Post by mattharms on May 26, 2011 20:49:27 GMT -5
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OSW Meet the New Jokes, Same as the Old Jokes for 5/26/11:
A lot has happened since 2008 in OSW, but to make a long story short, there has been a great deal of chaos, rage, and anarchy. There have been title changes, backstabbings, an outrash of tie related violence, Snitsky-Heidenreich Best of One Hundred and Seven Three Series, and fools still doubting El Dandy.
Yet right now, we have a new OSW World Champion, dethroning the mighty juggernaut known as Michael Cole, and his name is Orlando Jordan. Orlando Jordan, the man who does things bi his own standards, is the OSW World Champion. The OSW Tag Team Champions are the always dastardly Rock N Roll Express, who have been former 214 time OSW Tag Team Champions, utilizing the return match clause to its fullest. Ricky Morton is finally striking back, beating people in peril as opposed to being the guy in peril. Ricky Morton will play Ricky Morton no longer. The OSW Television Champion is The Repo Man, who is locked in a feud with the former champion, Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Finally the Unified OSW Women's/WCW Women's Cruiserweight/WWE European/Western States Heritage/WWF Martial Arts/TNA Knockout's Tag Team Champion is Isis the Amazon, who defeated the previous unified champion Billy Gunn a couple of months ago but faces the toughest challenge as of yet.
We cut backstage where a group of eight men are sitting around a table, their faces emerged in shadow.
"Hello my name is Marty Jannetty and I had a tag team partner that went onto bigger stardom than I did."
"Hi, Marty!"
"Hello, my name is Air Paris and I had a tag team partner that went onto bigger stardom than I did."
"Hi Air!"
"Hello my name is Caylen Croft...and I have a tag team partner who went on to still have a job while I got fired."
"Hi Caylen"
"Hello my name is Boogalou and I had a partner who went onto stardom before I faded into obscurity."
"Hi Boogalou."
"Hi my name is Mo and I had a partner that went onto win King of the Ring and he was the worst person to hold it. Except for Billy Gunn."
"Hi, Mo!"
"Hello my name is Bart Gunn and my partner was Billy Gunn and he still sucks."
"Hi my name is Chris Harris and I'd wish people would stop calling me Braden Walker."
"Hi Braden!"
"No its Chris Harris."
"Hi Braden!"
They turn to the eighth figure.
"No, I'm not in here with you never weres. I'm Matt Hardy and I'm a Superstar."
"Hi Matt and no you're not."
A janitor turns on the lights and obviously we see Marty Jannetty(former tag team partner of Shawn Michaels), Air Paris(former tag team partner of AJ Styles), Caylen Croft(former tag team partner of Trent Baretta), Boogalou(former partner of Homicide), Mo(former partner of Mabel), Bart Gunn(former partner of Billy Gunn), Braden Walker(the man who once was Chris Harris when he had dignity, former tag team partner of James Storm), and Matt Hardy(former tag team partner of suspected drug user/known fashion disaster, Jeff Hardy). Marty Jannetty talks about how he might have got fired countless times, but he knows that with one big break, he can really make it as a star. And he has a foolproof way which all of them but one can become superstars. They draw straws and form tag teams. They all team up for a few months and then they break up. Then they feud. Whoever wins the feud, will be a superstar. Then the remaining four afterthoughts pair up again into tag teams, they team, break up, and feud, whoever wins the feuds, will be superstars. Then the last two will team up and then feud, whoever wins becoming a superstar, and whoever loses, well it sure sucks to be that guy. Marty tells them that the plan is foolproof, it can't fail, unless they get fired, but what's the chances of that happening? Tonight, they have a six man tag team match against the Super Hyper Ultra Mega Uber Space Dolphins and the three men sent into battle, will be Marty Jannetty, Braden Walker(CHRIS HARRIS, DAMNIT!), and Caylen Croft. And that match is right now.
The Super Hyper Ultra Mega Uber Space Dolphins(Brian Kendrick, Derrick Bateman, and Trent Baretta) defeated The Afterthoughts(Marty Jannetty, Braden Walker, and Caylen Croft) when Baretta pinned Croft with the Dudebuster DDT in 0:01:55
Rating: * 1/2.
