Post by jacklarkin on Sept 9, 2010 22:47:22 GMT -5
September 9th, 2010
WWWF #1: "The Event"
Superdome, New Orleans, LA
attendence; 87,800
We are greeted by our hosts; Tony Schiavone, Mean Gene Okerlund, Pamela Paulshock, and Jerry Lawler.
We pan to ringside where we find celebrities
Chris Chelios, Michael Cera, Jon Gosselin, Morgan Fairchild, Britney Spears, Dana Carvey, Mel Gibson, Latoya Jackson, Vida Guerra, Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Dree Brees, Thomas Hagan, Oliver Copp, and Rob Zombie.
Opening Bout:
No Countout, No DQ
Abdullah the Butcher (360 lbs. Sudan)
v
Strangler Steve Disalvo (300 lbs. Boston, MA) (/w Abu Weezil)
Finish;
Abdullah the Butcher hits Steve Disalvo.
Abdullah the Butcher is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Abdullah the Butcher chops Steve Disalvo.
Steve Disalvo kicks Abdullah the Butcher.
A portion of the crowd is booing Steve Disalvo.
Steve Disalvo hits Abdullah the Butcher.
Steve Disalvo kicks Abdullah the Butcher.
Steve Disalvo nails Abdullah the Butcher with a roundhouse right.
Steve Disalvo nails Abdullah the Butcher with a vertical suplex.
Steve Disalvo is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Tim White is back on the job.
Steve Disalvo whips Abdullah the Butcher into the ropes.
Abu Weezil trips Abdullah the Butcher.
Steve Disalvo takes Abdullah the Butcher down with a double-axhandle chop.
Steve Disalvo puts Abdullah the Butcher in a chokehold.
Abdullah the Butcher is struggling to reach the ropes.
Abdullah the Butcher reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.
Steve Disalvo goes for a ropeburn, but Abdullah the Butcher blocks it.
Abdullah the Butcher uses a powerslam on Steve Disalvo.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Abu Weezil throws Steve Disalvo the cane.
Steve Disalvo hits Abdullah the Butcher with it and goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
The cheers for Steve Disalvo are drowning out the boos.
The winner is Steve Disalvo. Time of match: 0:13:58
Steve Disalvo pinned Abdullah the Butcher after hitting him with the cane in
0:13:58.
Rating: -** 3/4
Pamela Paulshock;
A post match interview with Disalvo is broken up when Abdullah runs into the ring with a fork and sends Disalvo and Weezil running to the hills. Abdullah then attacks Pamela forcing her to eat a KFC drumstick.
Bout #2:
Ahmed Johnson (255 lbs. Pearl River, MS)
v
Chris Hamrick (225 lbs. ) (/w Electra)
Finish;
Chris Hamrick punches Ahmed Johnson.
Chris Hamrick chops Ahmed Johnson.
Chris Hamrick is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Ahmed Johnson kicks Chris Hamrick.
Ahmed Johnson chops Chris Hamrick.
The crowd is behind Ahmed Johnson all the way.
Ahmed Johnson goes for a vertical suplex, but Chris Hamrick blocks it.
Chris Hamrick goes for a dropkick, but Ahmed Johnson side-steps and
Chris Hamrick only hits air.
Ahmed Johnson runs into the ropes.
Chris Hamrick misses with a clothesline.
Chris Hamrick hits Ahmed Johnson with an elbow.
The bell rings. The time limit has expired.
Chris Hamrick and Ahmed Johnson battled to a draw in 0:20:00.
Rating: 1/4*
Post Match Interview with Mean Gene Okerlund. The predictable rematch is set up, but Ahmed wants Electra neutralized so Hamrick suggests making it a handi-cap match, or Ahmed get himself a partner for a mixed tag match. Electra suggests Mean Gene, and Ahmed accepts on Gene's behalf, who is speechless and mortified.
Bout #3:
Akeem (438 lbs. Africa) (w/ Slick)
v
Kid Glasgow (225 lbs. Glasgow, Scotland)
Finish;
Akeem hits Kid Glasgow.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Akeem.
Kid Glasgow kicks Akeem.
Kid Glasgow hits Akeem with a swinging neckbreaker.
Kid Glasgow is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kid Glasgow catches Akeem in a bow-and-arrow submission.
Akeem is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Akeem is struggling to reach the ropes.
