have their big title match. Tonight, Harry Harris gets his chance to regain the belt that he never technically lost. Tonight, Teddy Hart has a chance to prove here on Pay Per View that he can beat Harry Harris. He has beat Harris before but never on Pay Per View. Hart has held the belt for eight long months but will this run stop tonight?
Video package highlighting the history of Teddy Hart and Harry Harris.
The NAWA Owner Larry Sweeney makes his way to ringside to observe this title match and make sure that the right man walks out with the title.
NAWA World Championship Match:
Harry Harris vs. Teddy Hart(c)
Hart and Harris have a technical battle with Hart knocking Harris to the floor and tope con hilo wipes out the challenger. Harris hangs up Hart on a charge and starts working over his neck, preparing him for that triangle choke. Harris hits a Snake Eyes which sets up the neckbreaker for a two count. He hits a jumping neck snap and a sleeperhold but Hart runs up the buckles and flips into a pin, nearly scoring a flash pin on the challenger but Harris lets go.
His uncle tried that trick many times and being a student of the game, Harris had that well scouted, working over the neck. Harris Driver is countered with a quick inverted DDT and Hart nearly scores a flash pinfall. A huge inverted atomic drop and running somersault neckbreaker. Hart goes up top but Harris catches him coming off with a kick to the midsection. Harris goes for a Tombstone but Hart reverses and TOMBSTONE NAILS HARRIS! Hart covers for a two and a half count.
Hart nails a series of elbows and Russian Legsweep and backbreaker set up a flipping somersault elbow that misses. Harris hits a series of knee and elbow strikes, varying up the offense where he can to rock Hart. Brain buster connects and Harris covers for a two count. Gutbuster and Harris works over the ribs, varying up the offense. Elbow strikes and the referee checks for a knock out but Hart is up. Harris goes for a rolling elbow but Hart grabs the arm and BACKSLIDE GETS A TWO COUNT! Harris kicks Hart in the face and backs off. Rolling somersault senton hits the ribs. Two count on Hart once again.
Harris is now frustrated and he hits a double arm DDT, before dragging Hart into the center the ring. To the outside but Hart kips up and FRANKENSTEINER OUT OF THE CORNER! The crowd pops huge for that as that's how Hart beat Harris in a match back in December of 2004! Harris is down and Hart covers for a two and nine tenths count. So close and now Hart works over Harris. Knee crunching atomic drop and Hart hits a tilt a whirl backbreaker. Sharpshooter could be coming up but Harris rakes the eyes. He grabs Hart and irish whip into the corner no reverse. Hart rushes into the corner and leaps up. HE MONKEY FLIPS HARRIS OUT OF THE CORNER!
The crowd goes in the hush, this is the same move that put Harris on the shelf for a year with a broken neck and Harris lies limp in the ring. Hart steps over towards him and HARRIS PULLS HIM INTO A SMALL PACKAGE FOR A NEARFALL! Hart is back up and double leg takedown and he drags Harris over the ringpost, putting the figure four leglock around him! The referee puts the count and Hart breaks the hold. Back into the ring and Hart has the legs. Stepping through and Sharpshooter is applied to Harris!
Hart has the hold on and Sweeney is about to look towards the timekeeper but here comes Kurt Angle from the back! Angle stops Sweeney from doing anything nefarious and Sweeney backs off, yelling that he could break Angle. The referee is distracted by this and Hart breaks the Sharpshooter. Sweeney has something in his hand and he enters the ring but Angle chases him into the ring. Sweeney drops it in the ring and Angle has him on the outside.
The referee is distracted by Angle and Sweeney and Harris picks up what Sweeney dropped and NAILED HART WITH IT! Hart has been hit right in the head with a pair of brass knuckles! Harris covers Hart and scores the pin! We have a new NAWA World Champion like that!
Harry Harris pinned Teddy Hart after hitting him with a pair of brass knuckles in 0:22:30.
Rating: *** 3/4
(Harry Harris won the NAWA World Title.)
The crowd doesn't know what to make of this and the referee hands Harris the NAWA World Championship belt, the third time, he's been champion. Sweeney enters the ring, as the announcers wonder if he tried to give Hart the knuckles and it backfired in a big way, bringing up Hart's shady past and also Harris's hatred for Sweeney.
SWEENEY AND HARRIS SHAKE HANDS AND HUG! The crowd explodes into boos and loud chants of "YOU SOLD OUT! Harris smiles, and holds up the NAWA World Championship, almost mockingly over the body of Hart who is just getting back to his feet, in shock.
HARRIS NAILS HART WITH A TITLE BELT SHOT TO THE FACE! Harris is beating Hart with the NAWA World Championship belt and now Sweeney is grinning, before grabbing a chair but Kurt Angle is back. Angle takes the chair from Sweeney and he stares down Harris.
ANGLE TAKES THE CHAIR TO HART'S ANKLE! This was a setup, these three, they were in cahoots all along! Angle has the chair around Hart's ankle and is about to Pillmanize it, but the crowd is making some noise.
Samoa Joe runs down to the ring and slides in to get himself a piece of Harry Harris! Harris, Angle, and Sweeney bail as Joe stares down at this collective of Sweeney, Angle, and Harris. Joe has been telling us for weeks that Sweeney and Harris have been conspiring together, and now he's been proving right.
Harris, Angle, and Sweeney are behind a wall of security guards and police as Joe stares down at them from the ring. Harris has the NAWA World Championship belt and screams "THIS IS MINE AND IT WILL NEVER BE YOURS, YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!" The fans chant "JOE'S GONNA KILL YOU!" and that's the note we go off on. See you on Glory where we'll try to make some sense of this.