-Chris Harris spent most of the match yelling at the fans, calling him Braden Walker and Baretta takes out his former partner Croft with the Dudebuster DDT. Croft and Walker begin to get into a fight but Marty yells that wasn't supposed to happen for a few months and says they need to stick together, so they can break apart.
Ric Flair is backstage(because he has alimony to pay, so he has a part time job as an OSW Interviewer). In comes Eric Young, who talks about his triumphant victory over Snitskrieg last week, where he forced him to unmask and in a shocking development, it was Gene Snitsky under the match. Gene Snitsky can't be Snitskrieg any time and Eric Young talks about his good close personal friend, Orlando Jordan winning the OSW Championship and Young says to save the first title shot for him. Eric Young yells that he's going to rock and roll all night and party every day and he's the God of Thunder and that gets him an idea.
Meanwhile, Gene Snitsky is backstage, enraged that he lost his identity in a mask versus hair match last week. Without a mask, he is just another bald jobber with bad teeth and backne. Suddenly, Suicide walks by and Snitsky nods with a sadistic grin, before he picks up a nearby brick and sneaks up on Suicide with it, tip toeing.
A loud crash and several banging noises are heard. Then Suicide walks into frame a moment later, and he looks bigger for some reason.
Lance Hoyt pinned Ricky Ortiz with the Big Boot in 0:04:44
Rating: DUD.
Ricky Ortiz tries to give out his Rally towels to youngsters at ringside, but they don't even want them. Twelve fans in the front row chant for Lance Hoyt. HOYT, HOYT, HOYT, HOYT! Hoyt hulks up and Big Boots Ortiz down for the pin. HOYT, HOYT, HOYT.
We see the former OSW World Champion Michael Cole, who reflects about what just happened last week. He talks about how he's a simple man, with simple pleasures, and he grew confident that he could beat Orlando Jordan. He beat every single person OSW threw at him, including El Dandy, even though it took roughly every single person alive who's ever wrestled in any company and the entire GLAAD organization, before Cole just barely put Dandy down for three. Yet Orlando Jordan cause him to lose his head. In comes Heidenreich and he says that he knows over the years, he's been through a lot with Michael Cole, that entire rape thing in the locker room and all that, but he knows that Michael Cole is a warrior and a hero to all. He is a true man's man and Heidenreich says that after Snitsky stabbed him in the back in front of his face about a year ago, he was hurt. Yet, through it all, he knew that he would find his one true tag team partner. They were destined to be together. Heidenreich says that they will be partners in everything in life and that they will become the OSW Tag Team Champions. Heidenreich extends his hand and Cole takes it, promising to never turn his back on Heidenreich. Especially after what happened the last time.
Mike Enos pinned Nikolai Volkoff with the Powerslam in 0:03:15
Rating: -**
A filler match between two men who are looking to just get a title shot of some sort. From the ramp, Ted DiBiase Jr. watches from the ramp, having been given Nikolai from his father as a birthday present, because the Million Dollar Man still had the Russian in his service from 1995 and the indentured servant contract. The younger DiBiase shouts discouragement at Nikolai, who loses his composure, and Enos gets the pin. DiBiase Jr. slaps Nikolai right in the face several times, calling him a loser and Nikolai looks about ready to cry.
The music plays and out comes A.J., Maxine, and Kaitlyn, a trio of divas from NXT Season 3. They talk about how there was the Nexus, there was the Corre, in that other company, but they are the Period and they are going to take out their frustration on anyone who gets in their way. Last week, they beat up Isis the Amazon, who has a bunch of belts that would look nice on three women who deserve it and not a circus freak. Maxine reminds us that Isis was not even good enough to compete with the divas and the sorrid scandal had disgraced the sacred concept that is NXT. Out comes Isis, and she brings out Rhaka Khan and Kelly Kelly for a little six diva tag team action.
The Period(A.J, Maxine, and Kaitlyn) defeated Rhaka Khan, Isis the Amazon, and Kelly Kelly when A.J. pinned K2 with the Shining Wizard in 0:22:55.