Kid Glasgow lets go after 14 seconds.
Earl Hebner removes the chair from the ring.
Kid Glasgow executes a springboard twisting moonsault on Akeem.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Slick enters the ring and hits Kid Glasgow with the cane.
There are chants of 'this sucks balls'.
Kid Glasgow is out cold.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Earl Hebner calls for the DQ.
A small "we want Goldgerg" chant is being started.
The winner is Kid Glasgow. Time of match: 0:10:21
Kid Glasgow defeated Akeem by disqualification in 0:10:21.
Rating: -* 1/4
Post Match: Kid Glasgow gives a Roddy Piper like promo, and says that despite being hit with the cane he has no desire to wrestle a piece of crap like Akeem again, he would rather wrestle a broomstick.
Abdullah the Butcher is shown beating the living hell out of Michael Cera backstage for asking for an autograph and telling Abdullah his ribs are finger licking good.
Bout #4
The Young Guns: Johnny Devine & Greg Pawluk (405 lbs.)
v
Serial Thrillaz: Kid Vicious & Mike Maverick (432 lbs.)
Finish:
The crowd erupts.
Greg Pawluk runs into the ropes.
Greg Pawluk misses with a clothesline.
Greg Pawluk hits Mike Maverick with a clothesline.
Greg Pawluk hits Mike Maverick with a flying axhandle.
The crowd is giving Greg Pawluk a standing ovation.
Greg Pawluk gives the sign for the Pistol Pulverizer.
Greg Pawluk attempts to place Mike Maverick on the turnbuckle, but Mike Maverick
blocks it.
Greg Pawluk goes for a vertical suplex, but Mike Maverick reverses it.
Mike Maverick tags out to Kid Vicious.
Kid Vicious and Mike Maverick hit Greg Pawluk with a double eye gouge.
Mike Maverick hits a gutwrench suplex on Greg Pawluk.
Kid Vicious and Mike Maverick whip Greg Pawluk into the ropes.
Kid Vicious and Mike Maverick hit Greg Pawluk with a double bodyslam.
Mike Maverick goes for a Hotshot, but Greg Pawluk counters it with a Thesz press
.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Kid Vicious doesn't make it in time... three.
The crowd is giving Greg Pawluk a standing ovation.
The winners are The Young Guns. Time of match: 0:11:55
The Young Guns defeated The Serial Thrillaz when Pawluk pinned Maverick after
a Thesz press in 0:12:04.
Rating: ** 1/2
Post Match interview, the Young Guns want a chance at the vacant WWWF Tag Team Titles. Imagine that. Greg Pawluk tries to explain how he's related to the Hart family, but just when he gets to his Uncle's second barber we cut to the next match.
Bout #5
Joey Guttermouth (230 lbs. Red Bank NJ)
v
Randy Savage (247 lbs. Sarasota FL)
Finish:
The crowd is really behind Randy Savage.
Joey Guttermouth punches Randy Savage.
Joey Guttermouth is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Joey Guttermouth bitch slaps Randy Savage.
Joey Guttermouth kicks Randy Savage.
Joey Guttermouth is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Joey Guttermouth uses scoop slam on Randy Savage.
Joey Guttermouth executes a monkey flip on Randy Savage.
Joey Guttermouth nails Randy Savage with a side slam.
Joey Guttermouth hits Randy Savage with a German suplex.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
Joey Guttermouth gets a figure-four leglock on Randy Savage.
Randy Savage's shoulders are on the mat.
James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Joey Guttermouth lets go after 11.3 seconds.
Joey Guttermouth nails Randy Savage with a German suplex.
James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Joey Guttermouth executes the Full Nelson Slam on Randy Savage.
Joey Guttermouth further incites the crowd.
Joey Guttermouth goes for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, three.
Joey Guttermouth is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The winner is Joey Guttermouth. Time of match: 0:10:21
Joey Guttermouth pinned Randy Savage with the Full Nelson Slam in 0:10:21.
Rating: * 3/4
Tony Schivane interviews Joey Guttermouth, proclaiming it to be the greatest upset in the history of upsets. Joey says he had no doubts he would win and says he's going to find himself a street whore for $10 on the way back to the hotel. Actually, he corrects himself, he's going to stop at the pay window, collect his $20 and buy himself 3 of New Orleans finest working girls, and he'll call them Katrina because they really blow.
