Bodyslam Pro Wrestling

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November 3, 2012

Welcome to Bodyslam Pro Wrestling! Tonight we have Mark Henry in a non-title match with Zack Ryder and in the meain event, a tag team match with Del Rio's cronies Psicosis and Abismo Negro facing CM Punk and Sheamus! Let's get down to the ring for our first match of the evening.

The Blue Meanie vs. The Miz

The Miz started out looking good, but eventually he started getting over confident and that's when the Blue Meanie attempted to make his move. You could tell the Miz was getting frustrated and eventually he did end up getting control back in his hands and hitting the Skull Crushing Finale.

The Miz pinned The Blue Meanie with the Skull Crushing Finale in 0:09:38.
Rating: ** 1/4

Jimmy Jacobs vs. Ted DiBiase

It seemed like it might be an early evening when DiBiase locked in the Million Dollar Dream almost right after the match started, but Jacobs managed to fight his way out. DiBiase still kept control though and the fans were solidly against him as he laid into Jimmy Jacobs until he ended things withthe Dream Street.

Ted DiBiase pinned Jimmy Jacobs with the Dream Street in 0:07:49.
Rating: ***

Non-Title Match
"Long Island Iced-Z" Zack Ryder vs. "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry

Mark Henry was in a mood tonight. The type of mood that is especially bad for the person standing on the otherside of the ring. He didn't want to just win, he wanted to destroy his opponent, who just happened to be Zack Ryder tonight. It was a merciful end once Henry finally hit the World's Strongest Slam on Ryder.

[Non-Title]:
Mark Henry pinned Zack Ryder with the World's Strongest Slam in 0:06:27.
Rating: * 3/4

A new addition to the referee squad on BPW and the referee for this next match is introduced. He goes by the name Mexican Tim. It's been reported that he was seen in the back earlier today talking with Alberto Del Rio, but those reports can't be substantiated.

Main Event
CM Punk & Sheamus vs. Abismo Negro & Psicosis

Right from the get go, out comes Alberto Del Rio, who takes a seat next to the announcers. Things start out with CM Punk and Abismo Negro exchanging spots that Punk kept ending up on top of, which brought in Psicosis to lay him out. Sheamus tried to get in the ring, but was cut off by referee Mexican Tim, allowing Psicosis and Abismo Negro to double team CM Punk. This was the story of the match. They kept Punk down by double teaming him whenever they could behind the ref's back and not letting him tag out to Sheamus. To Punk's credit, he took the punishment and kept kicking out. Finally he was able to make the hot tag to Sheamus who came in and cleaned house. He Brogue Kicked Abismo Negro off the apron and Psicosis tried to attack him from behind as Alberto Del Rio ran up and grabbed onto Sheamus' leg, but that just made Sheamus angry. He grabbed him and hit the Irish Curse, which he used to set up the Brogue Kick for a very slow one, two, three.

[Main Event]:
CM Punk and Sheamus defeated Psicosis and Abismo Negro when Sheamus pinned Psicosis with the Brogue Kick in 0:12:26.
Rating: *** *
[Alberto Del Rio interfered against Sheamus.]

You could tell that Mexican Tim didn't want to make the three count, but no matter how slow he made the count, Psicosis was out like a light. Alberto Del Rio got in the ring and started to argue with Mexican Tim. Alberto pulled out a couple bills from his pocket and ripped them up in front of Mexican Tim's face and stormed off as Mexican Tim frantically collected all the pieces.

What a night tonight was. We hope you'll join us next week when the Motor City Machine Guns will make their debut in a non-title match against Legacy and CM Punk will face off against Alberto Del Rio! We'll see you then!

Card rating: *** 1/4

[mamushi]

Feb 29, 2012 13:35:17 GMT -5 vertigo said:

I may have missed it but unless you've specified elsewhere but is this Psicosis masked?

I always pictured him as wearing the mask.

[mamushi]

November 10, 2012

Welcome to BPW. Tonight we've got a great main event lined up for you as CM Punk goes one-on-one with Alberto Del Rio. Plus we've got the debut of the Motor City Machine Guns in non-title action against Legacy. But first, let's get ringside for our first encounter.

JTG vs. The Miz

It didn't take much for the Miz to bring this one home. He got on top early and stayed on top until he hit the Skull Crushing Finale.

The Miz pinned JTG with the Skull Crushing Finale in 0:04:18.
Rating: ** 1/2

The Patriot vs. "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels

After the initial lock up, things went the way of Christopher Daniels. He hit a Blue Thunder Bomb early for a two count. He argued with the ref, which gave the Patriot a chance to recover and get in some offense of his own. Daniels tried to wrestle the match back, but the Patriot Missile put a stop to that. The Patriot sealed the deal with the Uncle Slam for the three count.

The Patriot pinned Christopher Daniels with the Uncle Slam in 0:06:19.
Rating: *** 1/2

Non-Title Match
The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin) vs. Legacy (Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase) (c)

Legacy seemed to be caught off guard by the sheer speed that the Motor City Machine Guns were going. They took the champions by surprise and it was hard for them to mount any sort of offense that lasted without cheating and using double team tactics. It looked like Cody Rhodes had the match wrapped up with a German suplex, but Sabin kicked out. Rhodes tried to get Sabin in position for the Cross Rhodes, but Sabin put a stop to that and managed to hit the Cradle Shock for a three count before DiBiase could get in to break the count. The MCMG just got a win over the Tag Team Champions!

[Non-Title Match]:
The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) defeated Legacy (Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase) when C. Sabin pinned C. Rhodes with the Cradle Shock in 0:10:05.
Rating: ** 3/4

Legacy was extremely unhappy at the loss, but the Motor City Machine Guns got out of the ring before they could get their hands on them.

When the referee comes out for the main event we see that it is Mexican Tim. The crowd boos, knowing that this is probably going to be some one sided officiating.

Main Event
CM Punk vs. Alberto Del Rio

Alberto Del Rio took control early on by any means he could use. Punk put a stop to it with a double underhook backbreaker. He asked the crowd if they wanted one more and he hit the double underhook backbreaker a second time on Del Rio. CM Punk got Del Rio up on his shoulders for the GTS, but a few elbows to the side of the head and Punk was forced to drop Del Rio, who quickly rolled him up with an inside cradle and used the ropes for leverage. Mexcican Tim made a fast three count and both men quickly exited the ring.

[Main Event]:
Alberto Del Rio pinned CM Punk after an inside cradle in 0:04:22.
Rating: *** 1/4

What a great night of wrestling! The new comers Sabin and Shelley defeat the tag team champions in non-title action and Alberto Del Rio cheats a win away from CM Punk in our main event. Join us next week when we'll see the debut of Japanese star Jun Akiyama and the Motor City Machine Guns will get another shot at Legacy, this time with the Bodyslam Tag Team Titles on the line! We'll see you then!

Card rating: *** 1/4

[snabbit888]

11/3:

THE MIZ! Get him involved more. Please. I beg you!

Jacobs continues to be fodder. Huss.

Henry gets on the show by eating Ryder. Yummy.

MEXICAN TIM!

Even with Mexican Tim, Punk & Sheamus walk away with the win. That money was to feed his masked family back in Mexico, Del Rio!

11/10:

Miz sighting two weeks in a row!? Me likey.

Patriot gets a good win.

Debuting team beating the champs in a non-title match is a classic angle. Gives them instant credibility. Well done, and looking forward to the title match!

Damn you, Mexican Tim! Damn you straight to heck!

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November 17, 2012

Welcome to Bodyslam Pro Wrestling! Tonight we've got some great matches lined up for you including Legacy in tag team action defendinf their Bodyslam Tag Team Titles against newcomers the Motor City Machine Guns. First, however, let's get down to the ring for the debut of a brand ne BPW star who has come all the way from Japan, Jun Akiyama!

Jun Akiyama vs. The Miz

Jun was a bit slow getting out of the gates and the Miz took advantage of it. Once Akiyama got his footing though, he was a force, turning things around with a tombstone. Akiyama kept the heat on until he finished the Miz off with the exploder for the win.

Jun Akiyama pinned The Miz with the Exploder in 0:06:06.
Rating: ***

JTG vs. "The Charismatic Enigma" Jeff Hardy

JTG had a surprisingly good bit of offense going in the opening of the match, but miscalculated by going for the Shout Out way to early. Hardy took advantage. On the outside Jeff used a chair as a springboard to hit a rana, before rolling JTG back in the ring and used the Tist of Fate to set up the Swanton Bomb.