Rating: -**** 1/2
An epic tag team match the likes of which we have never seen in the entire world of wrestling. An epic encounter, one for the ages. A.J. pins Kelly with the Shining Wizard. Isis clears the ring, as the he Unified OSW Women's/WCW Women's Cruiserweight/WWE European/Western States Heritage/WWF Martial Arts/TNA Knockout's Tag Team Champion stands tall.
We see Ted DiBiase Jr. backstage and Sonjay Dutt run into him backstage, talking about how DiBiase just inherited billions from a Nigerian Prince. DiBiase looks excited, as he's not slightly richer. "Richer enough to buy a personality, yes?" asked Sonjay. DiBiase Jr expresses mild irritation and asks when he's getting his money. Sonjay Dutt says that all DiBiase has to do, is give him his social security number and bank account numbers, and the money will be wired into his accounts. Without a second thought, DiBiase Jr gives Dutt the information and tells him thank you. "No thank you friend." said Sonjay Dutt, with a slightly malevolent grin on his face, as an unsuspecting DiBiase Jr walks off, as Dutt mutters that its time for him to get a new car, a new house, a new boat, and a new wardrobe.
Snitskicide defeated Mr. Sports Entertainment with the Coat Hanger in 0:05:41
Rating: -***
Suicide tries a bunch of high risk moves, against the mysterious Mr. Sports Entertainment. There are chants of "Billy Gunn Sucks" which are hushed by Mr. Sports Entertainment, who claims that he is not in fact Billy Gunn. Snitskicide manages to nearly break his neck on a somersault plancha to the floor but send Mr. Sports Entertainment int the post and then hit a pumphandle slam for the pin. Afterwards, Suicide celebrates his victory but Lacey Von Erich runs down to the ring and kicks Snitskicide right in the groin, hits a Discus Punch and apply a clawhold, yelling "YOU KILLED THEM, YOU KILLED THEM!", as Snitkicide is being destroyed. Lacey Von Erich is in a tizzy for some reason, she hasn't been in OSW in months and months and months. Snitskicide stands up, looking a bit shaken from being beaten up by Lacey Von Erich.
Out comes El Dandy, who will team up with Eric Young to take on Los Conquistadors, who were part of the thousands of wrestlers who ran in and cost El Dandy his big title shot against Michael Cole all of those months ago. Yet Eric Young is not coming down to the ring. Instead out comes the KISS Demon of all people, who many might suspect is Eric Young dressed as the KISS Demon, but we're not going to really jump to conclusions. We understand that this match due to the KISS Demon being in it, is now a special main event.
Special Main Event
El Dandy and the KISS Demon defeated Los Conquistadors(Conquistador #1 and Conquistador #2) when El Dandy pinned Conquistador #1 with the Dandina Cradle in 0:09:11
Rating: 1/4 *
The KISS Demon plays the face in peril and El Dandy plays the conquering hero, managing to beat down the Conquistadors in the center of the ring. Suddenly, afterwards, the KISS Demon beats up Conquistador #1 and then rips off the mask to reveal David Flair. Then the other mask is ripped off to reveal Erik Watts. Those vile fiends. As you all well know, David Flair and Erik Watts lost a loser leaves OSW Match to El Dandy and Eric Young a few months ago and they broke the sacred code of wrestling, by dishonoring a loser leaves town stipulation. Surely, there will be Consequences!
Out comes Jim Duggan and the Bushwhackers. Jim Duggan has a problem with Mexican America, hating on the United States of America. No one can say bad things about this country, because its the home of the free and the land of the brave and therefore you have freedom of speech, unless you say anything bad. Out comes Mexican America and the Repo Man who cackles, holding up the OSW Television Championship that he stole from Jim Duggan. Anarquia says that Duggan is plum loco and he needs to sit down and take notice. He talks about how Duggan and the Bushwhackers, they're the reason why this country is failing. Repo Man cuts in saying that while Hernandez and Anarquia steal all of your jobs and your women, Repo Man will take your car and your house, when you can't pay it on time. Repo Man says he's not a bad guy and he says that Duggan's nothing but a thief and a liar. This six man tag team match is on like Donkey Kong.