Ahmed Johnson is shown coming out of a dressing room, followed shortly by Kim and Khloe Kardashian with smiles on their faces. Followed by Dree Brees in a raincoat.
Bout #6
Triangle Match
Stoen Cold Chalupa (129 lbs. Cyberspace)
v
Eddie Chavez (180 lbs. Allentown, PA)
v
Breakfast Bobby Toast (236 lbs. General Mills)
They lock up.
Stoen Cold Chalupa begs off.
Eddie Chavez hits a sitdown faceslam on Stoen Cold Chalupa.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Eddie Chavez.
Eddie Chavez goes for the Fire Factor Special, but Stoen Cold Chalupa counters it with a roll away.
Eddie Chavez begs off.
Stoen Cold Chalupa leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Stoen Cold Chalupa sets up the chair.
Stoen Cold Chalupa
takes Eddie Chavez down with a hair pull takedown onto the chair.
Stoen Cold Chalupa uses a springboard Lesbian Press on Eddie Chavez.
Stoen Cold Chalupa is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
Stoen Cold Chalupa is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
The winner is Stoen Cold Chalupa. Time of match: 0:00:29
Triangle Match
Stoen Cold Chalupa defeated Eddie Chavez and Breakfast Bobby Toast when Chalupa
pinned Chavez after a springboard Lesbian Press in 0:00:29.
Rating: 3/4*
Wow that match was quick. There is no one ready to do an interview so Stoen Cold Chalupa just tells the crowd that they are ugly, stupid and that he hates them all.
We pan to a sign that says "Chalupa fears Lexicon"
Main Event
For the Vacant WWWF Heavyweight Championship
Best 2 out of 3 Falls
Hillbilly Jim (320 lbs. Mudlick, Kentucky)
v
Curt Hennig (235 lbs. Robbinsdale, Minnesota) (/w Rick Rude)
Finish;
Curt Hennig hits a side suplex on Hillbilly Jim.
Curt Hennig is being booed out of the building.
Curt Hennig gives him a bodyslam, but Hillbilly Jim only stares at him.
Hillbilly Jim goes for a hiptoss, but Curt Hennig counters it with a lariat.
Curt Hennig whips Hillbilly Jim into the ropes.
Hillbilly Jim misses with a kick.
Curt Hennig hits Hillbilly Jim with an elbow.
Curt Hennig gives him a roundhouse right, but Hillbilly Jim doesn't even care.
Hillbilly Jim uses a snap mare on Curt Hennig.
Hillbilly Jim runs into the ropes.
Hillbilly Jim hits Curt Hennig with a kick.
Curt Hennig begs off.
Hillbilly Jim goes for a front slam, but Curt Hennig
turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The winner is Curt Hennig. Time of match: 0:33:27
Hillbilly Jim attacks Curt Hennig before the bell.
What the heck, isn't he supposed to be the good guy?
Hillbilly Jim runs into the ropes and misses.
Hillbilly Jim goes for a football tackle, but Curt Hennig counters it with
a scientific kick to the head.
Curt Hennig takes Hillbilly Jim down with a jumping neck snap.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Curt Hennig is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris and Muffulettas.
The winner is Curt Hennig. Time of match: 0:33:49
Two-out-of-three-Falls Match for the vacant WWWF Heavyweight Championship
Curt Hennig beat Hillbilly Jim 2 falls to 0:
x Curt Hennig beat Hillbilly Jim via a cross-body block in 0:33:27
x Curt Hennig beat Hillbilly Jim via a jumping neck snap in 0:33:49
Rating: -***
(Curt Hennig won the WWWF Heavyweight Champion.)
Curt Hennig is awarded the belt by Tim White, with Rick Rude raising his hand in the air.
Tony Schivone is wrapping things up saying it was the greatest event in the history of events.
When we are rudely interrupted by
Jonathan Goldsmith,
the most interesting man in the world. He is wearing a tuxedo and has a Jai Alai cesta in his hand.
He says that was the most boring match in the history of the world that didn't include the Ultimate Warrior. He says he is a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. Goldsmith says he would come down to the ring and punch Curt Hennig in the face but he doesnt have time to have Curt thank him after that, because he has a party to attend, or rather if he stands here any longer the party will catch up to him again. He says Hennig is not worthy of being the champion of the World, he should be manscaping instead. With that he says stay thirsty my friends and is gone.