Jeff Hardy pinned JTG with the Swanton Bomb in 0:06:31.
Rating: *** 1/2

CM Punk's music hits and out he comes. He gets on the microphone and starts off by saying that he isn't happy. He knew exactly what happened last week in his match with Alberto Del Rio. Ropes for leverage? Fast count from his slow referee friend? Things that show one thing is true at least and that is that CM Punk is a better wrestler than Alberto Del Rio and Del Rio knows it. He calls out Del Rio to come and have a re-match with him right here and now. Del Rio comes out and says that he has no idea what CM Punk is talking about, even though it's obvious he knows exactly what he's talking about. He says that CM Punk is beneath him. He's already on a level past Punk, but if he wants a match he can have one. And Punk's opponent for tonight? Abismo Negro.

CM Punk vs. Abismo Negro

The match started off with Punk soundly in charge. He stayed on top of Abismo, neutralizing his high flying by working over Negro's legs. Everything as going Punk's way until Alberto Del Rio got up on the ring apron and distracted him, allowing Negro to take Punk down with a springboard dropkick. He went up top, but Punk knocked his legs out from under him. He got him in position for the GTS and hit him with it, getting the three.

CM Punk pinned Abismo Negro with the GTS in 0:07:33.
Rating: *** 3/4

Main Event
Bodyslam Tag Team Championship Title Match
The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin) vs. Legacy (Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase) (c)

Things started off with a battle of whose match they were going to wrestle. It was either going to be slow paced and calculated with Legacy on top or it was going to be high risk and high pace with the Motor City Machine Guns on top. The Motor City Machine Guns started to come out on top of the exchanges, but Legacy put a swift stop to it and showed exactly why they are the Bodyslam Tag Team Champions. Because they will do whatever it takes to get the win. The finished things up tonight with Cody hitting the Cross Rhodes on Chris Sabin for the three.

[Main Event]:
Legacy (Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase) defeated The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) when C. Rhodes pinned C. Sabin with the Cross Rhodes in 0:15:01.
Rating: *** * 1/4
(Legacy retained the Bodyslam Tag Team Titles.)

Legacy manage to hold on to their titles tonight, but they'll be on the line again next week as they face the pairing of the Patriot and Tommy Dreamer. Also we'll see Jun Akiyama in action again and Christopher Daniels will face off against Jerry Lynn. We'll see you then.

Card rating: *** *

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November 24, 2012

Welcome once again to Bodyslam Pro Wrestling! Tonight we're going to see Legacy put their titles on the line once again, this time against the pairing of Tommy Dreamer and the Patriot. We'll also see recently debuted tar Jun Akiyama in action again. Let's get down to the ring for our first match.

Jerry Lynn vs. "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels

The fans knew going into it that this was going to be one hell of a match. Daniels and Lynn are two men who put it on the line everytime they get into the ring. Things started off with a fast pace and with Daniels seeming to edge out Jerry Lynn at every pass. Lynn almost turned things around with a powerbomb, but Daniels countered it with a backdrop. Lynn managed to kick out of the Best Moonsault Ever. RIght after the action spilled to the outside and Lynn managed to hit the Cradle Piledriver on the concrete floor ringside but by the time he got Daniels back in the ring, he was able to kick out at 2.5 and retook control of the match. Lynn kept kicking out of all of Daniels' pin attempts though. He blocked an attempt at the Last Rites and immediately drilled Daniels with another Cradle Piledriver, this time in the center of the ring for the three count.

Jerry Lynn pinned Christopher Daniels with the Cradle Piledriver in 0:12:46.
Rating: *** * 1/4

Jun Akiyama vs. "The Littlest Lumberjack" Grizzly Redwood

Jun Akiyama showed exactly what he can do on Grizzley Redwood with virtually no resistence. Punches, chops, high knees. He really just picked Redwood apart before hitting a brain buster and then locking in a tight guillotine choke and caused Redwood to quickly pass out virtually before he had a chance to submit.

Jun Akiyama defeated Grizzly Redwood when Grizzly Redwood passed out in a guillotine choke in 0:03:15.
Rating: ** 3/4

CM Punk's music hits and out he comes. He gets on the microphone and calls out Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio comes out and says that he still doesn't think that Punk is ready to face him. Instead, he's sending out Psicosis to face Punk. Punk is obviously extremely unhappy.

CM Punk vs. Psicosis

Punk unleashed his frustrations with Del Rio fast and furiously. Psicosis couldn't get a move in edgewise. Eventually Punk locked in the Anaconda Vice and Psicosis couldn't tap out fast enough.

CM Punk made Psicosis submit to the Anaconda Vice in 0:06:01.
Rating: *** * 1/4

After the match, Del Rio tries to attack Punk from behind, but Punk sees it coming and catches him with a huge kick to the head, sending Del Rio packing. Punk gets on the microphone again and tells Del Rio that one way or another, next week? They're having their match.

Main Event
Bodyslam Tag Team Championship Title Match
The Patriot & Tommy Dreamer vs. Legacy (Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase) (c)

The Patriot and Tommy Dreamer made a surprisingly good team, which seemed to take Legacy by surprise. They couldn't match the well oiled machine that is DiBiase & Rhodes though and eventually it really started to show. The Patriot never gave up though and he and Rhodes started going blow for blow. The Patriot missed the Patriot Missile, but stopped Rhodes from capitalizing with a double underhook suplex and a Samoan drop. Rhodes did manage to come back though and caught the Patriot off guard with a huge dropkick that stunned him enough for Rhodes to hit the Cross Rhodes for three.

[Main Event]:
Legacy (Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase) defeated The Patriot and Tommy Dreamer when C. Rhodes pinned Patriot with the Cross Rhodes in 0:09:51.
Rating: *** 1/2
(Legacy retained the Bodyslam Tag Team Titles.)

It was a valiant effort, but for the second week in a row Legacy has retained their Bodyslam Tag Team Titles. Join us next week when we'll see Mark Henry defend the Bodyslam Heavyweight Title in a triple threat match with the Patriot and Abyss (who is also undefeated in the BPW) and we hope finally to see CM Punk take on Alberto Del Rio. We'll see you then!

Card rating: *** 3/4

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December 1, 2012

Welcome once again to Bodyslam Pro Wrestling! Tonight we have a 5-man battle royal, CM Punk will finally get his hands on Alberto Del Rio and Mark Henry will defend his Bodyslam Heavyweight Title against not one, but TWO wrestlers in the Patriot and the also undefeated Abyss. But first, let's get down to ringside for Jun Akiyama and Psicosis.

Jun Akiyama vs. Psicosis

Akiyama opened up with a furious series of chops before locking in the guillotine choke. Psicosis quickly grabbed the rope before Jun could ground him, but Akiyama nailed the Exploder and covered him for a quick three count.

Jun Akiyama pinned Psicosis with the Exploder in 0:01:14.
Rating: **

5-Man Battle Royal
Featuring: Tommy Dreamer, The Blue Meanie, The Miz, Christopher Daniels & Abismo Negro

Tommy Dreamer was the first casualty of tonight's battle royal. He got caught by Daniels with the Angel's Wings and then the Best Moonsault Ever for the first elimination. The second elimination came not too long after with the Miz hitting the Skull Crushing Finale on the Blue Meanie, who never really got his footing. With his getting an elimination, the Miz took a little too much time to showboat and Abismo Negro caught him by surprise with a crucifix to eliminate the Miz. Negro and Daniels went at each other full steam until Daniels finally caught him with the Angel's Wing and the pin.

5-Man Battle Royal:
Christopher Daniels won a 5-man Battle Royal:
x C. Daniels defeated Dreamer after the Best Moonsault Ever in 0:04:35
x Miz defeated Meanie after the Skull Crushing Finale in 0:06:50
x A. Negro defeated Miz after a crucifix in 0:08:43
x C. Daniels defeated A. Negro after the Angel's Wings in 0:12:12
Rating: *** *

CM Punk vs. Alberto Del Rio

Alberto Del Rio tried to bring referee Mexican Tim with him down to the ring, but unfortunately for Del Rio, Chris Cullen was already named the referee for this match. Cullen sent Mexican Tim away much to the dismay of Del Rio. Once the match finally got underway, Alberto Del Rio took control with simple but effective wrestling technique. Punk kept fighting his way out, but Del Rio would just lock him back into a wristlock or hammerlock, front face lock, drop toe holds into leg locks, head scissors, etc. Punk was getting a little frustrated with Del Rio as it seemed Del Rio was able to stay just barely a step ahead of him. Finally when Punk started getting in some offense, Del Rio ducked a clothesline and Punk got dumped on his head with a German suplex. Del Rio made a cocky attempt at a pin, which Punk easily kicked out of at 1. The crowd got behind CM Punk early and stayed behind him, which infuriated Del Rio, who from time to time would turn his attention to the crowd. Unfortunately he did it one too many times and Punk was able to capitalize on Del Rio's divided attention. Punk started landing kick after kick after kick on Del Rio, then snap mared him and hit a huge dropkick to the back of the head. He picked Del Rio up and nailed him with the GTS to finish him off.