The Bushwhackers(Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke) and Jim Duggan defeated Mexican America(Hernandez and Anarquia) and The Repo Man when Duggan pinned Hernandez with the Three Point Stance in 0:05:55
Rating: DUD.
The fans are cheering as, the Bushwhackers and Jim Duggan triumph over the dastardly men, with Duggan pinning Hernandez with the Three Point Stance. Repo Man runs around the ring and decides to take American Flag of Jim Duggan. Repo Man yells that he's repossessing the entire country of the United States because we can't pay our bills and no one can stop him. Duggan gives chase but Repo Man is long gone.
The new OSW Champion Orlando Jordan comes out, talking about how its a brave new era for tolerance and equality in OSW. He talks about how for years, he's climbed over a mountain of men on his way to the OSW Championship. Orlando Jordan talks about how he's a man man, a manly man, and a man of men. He says that any man in the back can't take him out and he calls out anyone. The Indian Dance Music plays and out comes the Great Khali. Orlando Jordan mutters that the Great Khali looks big and strong and muscular and he tugs at the collar of his shirt, stiffening up, as Khali enters the ring.
The Great Khali pinned Orlando Jordan with the Tree Slam in 0:00:15
Rating: *
KHALI MAD. KHALI SMASH! KHALI CHOP. Tree Slam gets the pin and the OSW Champion has been obliterated by the Great Khali. It was a non title match due to the proper paper work not being filed. The Great Khali walks from the ring, as we need to get this building cleared out in fifteen minutes, because it converts into a Bingo Hall.
Next Week: The Rock N Roll Express defend the OSW Tag Team Titles against The Boogie Nights of Disco Inferno and Alex Wright and The Afterthoughts draw straws, to see who pairs up with whom. Plus Heidenreich and Michael Cole cement their partnership and will Ted DiBiase Jr find out Sonjay Dutt's treachery? All that and more next week.
OSW Meet the New Jokes, Same as the Old Jokes for 5/26/11:
A lot has happened since 2008 in OSW, but to make a long story short, there has been a great deal of chaos, rage, and anarchy. There have been title changes, backstabbings, an outrash of tie related violence, Snitsky-Heidenreich Best of One Hundred and Seven Three Series, and fools still doubting El Dandy.
Yet right now, we have a new OSW World Champion, dethroning the mighty juggernaut known as Michael Cole, and his name is Orlando Jordan. Orlando Jordan, the man who does things bi his own standards, is the OSW World Champion. The OSW Tag Team Champions are the always dastardly Rock N Roll Express, who have been former 214 time OSW Tag Team Champions, utilizing the return match clause to its fullest. Ricky Morton is finally striking back, beating people in peril as opposed to being the guy in peril. Ricky Morton will play Ricky Morton no longer. The OSW Television Champion is The Repo Man, who is locked in a feud with the former champion, Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Finally the Unified OSW Women's/WCW Women's Cruiserweight/WWE European/Western States Heritage/WWF Martial Arts/TNA Knockout's Tag Team Champion is Isis the Amazon, who defeated the previous unified champion Billy Gunn a couple of months ago but faces the toughest challenge as of yet.
We cut backstage where a group of eight men are sitting around a table, their faces emerged in shadow.
"Hello my name is Marty Jannetty and I had a tag team partner that went onto bigger stardom than I did."
"Hi, Marty!"
"Hello, my name is Air Paris and I had a tag team partner that went onto bigger stardom than I did."
"Hi Air!"
"Hello my name is Caylen Croft...and I have a tag team partner who went on to still have a job while I got fired."
"Hi Caylen"
"Hello my name is Boogalou and I had a partner who went onto stardom before I faded into obscurity."
"Hi Boogalou."
"Hi my name is Mo and I had a partner that went onto win King of the Ring and he was the worst person to hold it. Except for Billy Gunn."
"Hi, Mo!"