WWWF #1: "The Event"
Superdome, New Orleans, LA
attendence; 87,800
We are greeted by our hosts; Tony Schiavone, Mean Gene Okerlund, Pamela Paulshock, and Jerry Lawler.
We pan to ringside where we find celebrities
Chris Chelios, Michael Cera, Jon Gosselin, Morgan Fairchild, Britney Spears, Dana Carvey, Mel Gibson, Latoya Jackson, Vida Guerra, Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Dree Brees, Thomas Hagan, Oliver Copp, and Rob Zombie.
Opening Bout:
No Countout, No DQ
Abdullah the Butcher (360 lbs. Sudan)
v
Strangler Steve Disalvo (300 lbs. Boston, MA) (/w Abu Weezil)
Finish;
Abdullah the Butcher hits Steve Disalvo.
Abdullah the Butcher is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Abdullah the Butcher chops Steve Disalvo.
Steve Disalvo kicks Abdullah the Butcher.
A portion of the crowd is booing Steve Disalvo.
Steve Disalvo hits Abdullah the Butcher.
Steve Disalvo kicks Abdullah the Butcher.
Steve Disalvo nails Abdullah the Butcher with a roundhouse right.
Steve Disalvo nails Abdullah the Butcher with a vertical suplex.
Steve Disalvo is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Tim White is back on the job.
Steve Disalvo whips Abdullah the Butcher into the ropes.
Abu Weezil trips Abdullah the Butcher.
Steve Disalvo takes Abdullah the Butcher down with a double-axhandle chop.
Steve Disalvo puts Abdullah the Butcher in a chokehold.
Abdullah the Butcher is struggling to reach the ropes.
Abdullah the Butcher reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.
Steve Disalvo goes for a ropeburn, but Abdullah the Butcher blocks it.
Abdullah the Butcher uses a powerslam on Steve Disalvo.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Abu Weezil throws Steve Disalvo the cane.
Steve Disalvo hits Abdullah the Butcher with it and goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
The cheers for Steve Disalvo are drowning out the boos.
The winner is Steve Disalvo. Time of match: 0:13:58
Steve Disalvo pinned Abdullah the Butcher after hitting him with the cane in
0:13:58.
Rating: -** 3/4
Pamela Paulshock;
A post match interview with Disalvo is broken up when Abdullah runs into the ring with a fork and sends Disalvo and Weezil running to the hills. Abdullah then attacks Pamela forcing her to eat a KFC drumstick.
Bout #2:
Ahmed Johnson (255 lbs. Pearl River, MS)
v
Chris Hamrick (225 lbs. ) (/w Electra)
Finish;
Chris Hamrick punches Ahmed Johnson.
Chris Hamrick chops Ahmed Johnson.
Chris Hamrick is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Ahmed Johnson kicks Chris Hamrick.
Ahmed Johnson chops Chris Hamrick.
The crowd is behind Ahmed Johnson all the way.
Ahmed Johnson goes for a vertical suplex, but Chris Hamrick blocks it.
Chris Hamrick goes for a dropkick, but Ahmed Johnson side-steps and
Chris Hamrick only hits air.
Ahmed Johnson runs into the ropes.
Chris Hamrick misses with a clothesline.
Chris Hamrick hits Ahmed Johnson with an elbow.
The bell rings. The time limit has expired.
Chris Hamrick and Ahmed Johnson battled to a draw in 0:20:00.
Rating: 1/4*
Post Match Interview with Mean Gene Okerlund. The predictable rematch is set up, but Ahmed wants Electra neutralized so Hamrick suggests making it a handi-cap match, or Ahmed get himself a partner for a mixed tag match. Electra suggests Mean Gene, and Ahmed accepts on Gene's behalf, who is speechless and mortified.
Bout #3:
Akeem (438 lbs. Africa) (w/ Slick)
v
Kid Glasgow (225 lbs. Glasgow, Scotland)
Finish;
Akeem hits Kid Glasgow.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Akeem.
Kid Glasgow kicks Akeem.
Kid Glasgow hits Akeem with a swinging neckbreaker.
Kid Glasgow is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kid Glasgow catches Akeem in a bow-and-arrow submission.
Akeem is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Akeem is struggling to reach the ropes.
Kid Glasgow lets go after 14 seconds.