CM Punk pinned Alberto Del Rio with the GTS in 0:11:13.
Rating: *** * 1/4

Main Event
Triangle Match for the Bodyslam Heavyweight Championship Title Belt
The Patriot vs. Abyss vs. Mark Henry (c)

This match started off with Mark Henry and Abyss in the ring. Two guys who have never lost a match here in BPW and two guys who are just monsters in the ring. At first they just circled each other, measuring each other up, then finally they started laying into each other with vicious punches. It wasn't pretty, but it was a down and our brawl between the two powerhouses. Abyss whipped Henry into the ropes and actually managed to hit the Black Hole Slam, but Henry kicked out at two and once Abyss brought him to his feet, Henry unleashed a firestorm on Abyss. He backed Abyss into the corner and the Patriot tagged himself in without Henry noticing. He waited for Henry to turn around and hit the Patriot Missile! He tried for the Uncle Slam, but he just couldn't do it and Henry made him pay for trying. Henry tried to unmask the Patriot, but the Patriot managed to fight his way out of Henry's grasp. The World's Strongest Man forcefully tagged Abyss into the ring and Abyss got in and immediately went to work on the Patriot. The Patriot tried to get some offense in, but Abyss was running over him roughshod. Henry seemed content to let Abyss and the Patriot go at it, until he realized that he doesn't have to be in the ring to lose the Bodyslam Heavyweight Title. He tagged himself in via the Patriot and then chucked the Patriot over the top rope to the outside before going at Abyss. The two bohemoths were exchanging clotheslines until Abyss tried for another Black Hole Slam. Mark Henry blocked the attempt and picked him up and hit the World's Strongest Slam instead! One... two... and just barely gets the three!

[Main Event]: Triangle Match:
Mark Henry defeated The Patriot and Abyss when M. Henry pinned Abyss with the World's Strongest Slam in 0:18:55.
Rating: *** 1/4
(Mark Henry retained the Bodyslam Heavyweight Title.)

Mark Henry once again retains the Bodyslam Heavyweight Title in what has probably been his biggest challenge to date. Join us next week when CM Punk will face Sabu in a hardcore #1 contender match, Mark Henry faces Abismo Negro and Psicosis in a handicap match and with no cronies to put in the ring in his place, Alberto Del Rio will be forced to wrestle Sheamus. We'll see you next week.

Card rating: *** 3/4

[jesseewiak]

As usual, solid stuff mamushi. At this point, I wonder though if the e-fans would buy any of the top faces beating Henry after failing so much. You almost either have to bring somebody new in, turn a heel, or have Henry lose somewhat screwily to make it viable after this long as a dominating champ.

[mamushi]

December 8, 2012

Welcome to the BPW. Tonight we've got a handicap match featuring Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry, Alberto Del Rio will be in action against Sheamus, and in the main event a hardcore #1 contender match featuring Sabu and CM Punk! Let's get to ringside for our opening match.

The Blue Meanie vs. The Miz

The Blue Meanie isn't used to getting much offense in during his matches, but for some reason the Miz was a little off tonight and the Blue Meanie was able to notice it and take advantage of it. For a bit there, the Miz actually had to work to get control back in his possession. Meanie even tried for a Meaniesault, but the Miz wasn't out enough and rolled out of the way. He picked Meanie up and hit the Skull Crushing Finale.

The Miz pinned The Blue Meanie with the Skull Crushing Finale in 0:07:07.
Rating: * 3/4

"The Celtic Warrior" Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio

You could tell that Alberto Del Rio did not want to be on the opposite side of the ring as Sheamus. Unfortunately for him, both of his cronies were tied up tonight in a handicap match against Champion Mark Henry. He did, however, have Mexican Tim as his referee, though how much that will actually help him against someone as powerful as Sheamus is debatable. Del Rio spent the first part of the match trying to dodge and evade every bit of offense Sheamus tried to throw at him. When Sheamus finally got his hands on him, he managed to hit the High Cross, but Del Rio still had enough of his faculties about him to roll out of the ring and recover on the outside. Referee Mexican Tim made an extremely slow 10 count, but around 7 Sheamus took matters in his own hands and threw Del Rio in the ring himself. Del Rio tried to attack Sheamus as he got back in and he stole away the momentum of the match. That is until he whipped Sheamus into the ropes and was met with the Brogue Kick. Mexican Tim counted as slow as he could get away with, but Del Rio wasn't kicking out.

Sheamus pinned Alberto Del Rio with the Brogue Kick in 0:07:20.
Rating: *** * 1/4

Handicap Match
Abismo Negro & Psicosis vs. Mark Henry

Abismo Negro and Psicosis had the definite speed advantage over Mark Henry and used it to frustrate the Champ. The used quick tags, double teams and high flying moves and you could tell it was driving Mark Henry crazy not being able to get his hands on one of them and just beat the life out of them. Finally he reached his breaking point and went on a rampage. He caught Psicosis mid air and threw him into Abismo like a human missile before slamming Psicosis with not one but two World's Strongest Slams.

Handicap-Match:
Mark Henry defeated Abismo Negro and Psicosis when M. Henry pinned Psicosis with the World's Strongest Slam in 0:10:38.
Rating: ** 3/4

After the match, Mark Henry managed to get his hands on Abismo Negro as well and planted him with a World's Strongest Slam of his own.

Main Event
Hardcore #1 Contender Match
CM Punk vs. "The Human Highlights Reel" Sabu

Sabu starts off the match with a definite hardcore flair, breaking a pane of glass over CM Punk's head as he turned around before the bell rang. He tried to take one of the shards and use it on him, but Punk fought him off. The two men went back and forth and put each other through a lot of punishment, including Sabu piledriving CM Punk through the announce table. Sabu spring off a chair he had brought to the ring and hit a spinning leg lariat, then used the chair to hit the Triple Jump Moonsault, but Punk got his knees up. Sabu took a powder outside and set up a table. Punk followed him out but was met with a low kick and a back suplex through the table. They took their time, but Sabu rolled Punk in before the 10 count and went for an Asai moonsault bodyblock once Punk got to his feet, but Punk countered with a tombstone and then hit the GTS for the three count.

[Main Event: Hardcore Match]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Number-One-Contenders-Match:
CM Punk pinned Sabu with the GTS in 0:22:20.
Rating: *** * 1/4

What an evening! Mark Henry defeated not one, but two men in a handicap match and CM Punk defeated Sabu in a hardcore #1 contender match. Join us next week when we'll see the Motor City Machine Guns in action against the Hardys, CM Punk will once again face Mark Henry in a match for the Bodyslam Heavyweight Title and we'll also see the debut of Indian wrestling star Jinder Mahal! We'll see you then.

Card rating: *** 3/4

[mamushi]

December 15, 2012

Welcome once again to BPW! Tonight we've got some great matches lined up including CM Punk once again challenging Mark Henry for the Bodyslam Heavyweight Title, a Championship that CM Punk grows closer to owning everytime he is faces Henry. First, let's get down to ringside for our first match.

Newcomer Jinder Mahal is introduced by the ring announcer after Super Crazy. Mahal comes down to the ring and asks for a microphone. Out of the pocket of his robe he pulls out a wad of cash and waves it at Super Crazy. He tells Super Crazy that he's going to make a bet with him, because he's a gambling man and has plenty of money to spare. He says he'll bet the small sum of $10,000 that Super Crazy cannot defeat him within 10 minutes. He hands the money to the referee to keep control of as a neutral party.

"The Insane Luchador" Super Crazy vs. Jinder Mahal

With money on the line, especially $10,000, Super Crazy attacks Mahal as he's taking off his robe to get the jump on him. Super Crazy had Jinder reeling for a few moments, but Mahal was able to get his footing and stopped Super Crazy's offense dead in its tracks. Jinder rocked Super Crazy with a few strikes and then latched in a full nelson. He thrashed Super Crazy around for a moment before hitting the Full Nelson Slam.