"Hello my name is Bart Gunn and my partner was Billy Gunn and he still sucks."
"Hi my name is Chris Harris and I'd wish people would stop calling me Braden Walker."
"Hi Braden!"
"No its Chris Harris."
"Hi Braden!"
They turn to the eighth figure.
"No, I'm not in here with you never weres. I'm Matt Hardy and I'm a Superstar."
"Hi Matt and no you're not."
A janitor turns on the lights and obviously we see Marty Jannetty(former tag team partner of Shawn Michaels), Air Paris(former tag team partner of AJ Styles), Caylen Croft(former tag team partner of Trent Baretta), Boogalou(former partner of Homicide), Mo(former partner of Mabel), Bart Gunn(former partner of Billy Gunn), Braden Walker(the man who once was Chris Harris when he had dignity, former tag team partner of James Storm), and Matt Hardy(former tag team partner of suspected drug user/known fashion disaster, Jeff Hardy). Marty Jannetty talks about how he might have got fired countless times, but he knows that with one big break, he can really make it as a star. And he has a foolproof way which all of them but one can become superstars. They draw straws and form tag teams. They all team up for a few months and then they break up. Then they feud. Whoever wins the feud, will be a superstar. Then the remaining four afterthoughts pair up again into tag teams, they team, break up, and feud, whoever wins the feuds, will be superstars. Then the last two will team up and then feud, whoever wins becoming a superstar, and whoever loses, well it sure sucks to be that guy. Marty tells them that the plan is foolproof, it can't fail, unless they get fired, but what's the chances of that happening? Tonight, they have a six man tag team match against the Super Hyper Ultra Mega Uber Space Dolphins and the three men sent into battle, will be Marty Jannetty, Braden Walker(CHRIS HARRIS, DAMNIT!), and Caylen Croft. And that match is right now.
The Super Hyper Ultra Mega Uber Space Dolphins(Brian Kendrick, Derrick Bateman, and Trent Baretta) defeated The Afterthoughts(Marty Jannetty, Braden Walker, and Caylen Croft) when Baretta pinned Croft with the Dudebuster DDT in 0:01:55
Rating: * 1/2.
-Chris Harris spent most of the match yelling at the fans, calling him Braden Walker and Baretta takes out his former partner Croft with the Dudebuster DDT. Croft and Walker begin to get into a fight but Marty yells that wasn't supposed to happen for a few months and says they need to stick together, so they can break apart.
Ric Flair is backstage(because he has alimony to pay, so he has a part time job as an OSW Interviewer). In comes Eric Young, who talks about his triumphant victory over Snitskrieg last week, where he forced him to unmask and in a shocking development, it was Gene Snitsky under the match. Gene Snitsky can't be Snitskrieg any time and Eric Young talks about his good close personal friend, Orlando Jordan winning the OSW Championship and Young says to save the first title shot for him. Eric Young yells that he's going to rock and roll all night and party every day and he's the God of Thunder and that gets him an idea.
Meanwhile, Gene Snitsky is backstage, enraged that he lost his identity in a mask versus hair match last week. Without a mask, he is just another bald jobber with bad teeth and backne. Suddenly, Suicide walks by and Snitsky nods with a sadistic grin, before he picks up a nearby brick and sneaks up on Suicide with it, tip toeing.
A loud crash and several banging noises are heard. Then Suicide walks into frame a moment later, and he looks bigger for some reason.
Lance Hoyt pinned Ricky Ortiz with the Big Boot in 0:04:44
Rating: DUD.
Ricky Ortiz tries to give out his Rally towels to youngsters at ringside, but they don't even want them. Twelve fans in the front row chant for Lance Hoyt. HOYT, HOYT, HOYT, HOYT! Hoyt hulks up and Big Boots Ortiz down for the pin. HOYT, HOYT, HOYT.
