Post by BeerGeek on Mar 13, 2011 18:33:48 GMT -5
Results of TNA Impact Thursday January 6, 2011:
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We are live from The Impact Zone. Mike Tenay alongside my new broadcast colleague, The One and only Shawn Michaels
Let's go to ringside as the fatal fourway for the X-Division title is about to take place.
We also have a tournament for the tag team titles as well as a battle royal for the Television title...So let's go to our new ring announcer, Bruce Buffer for the ring introductions...
No-Countout-No-DQ-Four Corners Match for the vacant TNA X-Division Title:
Carlitos defeated Kazarian, Dr. Wagner Jr. and Austin Aries:
x Carlitos beat Kaz via the Backstabber in 1:05:36
x Carlitos beat Wagner Jr. via an abdominal stretch in 1:25:17
x Carlitos beat Aries via a figure-four leglock in 1:37:45
Rating: *****
(Carlitos won the TNA X-Division Title.)
[Ric Flair interfered against Carlitos.]
[Ric Flair interfered against Kazarian.]
Carlitos swept through all of his opponents en route to winning the X-Division title, last eliminating Austin Aries
[Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Beer Money, Inc. (James Storm and Robert Roode) defeated
London Brawling (Desmond Wolfe and Magnus) when J. Storm pinned Magnus after
a flying forearm in 0:14:13.
Rating: ** 1/4
Beer Money defeated London Brawling in a hard fought victory to advance in the tag team tournament. Let's see who they will face next.
[Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Generation Me (Jeremy Buck and Max Buck) defeated
The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) when Jeremy pinned
A. Shelley after the More Bang For Your Buck in 0:31:15.
Rating: ** 3/4
Generation Me advances and will now take on Beer Money in the next round...
[Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Animal Instinct (Bison Smith and Moose Mayfield) defeated
The Puerto Rican Militia (Amazing Red and Joel Maximo) when B. Smith pinned Red
after a hiptoss in 0:17:14.
Rating: *** 1/4
Animal Instinct pick up the win over 2 thirds of the Puerto Rican Militia in Amazing Red and Joel Maximo, and will now face the winners of the next match.
[Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
The Hardys (Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy) defeated Abyss and Kevin Steen when
J. Hardy pinned K. Steen with the Swanton Bomb in 0:09:46.
Rating: ** 3/4
The Hardys will now face Animal Instinct in the next round.
[Semi-Finals]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Beer Money, Inc. (James Storm and Robert Roode) defeated
Generation Me (Jeremy Buck and Max Buck) when R. Roode pinned Jeremy with the
Payoff in 0:08:36.
Rating: ** 1/2
Beer Money make it to the finals, and will now face the winners of Animal Instinct and The Hardys
[Semi-Finals]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Animal Instinct (Bison Smith and Moose Mayfield) defeated
The Hardys (Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy) when Mayfield pinned J. Hardy with the
Wild End in 0:14:37.
Rating: ** 3/4
Animal Instinct made it to the finals, and will now face Beer Money. Let's see how the match plays out.
[Finals]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match for the vacant TNA World Tag Team Titles:
Animal Instinct (Bison Smith and Moose Mayfield) defeated
Beer Money, Inc. (James Storm and Robert Roode) when B. Smith pinned R. Roode
with the Bisontennial in 0:15:51.
Rating: *** 1/4
(Animal Instinct won the TNA World Tag Team Titles.)
Well, Animal Instinct have won the TNA World Tag Team Titles with this victory over Beer Money. How long their reign will last, only time will tell.
We now go backstage with Jeremy Borash who is interviewing new X-Division champion, Carlitos.
Jeremy Borash: Carlitos, how does it feel to be the X-Division champion
Carlitos: It feels cool, because I'm cool. The Puerto Rican Militia is cool
JB: Your boys Amazing Red and Joel Maximo didn't fare well in the tag tournament
Carlitos: That's a minor setback for the PRM
(Carlitos puts an apple in his mouth, chews it up, and spits it in Borash's face)
Carlitos: I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!
Let's go to our main event, the ten man battle royal for the television championship
10-Man Battle Royal for the vacant TNA Television Title:
Samoa Joe won a 10-man Battle Royal:
x Dinero threw out Styles after a flying armbar in 0:04:18
x K. Angle threw out Hernandez after a side step in 0:06:56
x Dinero threw out D. Williams in 0:07:59
x Joe threw out Low-Ki in 0:23:56
x K. Angle threw out Dinero after a flying forearm in 0:25:40
x Joe threw out Banx after a lariat in 0:26:15
x K. Angle threw out P. Burchill after a rear naked choke in 0:36:10
x Joe threw out K. Angle in 0:38:50
x Joe threw out RVD in 0:38:52
Rating: ****
(Samoa Joe won the TNA Television Title.)
Well, we now have a new Television champ in Samoa Joe, as he won the battle royal tonight.
On the next Impact, we will have the start of a 16 man tournament to determine the first World champion. Until Next week, this is Mike Tenay for Shawn Michaels, saying so long.