Jinder Mahal pinned Super Crazy with the Full Nelson Slam in 0:03:27.
Rating: ***

After the match Jinder forcefully took his money back from the referee and then shoved a bill in Super Crazy's mouth before slapping him hard across the face.

The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin) vs. The Hardys (Matt & Jeff)

The Hardys started the match off on a roll, even hitting the Twist of Fate/Swanton combination early on, but too early as Alex Shelley was able to kick out and 2.5. The Hardys did a great job of neutralizing the Motor City Machine Guns, keeping Shelley in the ring and hurting while Sabin was anxious to get tagged in and see some action himself seeing as how he was the fresh man. Once Chris Sabin was finally tagged in he unleashed a house of fire on the Hardys. He dumped Jeff to the outside and Jeff landed hard, while he hit the Cradle Shock on Matt. Instead of pinning him he tagged Alex Shelley back in and the duo hit the Skull and Bones for the pin.

The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) defeated The Hardys (Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy) when A. Shelley pinned M. Hardy after the Skull and Bones in 0:11:33.
Rating: *** 3/4

Jun Akiyama vs. "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels

Jun Akiyama started off strong, knocking Daniels silly with a pair of high knees, one right after the other. Daniels got in some offense after hitting a flatliner out of nowhere and following it with the Best Moonsault Ever. Even with a handful of tights, he only got two and a half. He hit Akiyama with a Blue Thunder Bomb, a move that also appears in Akiyama's arsenal, but could again, only get two. After fighting out of a Koji clutch, Akiyama smashed Daniels with a few well placed forearms and a Blue Thunder Bomb of his own. He didn't hold on to it for the fall though, instead opting to hit the Exploder for the three.

Jun Akiyama pinned Christopher Daniels with the Exploder in 0:06:46.
Rating: *** *

Main Event
Match for the Bodyslam Heavyweight Championship Title Belt
CM Punk vs. "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry (c)

Punk started off fast and furious with kicks to the legs, trying to chop the big tree down. It wasn't long though before Sabu and Raven made their way to ringside. Mark Henry picked Punk up in a press slam and brought him down hard to the mat. Mark Henry tied up the referee on one side of the ring and Sabu took this opportunity to take a chair to the top rope and hit an Arabian facebuster on Punk. After Sabu exited the ring, Henry pushed the referee out of the way and came over to give Punk the World's Strongest Slam for good measure.

[Main Event]:
Mark Henry pinned CM Punk with the World's Strongest Slam in 0:03:02.
Rating: ** 3/4
(Mark Henry retained the Bodyslam Heavyweight Title.)
[Sabu interfered against CM Punk.]

After the match Henry took his belt and left as Raven directed Sabu to get back in the ring and continue his assault on CM Punk. He stomps on Punk's arms and legs and heads and then picks him up and whips him into the corner. Sabu then runs in and uses a leg lariat with the assistance of a chair. Sabu hiptosses Punk out of the corner and runs into the ropes, hitting an Arabian facebuster. Raven calls Sabu, letting him know that he's done enough for tonight and he leaves Punk bleeding and out in the ring.

What an evening! Join us next week when we'll once again see Jinder Mahal in action, The Patriot faces Abyss and in the main event Jun Akiyama will face Mark Henry for the Bodyslam Heavyweight Title! We'll see you there.

Card rating: *** 1/4

[mamushi]

December 22, 2012

Welcome to another edition of Bodyslam Pro Wrestling. Tonight we'll see JTG face the Miz, the Patriot will take on Abyss and Mark Henry will defend his Bodyslam Heavyweight Title against Jun Akiyama. But right now let's get down to the ring for our opening match.

After Necro Butcher is introduced, out comes Jinder Mahal and he asks for a microphone. Just like last week, he says that if Necro Butcher can defeat him in 10 minutes, he will earn $10,000. He takes the wad of cash from an inside pocket in his robe and hands it to the referee.

Necro Butcher vs. Jinder Mahal

Jinder Mahal was in control from the first moment of the match, but it was the fact that Necro Butcher wouldn't stay down that seemed to trouble Jinder. It wasn't until he hit the Full Nelson Slam that Necro was out long enough for a three count.

Jinder Mahal pinned Necro Butcher with the Full Nelson Slam in 0:04:34.
Rating: *

After the match Jinder snatched the his money back from the referee, put a single bill in Butcher's mouth and slapped him hard across the face.

The Patriot vs. "The Monster" Abyss

The Patriot got off to a good start, catching Abyss off guard. He kept control until getting caught with a huge powerslam off the ropes. Abyss laid in with rights and lefts. Abyss tried to whip the Patriot into the ropes, but the Patriot reversed it and took Abyss down with a clothesline. It was then that Raven ran down to the ring and caught the Patriot's attention. He distracted him long enough for Abyss to get to his feet and club the Patriot from behind. He whipped the Patriot into the ropes, successfully this time, and hit the Black Hole Slam for the win.

Abyss pinned The Patriot with the Black Hole Slam in 0:07:51.
Rating: *** 1/4

JTG vs. The Miz

The Miz starts things off by attacing JTG before the bell and throwing him to the outside of the ring. He follows him out and chucks him hard into the ring post before hitting a big back suplex on the concrete floor. He rolls JTG back into the ring and continues to assault him, hitting an inverted DDT onto his knee and then a reverse neckbreaker. Miz picks JTG up and hits the Skull Crushing Finale to finish him off.

The Miz pinned JTG with the Skull Crushing Finale in 0:04:58.
Rating: ** 1/2

CM Punk's music hits and out he comes. He gets on the microphone and says that plain and simple, he wants a match with Sabu after what happened last week with Sabu ruining his chance at the Bodyslam Heavyweight Title. Raven comes out and tells CM Punk that he can have Sabu... in a barbed wire match! But first, Punk will have to beat Christopher Daniels next week. Punk doesn't seem happy, but seems willing to do anything to get his hands on Sabu.

Main Event
Bodyslam Heavyweight Championship Title Match
Jun Akiyama vs. "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry (c)

Mark Henry started out by simply overpowering Akiyama. Akiyama got whipped into the ropes and hit a big high knee on the way back that knocked Henry out of the ring. Akiyama followed him out and hit a double axehandle from the apron. Henry was a little stunned and Akiyama went for the Exploder on the outside of the ring! The roof blew off the place when Akiyama hit that Exploder onto the concrete. He rolled Henry back into the ring and pinned him, but could still only get two and a half. Akiyama tried for another Exploder in the ring, but Henry countered it with a couple of elbowsmashes and a big headbutt. Akiyama was dazed for a moment but then ran into the ropes, unfortunately Henry grabbed him on the way back and hit the World's Strongest Slam for the pin.

[Main Event]:
Mark Henry pinned Jun Akiyama with the World's Strongest Slam in 0:11:15.
Rating: *** 1/4
(Mark Henry retained the Bodyslam Heavyweight Title.)

Mark Henry once again has retained his Bodyslam Heavyweight Title, bringing his undefeated streak to 24. Join us next week when Necro Butcher and Abyss will face off in a hardcore match, Super Crazy takes on Alberto Del Rio, Jun Akiyama will face Jinder Mahal and in the main event, CM Punk will face Christopher Daniels for a chance to face Sabu in a barbed wire match to seek revenge for Sabu's part in Punk last loss to Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry. We'll see you then!

Card rating: ** 3/4

[Monica]

Henry is a Beast and should hold the belt for some time. People always seem to diss Henry but I think he has done nothing but get better over the years.

Never Liked Punk so here's hoping Daniels put a stompin on him.

MM

[mamushi]

December 29, 2012

Welcome to BPW! Tonight we've got Jinder Mahal taking on Jun Akiyama, Alberto Del Rio facing Super Crazy and in the main event CM Punk takes on Christopher Daniels for a chance to face fellow Damned member Sabu in a barbed wire match. But first, let's get down to the ring to start our night off.

Hardcore Match
Necro Butcher vs. "The Monster" Abyss

Necro Butcher starts off the match with a barbedwire baseball bat in his hand. He takes a couple warning swings at Abyss before charging in. Abyss dodged the attack and managed to pull the bat away from Butcher. Instead of smashing him in the back with it, Abyss simply threw it away like he didn't NEED it to cause the pain to Necro Butcher that he wanted to cause. Abyss laid into his with forearm smashes and then choke slammed him, but Necro Butcher surprisingly stumbled back to his feet, wanting more. Abyss whipped him into the ropes and hit a gorilla press slam and once again, Butcher staggered to his feet. He clocked him with a few more forearm smashes and then hit a torture rack drop. Butcher landed near the corner where his staple gun was and he grabbed it, stapling Abyss in the forehead as Abyss tried to bring him back to his feet. Abyss stumbled backward grabbing his face, allowing Butcher to get back to his feet. He ran into the ropes and tries to bring the monster down with a clothesline. He tried again. He tried a third time but was met with the Black Hole Slam for the pin.