Earl Hebner removes the chair from the ring.
Kid Glasgow executes a springboard twisting moonsault on Akeem.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Slick enters the ring and hits Kid Glasgow with the cane.
There are chants of 'this sucks balls'.
Kid Glasgow is out cold.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Earl Hebner calls for the DQ.
A small "we want Goldgerg" chant is being started.
The winner is Kid Glasgow. Time of match: 0:10:21
Kid Glasgow defeated Akeem by disqualification in 0:10:21.
Rating: -* 1/4
Post Match: Kid Glasgow gives a Roddy Piper like promo, and says that despite being hit with the cane he has no desire to wrestle a piece of crap like Akeem again, he would rather wrestle a broomstick.
Abdullah the Butcher is shown beating the living hell out of Michael Cera backstage for asking for an autograph and telling Abdullah his ribs are finger licking good.
Bout #4
The Young Guns: Johnny Devine & Greg Pawluk (405 lbs.)
v
Serial Thrillaz: Kid Vicious & Mike Maverick (432 lbs.)
Finish:
The crowd erupts.
Greg Pawluk runs into the ropes.
Greg Pawluk misses with a clothesline.
Greg Pawluk hits Mike Maverick with a clothesline.
Greg Pawluk hits Mike Maverick with a flying axhandle.
The crowd is giving Greg Pawluk a standing ovation.
Greg Pawluk gives the sign for the Pistol Pulverizer.
Greg Pawluk attempts to place Mike Maverick on the turnbuckle, but Mike Maverick
blocks it.
Greg Pawluk goes for a vertical suplex, but Mike Maverick reverses it.
Mike Maverick tags out to Kid Vicious.
Kid Vicious and Mike Maverick hit Greg Pawluk with a double eye gouge.
Mike Maverick hits a gutwrench suplex on Greg Pawluk.
Kid Vicious and Mike Maverick whip Greg Pawluk into the ropes.
Kid Vicious and Mike Maverick hit Greg Pawluk with a double bodyslam.
Mike Maverick goes for a Hotshot, but Greg Pawluk counters it with a Thesz press
.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Kid Vicious doesn't make it in time... three.
The crowd is giving Greg Pawluk a standing ovation.
The winners are The Young Guns. Time of match: 0:11:55
The Young Guns defeated The Serial Thrillaz when Pawluk pinned Maverick after
a Thesz press in 0:12:04.
Rating: ** 1/2
Post Match interview, the Young Guns want a chance at the vacant WWWF Tag Team Titles. Imagine that. Greg Pawluk tries to explain how he's related to the Hart family, but just when he gets to his Uncle's second barber we cut to the next match.
Bout #5
Joey Guttermouth (230 lbs. Red Bank NJ)
v
Randy Savage (247 lbs. Sarasota FL)
Finish:
The crowd is really behind Randy Savage.
Joey Guttermouth punches Randy Savage.
Joey Guttermouth is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Joey Guttermouth bitch slaps Randy Savage.
Joey Guttermouth kicks Randy Savage.
Joey Guttermouth is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Joey Guttermouth uses scoop slam on Randy Savage.
Joey Guttermouth executes a monkey flip on Randy Savage.
Joey Guttermouth nails Randy Savage with a side slam.
Joey Guttermouth hits Randy Savage with a German suplex.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
Joey Guttermouth gets a figure-four leglock on Randy Savage.
Randy Savage's shoulders are on the mat.
James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Joey Guttermouth lets go after 11.3 seconds.
Joey Guttermouth nails Randy Savage with a German suplex.
James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Joey Guttermouth executes the Full Nelson Slam on Randy Savage.
Joey Guttermouth further incites the crowd.
Joey Guttermouth goes for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, three.
Joey Guttermouth is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The winner is Joey Guttermouth. Time of match: 0:10:21
Joey Guttermouth pinned Randy Savage with the Full Nelson Slam in 0:10:21.
Rating: * 3/4
Tony Schivane interviews Joey Guttermouth, proclaiming it to be the greatest upset in the history of upsets. Joey says he had no doubts he would win and says he's going to find himself a street whore for $10 on the way back to the hotel. Actually, he corrects himself, he's going to stop at the pay window, collect his $20 and buy himself 3 of New Orleans finest working girls, and he'll call them Katrina because they really blow.