We see the former OSW World Champion Michael Cole, who reflects about what just happened last week. He talks about how he's a simple man, with simple pleasures, and he grew confident that he could beat Orlando Jordan. He beat every single person OSW threw at him, including El Dandy, even though it took roughly every single person alive who's ever wrestled in any company and the entire GLAAD organization, before Cole just barely put Dandy down for three. Yet Orlando Jordan cause him to lose his head. In comes Heidenreich and he says that he knows over the years, he's been through a lot with Michael Cole, that entire rape thing in the locker room and all that, but he knows that Michael Cole is a warrior and a hero to all. He is a true man's man and Heidenreich says that after Snitsky stabbed him in the back in front of his face about a year ago, he was hurt. Yet, through it all, he knew that he would find his one true tag team partner. They were destined to be together. Heidenreich says that they will be partners in everything in life and that they will become the OSW Tag Team Champions. Heidenreich extends his hand and Cole takes it, promising to never turn his back on Heidenreich. Especially after what happened the last time.
Mike Enos pinned Nikolai Volkoff with the Powerslam in 0:03:15
Rating: -**
A filler match between two men who are looking to just get a title shot of some sort. From the ramp, Ted DiBiase Jr. watches from the ramp, having been given Nikolai from his father as a birthday present, because the Million Dollar Man still had the Russian in his service from 1995 and the indentured servant contract. The younger DiBiase shouts discouragement at Nikolai, who loses his composure, and Enos gets the pin. DiBiase Jr. slaps Nikolai right in the face several times, calling him a loser and Nikolai looks about ready to cry.
The music plays and out comes A.J., Maxine, and Kaitlyn, a trio of divas from NXT Season 3. They talk about how there was the Nexus, there was the Corre, in that other company, but they are the Period and they are going to take out their frustration on anyone who gets in their way. Last week, they beat up Isis the Amazon, who has a bunch of belts that would look nice on three women who deserve it and not a circus freak. Maxine reminds us that Isis was not even good enough to compete with the divas and the sorrid scandal had disgraced the sacred concept that is NXT. Out comes Isis, and she brings out Rhaka Khan and Kelly Kelly for a little six diva tag team action.
The Period(A.J, Maxine, and Kaitlyn) defeated Rhaka Khan, Isis the Amazon, and Kelly Kelly when A.J. pinned K2 with the Shining Wizard in 0:22:55.
Rating: -**** 1/2
An epic tag team match the likes of which we have never seen in the entire world of wrestling. An epic encounter, one for the ages. A.J. pins Kelly with the Shining Wizard. Isis clears the ring, as the he Unified OSW Women's/WCW Women's Cruiserweight/WWE European/Western States Heritage/WWF Martial Arts/TNA Knockout's Tag Team Champion stands tall.
We see Ted DiBiase Jr. backstage and Sonjay Dutt run into him backstage, talking about how DiBiase just inherited billions from a Nigerian Prince. DiBiase looks excited, as he's not slightly richer. "Richer enough to buy a personality, yes?" asked Sonjay. DiBiase Jr expresses mild irritation and asks when he's getting his money. Sonjay Dutt says that all DiBiase has to do, is give him his social security number and bank account numbers, and the money will be wired into his accounts. Without a second thought, DiBiase Jr gives Dutt the information and tells him thank you. "No thank you friend." said Sonjay Dutt, with a slightly malevolent grin on his face, as an unsuspecting DiBiase Jr walks off, as Dutt mutters that its time for him to get a new car, a new house, a new boat, and a new wardrobe.
Snitskicide defeated Mr. Sports Entertainment with the Coat Hanger in 0:05:41
Rating: -***
Suicide tries a bunch of high risk moves, against the mysterious Mr. Sports Entertainment. There are chants of "Billy Gunn Sucks" which are hushed by Mr. Sports Entertainment, who claims that he is not in fact Billy Gunn. Snitskicide manages to nearly break his neck on a somersault plancha to the floor but send Mr. Sports Entertainment int the post and then hit a pumphandle slam for the pin. Afterwards, Suicide celebrates his victory but Lacey Von Erich runs down to the ring and kicks Snitskicide right in the groin, hits a Discus Punch and apply a clawhold, yelling "YOU KILLED THEM, YOU KILLED THEM!", as Snitkicide is being destroyed. Lacey Von Erich is in a tizzy for some reason, she hasn't been in OSW in months and months and months. Snitskicide stands up, looking a bit shaken from being beaten up by Lacey Von Erich.