[Hardcore Match]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Abyss pinned Necro Butcher with the Black Hole Slam in 0:07:40.
Rating: ***

After Super Crazy has been announced, it was Alberto Del Rio's turn. Alberto took the microphone away from the ring announcer and said that he wasn't really in the mood to wrestle tonight so instead, he's going to call in Abismo Negro to replace him.

"The Insane Luchadore" Super Crazy vs. Abismo Negro

Super Crazy took control of this match fast and really went after Abismo Negro, probably not too happy that his original opponent, Del Rio, blew him off. He locked in a Boston crab and Del Rio got up on the ring apron. Super Crazy let go of the hold and went to face him. Del Rio got down but Super Crazy still had his attention diverted to Del Rio as Abismo Negro attacked him from behind. He whipped him into the ropes and hit a spinning backbreaker to set up the Frog Splash and the three count.

Abismo Negro pinned Super Crazy with the Frog Splash in 0:03:53.
Rating: ***

After Jun Akiyama is introduced, Jinder Mahal is. He asks for a microphone when he finally gets to the ring. He offers the same challenge to Akiyama that he has in the past weeks. $10,000 if Akiyama can defeat Jinder in under 10 minutes. Though with Akiyama's performance against Henry last week, that might not be wise. Akiyama is definitely the toughest challenge Mahal has had since entering Bodyslam Pro Wrestling.

Jun Akiyama vs. Jinder Mahal

Things starts off with a cocky Jinder Mahal that was quickly capitalized on by Jun Akiyama with a fericious barrage of forearms. Mahal tried to put a stop to it with a kick to the midsection, but he was countered with a dragon screw. Mahal seemed to be taken completely by surprise and wasn't able to get his feet under him. Every bit of offense he got in didn't seem to be quite enough. Jinder Mahal poked Akiyama in the eyes and then as the ref was checking on him, Jinder pulled something out of his tights. When Akiyama finally came back after him he turned around and clocked him with the foreign object. He quickly ditched it and picked Akiyama up, hitting the Full Nelson Slam with only a minute to spare.

Jinder Mahal pinned Jun Akiyama with the Full Nelson Slam in 0:09:06.
Rating: ** 3/4

After the match, Jinder put a bill in Akiyama's mouth and not only slapped him across the face, but put a few stomps to him and barrated him.

Before we can get to our main event, the Patriot makes his way out to the ring. He lays out a challenge for Raven for involvinf himself in his match with Abyss last week. Raven comes out and accepts the Patriot's challenge and tells him that it wasn't HIM that cost the Patriot the win, it was the Patriot that cost the Patriot his win, because he's an old, broken down failure.

Main Event
CM Punk vs. "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels

The match started out by circling each other, trying to size one another up. When they finally got in a collar-and-elbow tie up, CM Punk pushed Daniels back into the corner. He was going to give a clean break, but Daniels slapped him hard across the face, which CM Punk returned with a jumping enzuigiri. The match had a lot of back and forth, but CM Punk was the one getting the better of the exchanges, despite a close call after getting hit with the Last Rites. Punk came back with kicks and chops and once he was sufficiently stunned he picked him up for the GTS.

[Main Event]:
CM Punk pinned Christopher Daniels with the GTS in 0:10:35.
Rating: *** 3/4

And with that, CM Punk will get his shot at the Damned member Sabu, albeit in a barbedwire match which you'd think has to favor Sabu. Also we'll see the Patriot taking on Raven, Sheamus will face Abyss and once again we'll see Jinder Mahal in action. We'll see you then.

Card rating: *** 1/4

[mamushi]

January 5, 2013

Welcome once again to Bodyslam Pro Wrestling! On tonight's card we'll see Sheamus take on Abyss, the Patriot will face Raven and in the main event a barbed wire match between CM Punk and "The Human Highlight Reel" Sabu! But first, let's get down to the ring for our first match of the evening.

When Jinder Mahal is introduced, he once again asks for a microphone and lays out his $10,000 challenge. If Meanie can defeat him within ten minutes, then he will get the $10,000 that for the time being will be in the hands of referee Danny Simon.

The Blue Meanie vs. Jinder Mahal

Blue Meanie didn't stand much of a chance tonight. Jinder overpowered him and then put him out of his misery with the Full Nelson Slam.

Jinder Mahal pinned The Blue Meanie with the Full Nelson Slam in 0:03:15.
Rating: ** 1/2

After the match Jinder takes his money back from the referee. He sticks a bill in Blue Meanie's mouth and slaps him hard across the face before leaving.

The camera focuses on a special guest in the crowd tonight. It's the Big Show!

"The Celtic Warrior" Sheamus vs. "The Monster" Abyss

These two beasts went at it just like that, beasts. They took turns brutalizing each other with every weapon they had in their arsenal. It was hard to figure who was going to finally get the win at any single moment during the match. At one point it looked like it was over after Abyss hit the Black Hole Slam, but Sheamus kicked out at 2.9. When the end of the match finally came, it was Sheamus' Brogue Kick that finally did the trick, just barely getting him a three count.

Sheamus pinned Abyss with the Brogue Kick in 0:13:12.
Rating: *** 3/4

The Patriot vs. Raven

Toniht Raven wanted a brawl and the Patriot was more than happy to comply. The fans got behind the Patriot early and stayed behind him on his quest to defeat Raven. As time drew on Raven started getting the better of the exchanges and managed to finally put the Patriot away with the Evenflow DDT.

Raven pinned The Patriot with the Evenflow DDT in 0:10:11.
Rating: ** 3/4

Main Event
Barbed Wire Match
CM Punk vs. "The Human Highlight Reel" Sabu

Raven came down to the ring early to watch the festivities first hand between Sabu and CM Punk. CM Punk was cut early after Sabu raked his face across the barbed wire and it wasn't long before Sabu was bleeding as well. Punk did a good job at staying away from the barbed wire after that first encounter with it. Punk tried for the GTS twice and was thwarted both times. At the end of the match, Raven tossed a baseball bat to Sabu which Sabu used to clobber CM Punk with. Sabu pinned him and got the three.

[Main Event]: Barbed Wire No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Sabu pinned CM Punk after hitting him with a baseball bat in 0:14:14.
Rating: *** * 1/4
[Raven interfered against CM Punk.]

After the match, Raven gets in and ring and he and Sabu stomp on CM Punk. Raven picks up CM Punk and it looks like he's going for the Evenflow DDT, but out from the back runs the Patriot! He slides in the ring sending Raven and Sabu running to the outside.

What an exciting way to kick off 2013! Join us next week when we'll see Jinder Mahal in action again as well as Sheamus and Sin Cara taking on Christopher Daniels. Plus Mark Henry will be in a non-title match in our main event of the evening. We'll see you then!

Card rating: *** 1/2

[mamushi]

January 12, 2013

Welcome to BPW! Tonight we've got Jinder Mahal, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Christopher Daniels in action and Mark Henry in non-title action. Let's get down to the ring.

After Gran Markus Jr is announced, Jinder Mahal comes out and gets on the microphone. He tells Gran Markus that he's not going to lay out the $10,000 challenge tonight. Instead, he's going to offer Gran Markus the $10,000 to just walk away in greedy shame and not face him at all. Gran Markus seemed hesitant to take the money, looking to the fans for help, but eventually he did reach for the wad of cash in Jinder's hand, but just before handing it to him Mahal clocks Gran Markus with the microphone! Jinder tells referee Alan Fidler to start the match.

Gran Markus Jr vs. Jinder Mahal

Gran Markus didn't stand a chance after being hit with the microphone, busting him open. Mahal just laid a beating into Gran Markus Jr. until he finished him off with the Full Nelson Slam.

Jinder Mahal pinned Gran Markus Jr. with the Full Nelson Slam in 0:04:49.
Rating: **

Jinder Mahal stuff a bill in Gran Markus Jr's mouth and slaps him across the face before leaving.

Sin Cara vs. "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels

These two started things out by exchanging chops. Hard ones. When the wrestling actually started Sin Cara was doing a good job at giving Daniels a run for his money. Daniels was able to keep up with the pace, but was more often than not getting bested. Eventually Daniels started to turn the high spots in his favor and he did it with a fiery hell force behind him. Not just getting in offense, but offense that was meant to tear down Sin Cara. Daniels hit a huge uranage and the Best Moonsault Ever to get the win.