Ahmed Johnson is shown coming out of a dressing room, followed shortly by Kim and Khloe Kardashian with smiles on their faces. Followed by Dree Brees in a raincoat.
Bout #6
Triangle Match
Stoen Cold Chalupa (129 lbs. Cyberspace)
v
Eddie Chavez (180 lbs. Allentown, PA)
v
Breakfast Bobby Toast (236 lbs. General Mills)
They lock up.
Stoen Cold Chalupa begs off.
Eddie Chavez hits a sitdown faceslam on Stoen Cold Chalupa.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Eddie Chavez.
Eddie Chavez goes for the Fire Factor Special, but Stoen Cold Chalupa counters it with a roll away.
Eddie Chavez begs off.
Stoen Cold Chalupa leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Stoen Cold Chalupa sets up the chair.
Stoen Cold Chalupa
takes Eddie Chavez down with a hair pull takedown onto the chair.
Stoen Cold Chalupa uses a springboard Lesbian Press on Eddie Chavez.
Stoen Cold Chalupa is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
Stoen Cold Chalupa is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
The winner is Stoen Cold Chalupa. Time of match: 0:00:29
Triangle Match
Stoen Cold Chalupa defeated Eddie Chavez and Breakfast Bobby Toast when Chalupa
pinned Chavez after a springboard Lesbian Press in 0:00:29.
Rating: 3/4*
Wow that match was quick. There is no one ready to do an interview so Stoen Cold Chalupa just tells the crowd that they are ugly, stupid and that he hates them all.
We pan to a sign that says "Chalupa fears Lexicon"
Main Event
For the Vacant WWWF Heavyweight Championship
Best 2 out of 3 Falls
Hillbilly Jim (320 lbs. Mudlick, Kentucky)
v
Curt Hennig (235 lbs. Robbinsdale, Minnesota) (/w Rick Rude)
Finish;
Curt Hennig hits a side suplex on Hillbilly Jim.
Curt Hennig is being booed out of the building.
Curt Hennig gives him a bodyslam, but Hillbilly Jim only stares at him.
Hillbilly Jim goes for a hiptoss, but Curt Hennig counters it with a lariat.
Curt Hennig whips Hillbilly Jim into the ropes.
Hillbilly Jim misses with a kick.
Curt Hennig hits Hillbilly Jim with an elbow.
Curt Hennig gives him a roundhouse right, but Hillbilly Jim doesn't even care.
Hillbilly Jim uses a snap mare on Curt Hennig.
Hillbilly Jim runs into the ropes.
Hillbilly Jim hits Curt Hennig with a kick.
Curt Hennig begs off.
Hillbilly Jim goes for a front slam, but Curt Hennig
turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The winner is Curt Hennig. Time of match: 0:33:27
Hillbilly Jim attacks Curt Hennig before the bell.
What the heck, isn't he supposed to be the good guy?
Hillbilly Jim runs into the ropes and misses.
Hillbilly Jim goes for a football tackle, but Curt Hennig counters it with
a scientific kick to the head.
Curt Hennig takes Hillbilly Jim down with a jumping neck snap.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Curt Hennig is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris and Muffulettas.
The winner is Curt Hennig. Time of match: 0:33:49
Two-out-of-three-Falls Match for the vacant WWWF Heavyweight Championship
Curt Hennig beat Hillbilly Jim 2 falls to 0:
x Curt Hennig beat Hillbilly Jim via a cross-body block in 0:33:27
x Curt Hennig beat Hillbilly Jim via a jumping neck snap in 0:33:49
Rating: -***
(Curt Hennig won the WWWF Heavyweight Champion.)
Curt Hennig is awarded the belt by Tim White, with Rick Rude raising his hand in the air.
Tony Schivone is wrapping things up saying it was the greatest event in the history of events.
When we are rudely interrupted by
Jonathan Goldsmith,
the most interesting man in the world. He is wearing a tuxedo and has a Jai Alai cesta in his hand.
He says that was the most boring match in the history of the world that didn't include the Ultimate Warrior. He says he is a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. Goldsmith says he would come down to the ring and punch Curt Hennig in the face but he doesnt have time to have Curt thank him after that, because he has a party to attend, or rather if he stands here any longer the party will catch up to him again. He says Hennig is not worthy of being the champion of the World, he should be manscaping instead. With that he says stay thirsty my friends and is gone.