Out comes El Dandy, who will team up with Eric Young to take on Los Conquistadors, who were part of the thousands of wrestlers who ran in and cost El Dandy his big title shot against Michael Cole all of those months ago. Yet Eric Young is not coming down to the ring. Instead out comes the KISS Demon of all people, who many might suspect is Eric Young dressed as the KISS Demon, but we're not going to really jump to conclusions. We understand that this match due to the KISS Demon being in it, is now a special main event.
Special Main Event
El Dandy and the KISS Demon defeated Los Conquistadors(Conquistador #1 and Conquistador #2) when El Dandy pinned Conquistador #1 with the Dandina Cradle in 0:09:11
Rating: 1/4 *
The KISS Demon plays the face in peril and El Dandy plays the conquering hero, managing to beat down the Conquistadors in the center of the ring. Suddenly, afterwards, the KISS Demon beats up Conquistador #1 and then rips off the mask to reveal David Flair. Then the other mask is ripped off to reveal Erik Watts. Those vile fiends. As you all well know, David Flair and Erik Watts lost a loser leaves OSW Match to El Dandy and Eric Young a few months ago and they broke the sacred code of wrestling, by dishonoring a loser leaves town stipulation. Surely, there will be Consequences!
Out comes Jim Duggan and the Bushwhackers. Jim Duggan has a problem with Mexican America, hating on the United States of America. No one can say bad things about this country, because its the home of the free and the land of the brave and therefore you have freedom of speech, unless you say anything bad. Out comes Mexican America and the Repo Man who cackles, holding up the OSW Television Championship that he stole from Jim Duggan. Anarquia says that Duggan is plum loco and he needs to sit down and take notice. He talks about how Duggan and the Bushwhackers, they're the reason why this country is failing. Repo Man cuts in saying that while Hernandez and Anarquia steal all of your jobs and your women, Repo Man will take your car and your house, when you can't pay it on time. Repo Man says he's not a bad guy and he says that Duggan's nothing but a thief and a liar. This six man tag team match is on like Donkey Kong.
The Bushwhackers(Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke) and Jim Duggan defeated Mexican America(Hernandez and Anarquia) and The Repo Man when Duggan pinned Hernandez with the Three Point Stance in 0:05:55
Rating: DUD.
The fans are cheering as, the Bushwhackers and Jim Duggan triumph over the dastardly men, with Duggan pinning Hernandez with the Three Point Stance. Repo Man runs around the ring and decides to take American Flag of Jim Duggan. Repo Man yells that he's repossessing the entire country of the United States because we can't pay our bills and no one can stop him. Duggan gives chase but Repo Man is long gone.
The new OSW Champion Orlando Jordan comes out, talking about how its a brave new era for tolerance and equality in OSW. He talks about how for years, he's climbed over a mountain of men on his way to the OSW Championship. Orlando Jordan talks about how he's a man man, a manly man, and a man of men. He says that any man in the back can't take him out and he calls out anyone. The Indian Dance Music plays and out comes the Great Khali. Orlando Jordan mutters that the Great Khali looks big and strong and muscular and he tugs at the collar of his shirt, stiffening up, as Khali enters the ring.
The Great Khali pinned Orlando Jordan with the Tree Slam in 0:00:15
Rating: *
KHALI MAD. KHALI SMASH! KHALI CHOP. Tree Slam gets the pin and the OSW Champion has been obliterated by the Great Khali. It was a non title match due to the proper paper work not being filed. The Great Khali walks from the ring, as we need to get this building cleared out in fifteen minutes, because it converts into a Bingo Hall.
Next Week: The Rock N Roll Express defend the OSW Tag Team Titles against The Boogie Nights of Disco Inferno and Alex Wright and The Afterthoughts draw straws, to see who pairs up with whom. Plus Heidenreich and Michael Cole cement their partnership and will Ted DiBiase Jr find out Sonjay Dutt's treachery? All that and more next week.