Christopher Daniels pinned Sin Cara with the Best Moonsault Ever in 0:07:53.
Rating: ** 3/4

Once again, we're shown that wrestler the Big Show has taken a ringside seat here at BPW.

"The Celtic Warrior" Sheamus vs. "The Littlest Lumberjack" Grizzly Redwood

Redwood ran at Sheamus with axehandle smashes that seemed to do no damage. Redwood tried for a springboard cross body block, but instead was met mid-air with a vicious Brogue Kick to end things in quick fashion.

Sheamus pinned Grizzly Redwood with the Brogue Kick in 0:00:49.
Rating: *

CM Punk's music hits and out he comes. He says he has a challenge. Not just for Sabu or for Raven, but for the Damned. An 8-man at team match next week featuring the Damned takig on himself, Sheamus, the Patriot and a special guest. Raven appears at the entrance with a microphone, on behalf of the Damned, accept this challenge. CM Punk adds a stipulation though... it's going to be in a steel cage.

Main Event
Non-Title Match
"The Insane Luchadore" Super Crazy vs. "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry

Super Crazy definitely was at a size disadvantage for this match up, but he threw everything he could at Henry in the opening minutes and Henry just absorbed it, not really trying to counter anything or get any shots in. Super Crazy went for a moonsault bodyblock, but Henry caught him, positioned him for the World's Strongest Slam and nailed it in ring shaking fashion.

[Main Event: Non-Title Match]:
Mark Henry pinned Super Crazy with the World's Strongest Slam in 0:03:28.
Rating: ***

We're done with tonight's festivities and we already have a BIG match to look forward to for next week! An 8-man tag team match featuring the Damned taking on CM Punk, Sheamus, the Patriot and a special guest. Also in action Jun Akiyama taking on Alberto Del Rio, the Miz and Tommy Dreamer. We'll see you then!

Card rating: ** 1/4

[JoshiQ]

11/3:

Nice win for the Miz, and the Meanie gets in a bit of offense.

Poor Ryder. Henry just ate him.

Loved the name Mexican Tim.

Cool angle with Del Rio trying to pay him off, but Tim having no choice but to do the three count to give Sheamus and Punk the win.

11/10:

Pretty big win for The Patriot, actually. I'm still digging his build, and I hope he gets a real shot at Henry.

MCMG with the upset! Having the new team go over the tag champs is a great way to quickly build them up.

Mexican Tim continues to be a favorite of mine. Good win for Del Rio.

11/17:

Quite the signing with Akiyama.

The Hardy Boys continue to dominate in singles action.

Love Del Rio dodging Punk and making Negro take his place.

I didn't expect this Tag Team Titles defense to happen so soon. Kind of takes the legs right out from under MCMG.

11/24:

Great match between Lynn and Daniels to start the show.

Poor Grizzly. He's never going to get a win. Well, at least not when going up against guys like Akiyama.

Punk having to go through all of Del Rio's guys to get a match with him is very entertaining.

Dreamer/Patriot is a fun team, but there is no way they are taking the tag titles.

[JoshiQ]

12/1:

Too bad Akiyama and Psicosis didn't get more time. I have a feeling that Akiyama is going to be a serious threat to either Del Rio or Henry soon.

That's a pretty big win for Daniels. Wonder if this is the start of a push for him?

Punk won't die! I was hoping that Del Rio would win this feud, but it doesn't look like that is going to happen.

Henry's match with The Patriot and Abyss was definitely a money match. I was kind of disappointed that Henry's first match with Abyss was in a triangle match, but you still got the monsters to battle with one another, and I have a feeling that this is far from over.

12/8:

Miz sure does seem to have his problems with the Meanie.

Mexican Tim doesn't help Del Rio as much as you'd think.

Mark Henry is quite possibly the most devastating monster that the boards have seen in a long time.

Ah, crap. I was hoping for a Sabu/Henry match.

I will say one thing, when you finally do have Punk go over Henry, it's going to be one helluva feel good moment.

12/15:

A more vicious version of The Million Dollar Man is a great gimmick for Mahal.

The Hardy Boys just can't get off of the ground level in tag team action here.

Daniels push is short lived as he runs into the buzzsaw known as Akiyama. I can't wait for Akiyama to build himself up enough to go after Henry.

Didn't expect Sabu to get involved and I thought you might actually go for the title switch here. Poor Punk is never going to rid himself of Raven.

12/22:

Mahal is great! I'm not such a big fan of him in real life, but you have a fun character for him here.

Abyss rebounds nicely from his loss to Henry. I wonder where The Patriot is going to go after this?

A barbed wire match should be brutal between those two.

Wow. Henry got past Akiyama. Didn't know if that'd be possible. There is no one on the roster that I think can beat him now.

12/29:

Necro actually put up more of a fight than I expected. But he is no match for Abyss.

That's a huge win for Mahal. HUGE. I did not expect that at all, but it really puts him over. I can't imagine Akiyama is going to put up with the disrespect however.

Yay! We're going to get our barbed wire match!

[JoshiQ]

1/5:

I can't wait for Mahal to get his.

The Big Show? In BPW? Wow!

Really surprised that Sheamus and Abyss fought to clean decision here. This was a big match, and really puts Sheamus over.

Didn't expect Sabu to go over Punk in the barbed wire match, but I like The Patriot making the save.

1/12:

Mahal is turning into your top heel, and I fully support that decision.

Fiery hell force? Nice.

8 man steel cage match should be brutal. I like the setup for it, and I can't wait to see who you have planned as the mystery partner.

Not your strongest of main events, but sometimes you just need to put your champion over big. Henry continues to be the most dominant champion I've seen in a long time.

[jesseewiak]

- Fun stuff with Mahal being the Indian Million Dollar Man. I'm assuming he's going to be shut up eventually, but Akiyama's a big name for him to go over unless he gave notice.

- Will this quasi-War Games match be the blowoff to the Punk-Damned feud? If it is, maybe he can get a clean shot at Henry one of these shows.

-Then again, if The Big Show is here, that could be trouble for Henry as well.

As for the rest of the show, it's all decent stuff, but the money is in Henry, Punk, and Mahal at the moment.

[snabbit888]

Waaaaaaaaaay behind here. Let's see what I can knock out here.

11/17:

Jun Akiyama should be a major player in BPW.

Poor JTG. I wonder if he will ever be pushed in anyone's circuit.

I like the Punk/Del Rio feud you have going. It keeps Punk away from the World Title for awhile so he can be built back up, and cowardly Del Rio has been super entertaining. You do his character well.

Del Rio sends Abismo Negro to the wolves, and he Goes to Sleep.

Great showing for the MCMG. They didn't win the titles here, but I think they're the frontrunners to get the gold off of Legacy.

11/24:

GREAT opening contest. Would love to see more of Lynn and Daniels together.

Poor Grizzly. I hope you get him in a story soon. He's just such a silly fun character that I think he could add some comedy to your circuit.

Del Rio hiding again, and this time Psicosis is Punk's victim.

Didn't necessarily like Dreamer/Patriot getting a title shot seemingly out of nowhere, but they didn't win the titles so, no harm no foul.

Oooh... Abyss is the match for the Heavyweight Title! Here we go! What I've been waiting for.

12/1:

Akiyama continues to be built up.

Daniels wins the battle royal. Good match for the sake of having a good match.

With how much midcard talent you have, I think you should bring back your TV Title.

Ha. Poor Mexican Tim. Punk gets Del Rio in the ring and beats him clean. I don't think this feud is quite over though.

Great main event with Henry really being taken to the limit. My one complaint would be that I think Patriot should have taken the fall to build to the future Henry vs. Abyss clash, but a damn good match.

12/8:

Miz with a token win just to keep him on the card.

Lol... every time I read "Mexican Tim" I just giggle. What a ridiculously hilarious name. Tim isn't doing Del Rio a lot of favors though. He always seems to lose matches he refs!

Henry is all in beast mode.

Brutal match in the main event that raises Punk's stock. He beat Sabu in Sabu's environment, which can't be ignored. Can this FINALLY be the time Punk beats Henry? I'm not sure.

12/15:

I know a lot of people don't like him, but I'm pretty high on Jinder Mahal. I like the character, and wondering who will be the man to beat him for the cash.

MCMG! Get them another title shot NOW!

A more substantial opponent for Akiyama, and a big win for him. Keep on climbing the ranks, Japanese guy.

