Lackeys For Kurt Angle?

[LillaThrilla]

Kurt Angle for awhile had Team Angle / The World's Greatest Tag Team of Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas for lackeys/sidekicks.

But what if Kurt Angle instead had three lackeys and they were based on his Three I's. So you have Mr. Intelligence, Mr. Intensity, and Mr. Integrity. Who would you put in those gimmicks? Either serious (Mr. Intelligence is a really smart guy) or intentionally ironic (Mr. Intelligence is an idiot), and both realistic (i.e. could have worked with WWE in the early 2000s) or timeless (someone too old/dead or young to have been signed for the gimmick).

Some ideas...

Intensity: Brock Lesnar
Integrity: John Cena (in his uber-babyface persona) or Hulk Hogan
Intelligence: Chris Nowinski

Intensity: Santino Morello
Integrity: Eddie Guerrero
Intelligence: Ralphus

[JoshiQ]

Along the lines of a group that kind of follows Kurt Angle as backup or managers:

Intelligence: Lanny Poffo as The Genius back as a manager
Intensity: Sid Vicious as the bodyguard
Integrity: More difficult. Maybe Ms. Hancock as a lawyer.

Edit: I'm thinking of a 2000-2001 timeline here.

[dewelar]

Or, for a different kind of irony, an all-UK group (circa 1990s):

Intensity: The Belfast Bruiser (a/k/a Fit Finlay)
Intelligence: Lord Steven Regal
Integrity: Gentleman Chris Adams