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Post by LillaThrilla on Jan 29, 2022 22:18:10 GMT -5
Real wrestlers with imagined gimmicks that Vince Russo would love. Go...
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Post by LillaThrilla on Jan 29, 2022 22:20:58 GMT -5
Kenny Alpha, billed from the Omegaverse. He delusionally thinks every woman wants him, while still acting like a dork. Wears a fedora. The V-Trigger is renamed the Trigger Warning, preceded by jazz hands finger guns. He cuts promos about owning the Libs (including veiled references to Jim Cornette).
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Post by dewelar on Jan 30, 2022 12:03:44 GMT -5
Not sure if this counts, but before I knew about Orange Cassidy, I had an entire stable of wrestlers whose gimmick was to put in the least amount of effort possible. It was inspired by old matches where Don Muraco would beat a jobber while eating a sandwich, so he was the nominal leader of the stable. It was also around the same time as those Kona Brewing commercials from a few years back, so they were dubbed The Single Taskers. Samoa Joe was also a part of it, along with Major Stash (a/k/a Van Hammer) and I think Torrie Wilson. They would carry lounge chairs out to ringside and lay there for the whole show, with other wrestlers tripping over them and such.
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Post by cardsflyinhigh on Jan 31, 2022 15:11:18 GMT -5
A porn addicted The Wall who's choice as a tag team partner was a blowup doll.
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Post by tnmlyger on Feb 1, 2022 3:34:57 GMT -5
Danahausen - an evil spirit possessed by Dana White.
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Post by LillaThrilla on Mar 4, 2022 17:53:36 GMT -5
A tag team called Hugh Two consisting of a fat wrestler named Hugh Jass and a musclehead named Hugh "Jakked" Mann.
Early 2000s version: Rikishi and Brock Lesnar.
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Post by LillaThrilla on Jun 10, 2022 21:58:40 GMT -5
"The Rustmaster" John Tentanus. He was using the Lockjaw finisher well before Britt Baker DMD.
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Post by cardsflyinhigh on Jun 12, 2022 12:04:27 GMT -5
The Ding Dongs, a tag team who always responded to ringing bells ... Oh wait ...
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Post by LillaThrilla on Jun 12, 2022 20:02:04 GMT -5
The Ding Dongs, a tag team who always responded to ringing bells ... Oh wait ... If Jim Herd hadn't invented them, Vince Russo would have. |
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