Didn't like Punk getting another title shot, but liked the angle at the end. Punk needs to be tied up in other feuds right now, so this is all good for me.

[mamushi]

January 19, 2013

Welcome to BPW! Tonight we've got some great matches including an 8-man tag team cage match in our main event that will feature a yet to be introduced newcomer to Bodyslam Pro Wrestling. Let's get ringside for our opening match up.

"The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer vs. Psicosis

This was a match up of two different styles. Two styles that clash with each other, but each with it's merits. Tommy Dreamer's brawling and Psicosis' background in the Mexican art of lucha libre. Dreamer couldn't keep up with Psicosis' pace so he tried to slow him down whenever he could with his hard knocks style. Psicosis got a few near falls before Dreamer really did some major damage with a Death Valley Driver and then the Dreamer DDT.

Tommy Dreamer pinned Psicosis with the Dreamer DDT in 0:08:57.
Rating: *** * 1/4

The Miz's music hits and out he comes with what looks like a chip on his shoulder. He says he has a BIG problem with the bookers here in Bodyslam Pro Wrestling in that they are not booking him as often as they should be or in the matches that they should be. He says this Blue Meanie bullshit is a joke. He invites Meanie out so that he can "get this shit over with."

The Blue Meanie vs. The Miz

The Miz started out in the driver's seat with some very basic grappling. He seemed to just be going through the motions and you could really tell he didn't want to be there. This ended up costing the Miz though as the Blue Meanie found an easy opening and caught the Miz by surprise with a series of punches which he ended with two bodyslams. He went up top for the Meaniesault, but the Miz wasn't nearly stunned enough as he rolled away and the Meanie ate the canvas. The Miz picked Blue Meanine up, got in his face and swore at him and hit the Skull Crushing Finale to end the match.

The Miz pinned The Blue Meanie with the Skull Crushing Finale in 0:06:54.
Rating: * 1/2

Next, out came Jinder Mahal. He was in white slacks and a very nice looking silk shirt. He gets in the ring and requests the microphone. He says that tonight he's not wrestling, but he DOES have a very special offer for one of the poor "untouchables" in the audience. One fan will get a chance to earn $10,000. Jinder calls one of the eager audience members up to the ring, a guy in a trucker hat who looks to be in his early 20s. He said that in order to earn the $10,000, which he fanned the crowd member's face with, was to get down on his hands and knees and shine his shoes. The audience member didn't seem too eager to do that, but Jinder reminded him that it was $10,000. The fan hesitently got down on his hands and knees and Jinder handed him a rag from his back pocket. Before the fan could get started he stomped the fan hard in the head! He laid in a few more boots to the fan before picking the now fairly limp man off the man, slapping a full nelson on him and, with a smile, planting him hard on the back of his head with the Full Nelson Slam. He took one of the bills and the rag and stuffed both into the man's mouth before slapping him hard across the face.

Jun Akiyama vs. Alberto Del Rio

Akiyama started off the match on fire. backdrop drivers, running forearms, German suplexes. All warranting Akiyama a two count over Del Rio. Del Rio ducked a rolling clothesline and that was the opportunity that Del Rio needed to take control of the match. After that Del Rio was really able to get some solid offense in and at the same time keep away from any of Akiyama's attempts at offensive maneuvers. At the end of the match Del Rio had Akiyama perched on the top rope, but with a few well placed forearm smashes, he sent Del Rio crashing to the mat. Akiyama waited until Del Rio got up to his feet and nailed him with a flying knee smash! Akiyama pulled him up and hit a few more forearm shots before hitting a Northern Lights suplex for two. Akiyama tried to pick Del Rio up once again, but this time Del Rio tied up the arm and flipped him over onto his back applying the Cross Armbreaker! Del Rio has it locked in and Akiyama isn't near the ropes! Jun has no choice but to submit.

Alberto Del Rio made Jun Akiyama submit to the Cross Armbreaker in 0:12:04.
Rating: *** * 1/4

The camera show that familiar face the Big Show has once again come and taken a ringside seat here at BPW.

After everyone has been announced, CM Punk, Sheamus and the Patriot wait ringside for their fourth man to be announced before getting into the cage with the Damned. CM Punk gets on the microphone and says that this isn't just anybody thath he's bringing into Bodyslam Pro Wrestling and into this 8-man tag team cage match. It's someone that the fans know and loves and most importantly, it's someone that CM Punk says that he knows that he can trust... "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe!!

Main Event
Cage Match
CM Punk, Sheamus, The Patriot & Samoa Joe vs. The Damned (Raven, Sabu, Abyss & Christopher Daniels)

It started out with Samoa Joe and Raven in the ring, but Raven didn't seem too happy about who was on the otherside of the ring from him and instead backed up to his corner and tagged in the monster that is Abyss. Abyss started in with some hard offense and took control of things. It looked like Abyss had Samoa Joe's number before he even got a chance to do anything when Joe turned things right around in his favor, eliciting a huge pop from the crowd until the rest of the Damned got in the ring to stop his momemtum and the rest of Joe's teammates entered the ring and all hell broke loose. Several times during the match things devolved into a clusterfuck that referee Chris Cullen tried in vain to bring some order to. Raven didn't seem to eager to get involved in the match at all, only tagging in when his team had a distinct advantage and tagging back out quickly whenever things weren't going his way. The downfall of the match ended up being Christopher Daniels with Sheamus first hitting him with a spear and then allowing him to get up so he could drill him in the face with the Brogue Kick.

[Main Event]: No-DQ-Cage Match:
CM Punk, Sheamus, The Patriot and Samoa Joe defeated The Damned (Abyss, Christopher Daniels, Raven and Sabu) when Sheamus pinned C. Daniels with the Brogue Kick in 0:20:50.
Rating: *** *

After the match the Damned are left in the ring. Christopher Daniels is just starting to stir after the Brogue Kick from Sheamus. Abyss, Raven and Sabu all start around him as he slowly gets up to his feet. Raven does not appear to be happy with Daniels at all for losing the match. Daniels notices that he seems to be at a disadvantage with his own stablemates and pleads with Raven, but all he gets is a boot to the midsection and an Evenflow DDT! Raven instructs Sabu and Abyss to conitnue to assault him. They use stomps until Abyss picks him up, whips him into the ropes and hit a big Black Hole Slam. It appears that Christopher Daniels has been kicked out of the Damned!

What a main event! The debut of "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe, Christopher Daniels kicked out of the Damned. Join us next week when we'll see the Motor City Machine Guns in a #1 contenders table match against the Hardys. Raven will face Sheamus in a Raven's Rules Match and in the main event Sabu and CM Punk will face off in a ladder match and the winners of those two matches will be included in a triple threat match against Mark Henry for the Bodyslam Heavyweight Title! We'll see you next week!

Card rating: *** 3/4

[mamushi]

January 26, 2013

Welcome to Bodyslam Pro Wrestling! Tonight promises to be an amazing night of wrestling action! We'll decide the number one contenders for the Tag Team Titles in a tables match and we'll crown TWO number one contenders for the Heavyweight Title, one in a Raven's Rules match and the other in a ladder match in our main event of the evening!

The Miz's music hits and he emerges from behind the curtain. He makes his way to the ring and demands the microphone. He says that he's still upset with the booking here and BPW and that he deserves a much better opponent than the Blue Meanie, which he showed last week. Tonight he demands that the bookers send out someone that is on his level. The Miz drops the microphone and waits for his opponent. Necro Butcher's music hits and out he comes to a positive reaction from the crowd and a very negative reaction from the Miz. The Miz doesn't seem to think that Necro Butcher is on his level either.

Necro Butcher vs. The Miz

The Miz got the jump on Necro Butcher and attacked him with stomps as he rolled into the ring. The Miz wanted to stay on the offensive and he was brutal in keeping it. Necro Butcher, however, is a very hard person to keep down. The sheer amount of punishment that Necro Butcher can withstand and come back from is astonishing. The crowd was soundly against the Miz and boos were eminating from every corner of the arena, but everytime that the Necro Butcher would get back up and ask for more the crowd eploded in a chorus of cheers, which just served to make the Miz even more pissed off. The Miz was finally able to get the fall with the Skull Crushing Finale.