Card rating: *** 1/4
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We are live from The Impact Zone. Mike Tenay alongside my new broadcast colleague, The One and only Shawn Michaels
Let's go to ringside as the fatal fourway for the X-Division title is about to take place.
We also have a tournament for the tag team titles as well as a battle royal for the Television title...So let's go to our new ring announcer, Bruce Buffer for the ring introductions...
No-Countout-No-DQ-Four Corners Match for the vacant TNA X-Division Title:
Carlitos defeated Kazarian, Dr. Wagner Jr. and Austin Aries:
x Carlitos beat Kaz via the Backstabber in 1:05:36
x Carlitos beat Wagner Jr. via an abdominal stretch in 1:25:17
x Carlitos beat Aries via a figure-four leglock in 1:37:45
Rating: *****
(Carlitos won the TNA X-Division Title.)
[Ric Flair interfered against Carlitos.]
[Ric Flair interfered against Kazarian.]
Carlitos swept through all of his opponents en route to winning the X-Division title, last eliminating Austin Aries
[Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Beer Money, Inc. (James Storm and Robert Roode) defeated
London Brawling (Desmond Wolfe and Magnus) when J. Storm pinned Magnus after
a flying forearm in 0:14:13.
Rating: ** 1/4
Beer Money defeated London Brawling in a hard fought victory to advance in the tag team tournament. Let's see who they will face next.
[Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Generation Me (Jeremy Buck and Max Buck) defeated
The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) when Jeremy pinned
A. Shelley after the More Bang For Your Buck in 0:31:15.
Rating: ** 3/4
Generation Me advances and will now take on Beer Money in the next round...
[Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Animal Instinct (Bison Smith and Moose Mayfield) defeated
The Puerto Rican Militia (Amazing Red and Joel Maximo) when B. Smith pinned Red
after a hiptoss in 0:17:14.
Rating: *** 1/4
Animal Instinct pick up the win over 2 thirds of the Puerto Rican Militia in Amazing Red and Joel Maximo, and will now face the winners of the next match.
[Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
The Hardys (Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy) defeated Abyss and Kevin Steen when
J. Hardy pinned K. Steen with the Swanton Bomb in 0:09:46.
Rating: ** 3/4
The Hardys will now face Animal Instinct in the next round.
[Semi-Finals]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Beer Money, Inc. (James Storm and Robert Roode) defeated
Generation Me (Jeremy Buck and Max Buck) when R. Roode pinned Jeremy with the
Payoff in 0:08:36.
Rating: ** 1/2
Beer Money make it to the finals, and will now face the winners of Animal Instinct and The Hardys
[Semi-Finals]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Animal Instinct (Bison Smith and Moose Mayfield) defeated
The Hardys (Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy) when Mayfield pinned J. Hardy with the
Wild End in 0:14:37.
Rating: ** 3/4
Animal Instinct made it to the finals, and will now face Beer Money. Let's see how the match plays out.
[Finals]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match for the vacant TNA World Tag Team Titles:
Animal Instinct (Bison Smith and Moose Mayfield) defeated
Beer Money, Inc. (James Storm and Robert Roode) when B. Smith pinned R. Roode
with the Bisontennial in 0:15:51.
Rating: *** 1/4
(Animal Instinct won the TNA World Tag Team Titles.)
Well, Animal Instinct have won the TNA World Tag Team Titles with this victory over Beer Money. How long their reign will last, only time will tell.
We now go backstage with Jeremy Borash who is interviewing new X-Division champion, Carlitos.
Jeremy Borash: Carlitos, how does it feel to be the X-Division champion
Carlitos: It feels cool, because I'm cool. The Puerto Rican Militia is cool
JB: Your boys Amazing Red and Joel Maximo didn't fare well in the tag tournament
Carlitos: That's a minor setback for the PRM
(Carlitos puts an apple in his mouth, chews it up, and spits it in Borash's face)
Carlitos: I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!
Let's go to our main event, the ten man battle royal for the television championship
10-Man Battle Royal for the vacant TNA Television Title:
Samoa Joe won a 10-man Battle Royal:
x Dinero threw out Styles after a flying armbar in 0:04:18
x K. Angle threw out Hernandez after a side step in 0:06:56
x Dinero threw out D. Williams in 0:07:59
x Joe threw out Low-Ki in 0:23:56
x K. Angle threw out Dinero after a flying forearm in 0:25:40
x Joe threw out Banx after a lariat in 0:26:15
x K. Angle threw out P. Burchill after a rear naked choke in 0:36:10
x Joe threw out K. Angle in 0:38:50
x Joe threw out RVD in 0:38:52
Rating: ****
(Samoa Joe won the TNA Television Title.)
Well, we now have a new Television champ in Samoa Joe, as he won the battle royal tonight.
On the next Impact, we will have the start of a 16 man tournament to determine the first World champion. Until Next week, this is Mike Tenay for Shawn Michaels, saying so long.
Card rating: *** 1/4
