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Post by LillaThrilla on Jan 29, 2022 22:18:10 GMT -5
Real wrestlers with imagined gimmicks that Vince Russo would love. Go...
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Post by LillaThrilla on Jan 29, 2022 22:20:58 GMT -5
Kenny Alpha, billed from the Omegaverse. He delusionally thinks every woman wants him, while still acting like a dork. Wears a fedora. The V-Trigger is renamed the Trigger Warning, preceded by jazz hands finger guns. He cuts promos about owning the Libs (including veiled references to Jim Cornette).
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Post by dewelar on Jan 30, 2022 12:03:44 GMT -5
Not sure if this counts, but before I knew about Orange Cassidy, I had an entire stable of wrestlers whose gimmick was to put in the least amount of effort possible. It was inspired by old matches where Don Muraco would beat a jobber while eating a sandwich, so he was the nominal leader of the stable. It was also around the same time as those Kona Brewing commercials from a few years back, so they were dubbed The Single Taskers. Samoa Joe was also a part of it, along with Major Stash (a/k/a Van Hammer) and I think Torrie Wilson. They would carry lounge chairs out to ringside and lay there for the whole show, with other wrestlers tripping over them and such.
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Post by cardsflyinhigh on Jan 31, 2022 15:11:18 GMT -5
A porn addicted The Wall who's choice as a tag team partner was a blowup doll.
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Post by tnmlyger on Feb 1, 2022 3:34:57 GMT -5
Danahausen - an evil spirit possessed by Dana White.
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Post by LillaThrilla on Mar 4, 2022 17:53:36 GMT -5
A tag team called Hugh Two consisting of a fat wrestler named Hugh Jass and a musclehead named Hugh "Jakked" Mann.
Early 2000s version: Rikishi and Brock Lesnar.
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Post by LillaThrilla on Jun 10, 2022 21:58:40 GMT -5
"The Rustmaster" John Tentanus. He was using the Lockjaw finisher well before Britt Baker DMD.
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Post by cardsflyinhigh on Jun 12, 2022 12:04:27 GMT -5
The Ding Dongs, a tag team who always responded to ringing bells ... Oh wait ...
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Post by LillaThrilla on Jun 12, 2022 20:02:04 GMT -5
The Ding Dongs, a tag team who always responded to ringing bells ... Oh wait ... If Jim Herd hadn't invented them, Vince Russo would have. |
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Post by BeerGeek on Jan 24, 2023 17:03:31 GMT -5
The Ding Dongs, a tag team who always responded to ringing bells ... Oh wait ... If Jim Herd hadn't invented them, Vince Russo would have. Knowing Disco Inferno, he probably would have too. LOL |
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