The Miz pinned Necro Butcher with the Skull Crushing Finale in 0:08:23.
Rating: *** *

Jinder Mahal's music hits and he makes his way down to the ring. He says he's extending the same offer he extended last week to the poor, unwashed, "untouchables," in the crowd tonight. $10,000 for any peon in the audience to come up and shine his shoes. His "very epensive shoes" he adds. Before any takers can make their way up, though if they saw what happened last week, there certainly weren't going to be any tonight, Tommy Dreamer's comes out. Tommy Dreamer tells Jinder that he isn't going to do to another fan what he did last week. He is a man of the people and he'll be there to protect the fans if need be. Jinder laughs at Tommy Dreamer, not taking his threats seriously. Dreamer got up in Jinder's face, Mahal continued to laugh. Then Dreamer clocked him one right across the chin, knocking Jinder to his ass with a stunned look on his face as Dreamer ate the cheers. Dreamer dares him to get back and says he has another fist ready for him right here. Instead Jinder rolls to the outside holding his jaw. Once the shock wears off he is furious about Dreamer making him look bad and yells at him from ringside. Dreamer invites him back in the ring, but Jinder doesn't seem to be heading back there any time soon and heads to the back as the fans cheer Dreamer.

#1 Contender Tables Match
The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin) vs. The Hardys (Matt & Jeff)

This match had all the makings of a show stealer. Two high flying teams and tables is a pretty easy equation to figure out. Both teams paired off and the actions spilled to the outside quickly for Alex Shelley and Matt Hardy. He chucked Matt hard into the ringsteps and then threw him on a ringside table trying to get a quick finish to the match. He got up and went for an Asai moonsault, but Hardy rolled off and Shelley bounced chest and face first off the table without breaking it. While Shelley and Matt brawled all around ringside, Jeff and Chris Sabin were going at it in the ring. Matt Hardy tried to drive Shelley through the table on the outside with a Twist of Fate, but Shelley shoved him off and jumped off himself, hitting huracanrana. On the inside, Jeff Hardy seemed to be getting the better of Chris Sabin, even hitting the Swanton Bomb, but they had yet to bring a table into play. After the Swanton, Jeff decided it was a good time to slide out and grab one. He slid the table into the ring but took too long as Sabin had begun to stir and caught Hardy on his way back in. Finally, in the end, Matt nailed Shelley with the Twist of Fate on the concrete and slid him onto a table. He called to Jeff who was perched on the top rope ready to jump onto Sabin and directed him to the ringside table where Shelley was. Jeff turned around and flew off to the outside of the ring, driving Shelley through the table with the Swanton Bomb!

Table No-Countout-No-DQ-Number-One-Contenders-Match:
The Hardys (Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy) defeated The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) when J. Hardy defeated A. Shelley by putting him through a table in 0:12:38.
Rating: *** 3/4

There appears to be a commotion in the crowd. It's the Big Show! And it appears that he once again has bought a front row seat.

The ring announcer announces that the winner of this match will win a spot in next week's triple threat match for the Bodyslam Heavyweight Title.

Raven's Rules
"The Celtic Warrior" Sheamus vs. Raven

The match started out with Sheamus simply overpowering Raven which caused Raven to start playing dirty, which is completely allowed as this is, after all, a Raven's Rules match. Raven was able to keep control by hitting Sheamus with everything not nailed down after bringing the match to the outside of the ring. Sheamus was finally busted open after getting hit with a television camera. Raven thought everything was going his way until Sheamus noticed he was bleeding. A blazing fire entered his eyes and Raven turned around into the Brogue Kick on the outside. He rolled Raven back in the ring and pinned him for the three count.

[Raven's Rules]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Sheamus pinned Raven with the Brogue Kick in 0:07:26.
Rating: *** *

The ring announcer announces that the winner of this match will win the final spot in next week's triple threat match for the Bodyslam Heavyweight Title, joining the winner of our last match, Sheamus.

Main Event
Ladder Match
CM Punk vs. "The Human Highlight Reel" Sabu

Punk and Sabu started off slow, measuring each other, circling. Once they got their hands on each other, all hell broke loose. Neither man was giving an inch. Punk managed to hit the GTS on Sabu and used the opportunity to bring the ladder into the ring. Punk tried to climb the ladder, but Sabu was stirring at that point and shoved the ladder over, crotching Punk on the ropes. Sabu hit a springboard dropkick on Punk while still crotched on the top rope. Sabu took control of the match and for a bit it seemed like he was more concerned with hurting Punk than climbing to the top of the ladder and grabbing the briefcase with the match contract inside. Punk got several big spots in, but ultimately Sabu regained control. Sabu finally started to try and climb the ladder and Punk got up and followed him up. The two, tired, exchange punches with each other and it looks like CM Punk is the one that is going to take a tumble backwards, but out runs Christopher Daniels with a chair! He slides in the ring and tosses the chair up to Punk and Punk nails Sabu over the head with the chair, sending him crashing down to the mat! Punk reaches up and grabs the briefcase! Daniels just helped Punk win the match!

[Main Event]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Ladder Match:
CM Punk defeated Sabu in 0:12:39.
Rating: *** *
[Christopher Daniels interfered against Sabu.]

After the match Punk and Daniels come face to face. Punk doesn't seem to be sure what to think. Finally, after a tense moment, Daniels extends his hand and Punk shakes it. Daniels raises Punk's arm in victory!

What a night! Daniels was unceremoniously kicked out of the Damned last week and it seems this week he has extracted a bit of revenge on one of his former comrades. And we have next week's big main event all set, CM Punk vs. Sheamus vs. Champion Mark Henry for the Bodyslam Heavyweight Title! We'll see you then!

Card rating: *** *

[snabbit888]

12/22:

Jinder continues the build, and I continue to enjoy him.

Abyss recovers nicely from taking his first pinfall loss and beats The Patriot.

Miz squash. Boom.

Wow... 24 straight wins for Henry. Impressive. I believe this was Akiyama's first loss too, so not a feat to scoff at.

12/29:

Look at Necro showing some fire and beating the hell out of Abyss for awhile. He still lost, sure, but good for him.

Fun luchador battle when Del Rio pusses out again. Atta way, Negro. Atta way.

Wow... Mahal testing his luck against Akiyama. He had to cheat, but he won his challenge just under the wire.

Funny that Raven would call Patriot old at this point.

Punk beats Daniels in a good match, and the barbed wire match oughta be gross.

1/5:

Mahal goes back to an easier opponent and wins in easy fashion.

Big Show!

Wow... huge win for Sheamus over Abyss.

Raven wins, as he is slightly less old than The Patriot is.

Sabu wins thanks to Raven is the expected brutal battle. Patriot save! Tag match coming?

1/12:

Ha! Mahal remix on the challenge. Gran Markus got his hat rack cracked.

Daniels beats Sin Cara. Good for him.

Geez... that was a cool spot to end Sheamus/Redwood.

A bit weak for the main event, but looks like you're making up for it with the 8-man next week, so no complaints.

[jesseewiak]

1/19 -

- Decent little midcard win for Dreamer.
- Miz squash. Poor Blue Meanie, will he ever win?
- Heh. An old DiBiase classic for Jinder.
- Del Rio with a really solid win over Akiyama and maybe this will push him back toward the main event.
- Samoa Joe! Motivated! Hopefully!
- Yup, that's wrestling for you. Anybody who taps in a War Games-style match isn't usually long for a heel stable.

1/26 -

- Miz wins again. Necro & Blue Meanie tag team?
- I guess rich Mahal versus working class Dreamer makes sense, at least for a midcard angle.
- Cool match and nice win for The Hardy's. Who I haven't seen in a while on TV here in BPW.
- Oh...it's The Big Show. Sitting in the crowd. Hmm.
- And Raven's fall from grace continues.
- Daniels & Punk as a face team should work well.

[JoshiQ]

1/19:

Good to see Dreamer picking up a win.

Miz is right, he should be booked more often!

Miz always has problems with Meanie. It's a nice continuous story.

Mahal is so awesome. Love him destroying the fan.

Didn't see Del Rio going over Akiyama. Almost have to call that an upset.

Samoa Joe in BPW! That's great news. I could see him going far and possibly being a future contender to Henry.

Poor Daniels. Can't catch a break. Good to see the Damned continue to evolve.

1/26:

Poor Miz keeps getting the jobbers.

Great to see Dreamer get involved with Mahal. It's only going to help Tommy. Like him standing up for the fans, something that definitely fits his character.

Good match between MCMG and the Hardys. Didn't expect Jeff and Matt to go over as they don't seem to have much luck in tag team action.

Love Sheamus getting fired up after he noticed he was bleeding. He's looking incredibly strong the last few cards.

Daniels gets a bit of revenge on the Damned which is nice. Daniels and Punk could be a pretty strong pair.