Global Warfare 2021
The pyros go off and the music kicks in As 18,000 screaming fans are excited for the first safe live sports events since the Covid-19 era has come to an end. The music changes as Kurt Angle makes his way out to the stage.
“Welcome to Global Warfare and State Farm Arena! We couldn’t be more thrilled to be here tonight with the premier broadcast for the Mayhem Wrestling Alliance! Before we get started with tonight’s card, Mr. Pemberton has authorized me to announce that 2 weeks from tomorrow, we will debut the first week of our ongoing weekly telecast of Mayhem Monday starting at 9:00 EST on NBC Sports. So set those DVRs tonight! We are thrill…..”
“Awwww Atlanta! Don’t you dare be sour… “ The crowd erupts as The New Day makes their way out onto the Stage. They are here to let the crowd know that not only will they be involved in one of the Tag Team qualifier matches, but Kofi plans to not only participate in but to win the Global Warfare match to become the First ever M…W..A… World Champion!
Kurt takes back the mic “While that may be true, First up tonight, we have our first MWA Women’s qualifier match up next!”
The lights go down in anticipation as the music hits for the Legit Boss.
Candice LeRae vs. Sasha BanksA solid back and forth match between these high energy competitors, but in the end, the former NXT Diva takes Sasha Banks on a Wild Ride for the victory. Candice celebrates on the turnbuckle while Sasha looks on with frustration and anger.
Candice LeRae pinned Sasha Banks with the Ms. LeRae's Wild Ride in 0:15:01.
Rating: *** 1/4
The MegaTron transitions from showing the match recap to Renee Young at the interview backdrop backstage. “The energy tonight couldn’t be any higher for tonight’s Main Event! With me now is the second competitor entered in tonight’s Global Warfare match… Certainly my biased favorite.. Jon Moxley!” Mox points out that he was the Final Champion when AEW folded and he’s spent the last few months at home looking to replace the Championship belt that he didn’t lose and that happens tonight!
The lights go down and out comes the “Goddess” Alexa Bliss followed in short order by Kairi Sane in her full pirate themed gear.
Alexa Bliss vs. Kairi Sane
This match was hard hitting both in and out of the ring. Kairi hit a big dive over the top rope and down to the floor that helped set up her Insane Elbow on Bliss.
Kairi Sane pinned Alexa Bliss with the Insane Elbow in 0:08:51.
Rating: *** 1/4
The Megatron shows Samoa Joe walking the hall backstage flanked on both sides by Akam & Rezar and all 3 of them look to be in a seriously bad mood.
Back in the arena, the entrances start for the next match. As the New Day gets the crowd hyped for the second time tonight, their music is cut short as the Bar’s entrance music kicks in. Cesaro & Sheamus start insulting their longtime rivals as they make their way down the aisle. The Undisputed Era are out next. Adam Cole accompanies Fish & O’Reilly out to the stage with a mic talking about a new prophesy and their upcoming domination of the championship landscape of MWA before he heads back and with a creepy music played on a children’s piano kicks in and the final team comes out in dark hooded cloaks. Halfway down the aisle, the drop the cloaks start laughing…. It’s Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian. It seems they were mocking their previous personas from a former employer.
Four Corners Match Tag Title Qualifier #1:
SCU vs. The New Day vs. The Bar vs. The Undisputed Era
Plenty of action here. Sheamus tried to bend the rules and took Big E outside but made a mistake and had his head bounced off the ring post instead allowing a New Day tag and getting eliminated by Woods. Another quick tag and Big E was able to eliminate Bobby Fish with a Bear hug! With the first 2 teams eliminated, the remaining teams settled into a battle to advance to the Championship match! The finish saw SoCal Uncensored take the win!
Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian defeated The New Day (Big E and Xavier Woods), The Undisputed Era (Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly) and The Bar (Sheamus and Cesaro):
x X. Woods beat Sheamus via a Shining Wizard in 0:06:20
x Big E beat B. Fish via a bearhug in 0:10:25
x F. Kazarian beat Big E via the Ocean Cyclone Suplex in 0:20:30
Rating: ** 1/2
“My Name… Is Paul Heyman… and I am the advocate for the future… reigning… defending MWA World Champion… BROCK LESNAR…. It is a foregone conclusion that by the end of the night, we will be leaving this arena with Championship gold and the other ‘competitors’ will be taking a one-way trip to Grady Hospital just down the road. Welcome to Suplex City!”
Music, lights & pyros start, and the second Tag Title Qualifier is on its way. With little wasted effort the Authors of Pain make their way down to the ring and stare up the aisle awaiting their opponents. Out second with a huge crowd pop is the reunited DIY, Johnny Gargano & Tommaso Ciampa.
“Quiet on the set!” We have the most Must See Tag Team that Hollywood has ever produced! The Miz & Morrison! Finally, The Uso brothers are on their way to the ring.
Four Corners Tag Title Qualifier #2:
The Usos vs. The Authors of Pain vs. DIY vs. Miz & Morrison
In a marathon match of epic proportions that didn’t see its first elimination until after the 30 minute mark, The Uso brothers advance to face the SCU for the MWA Tag Team Titles! In what can only be referred to as a spot fest, showing off all 4 teams, the only downside was Rezar’s inadvertent collision with referee Elisabeth Storm that resulted in the AOP’s disqualification. Samoa Joe’s hired muscle were obviously not happy with the outcome, letting the officials know that they would not stand for this! In the end, Miz felt the full impact of the Double Uce and 1… 2… 3!
The Usos (Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso) defeated The Authors of Pain (Akam and Rezar), DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa) and John Morrison and The Miz:
x Akam beat T. Ciampa via a forearm to the back in 0:32:41
x Miz beat Rezar via disqualification in 0:41:14
x Jimmy beat Miz after the Double Uce in 0:48:34
Rating: *** 1/2
Kurt Angle returned to the stage to than the 18,673 folks in attendance and announcing that the very first Mayhem Wrestling Alliance has sold out it’s first PPV event and the first event in almost 18 months! “Oh, its true… Its Damn True! And its all because of you, the fans!”
And now, on to the main event!
Lights and music take over as the “Big Dog” Roman Reigns makes his way down the stairs and through the crowd. As Roman hits the ring, Jon Moxley comes down through the crowd on the opposite side of the arena. “Adam Cole, Bay Bay!” Cole taunts the fans as he walks the aisle. Brock Lesnar comes out to the stage with Heyman at his side. He stops at the stage and bounces from foot to foot before making his way to the ring with a purpose. Kofi is out next to a “New Day Rocks!” Chant. “Welcome to Mayhem is Jericho” LeChampion is out and looking to regaining championship gold. Ireland’s favored son, Finn Balor is out and the crowd is blowing the roof off. Lastly, a very pissed off Samoa Joe runs down and slides in and starts brawling with Roman and the match is on!
Mayhem World Title Global Warfare Match: ( 8-man Elimination Match)
Adam Cole vs. Samoa Joe vs. Chris Jericho vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Jon Moxley vs Finn Balor vs Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar
All eight of our competitors are seriously beating the hell out of each other in this one, but Samoa Joe was out for blood! Joe and Lesnar were a couple of devastation machines, but Joe came up just short after passing out to Lesnar’s submission hold in the end.
Brock Lesnar won the Global Warfare Match
x A. Cole defeated R. Reigns after an Aztecan suplex in 0:11:55
x Joe defeated J. Moxley after a rear naked choke in 0:15:59
x Joe defeated F. Balor after a powerslam in 0:21:24
x B. Lesnar defeated K. Kingston after the F-5 in 0:23:54
x Joe defeated C. Jericho after a powerslam in 0:25:32
x B. Lesnar defeated A. Cole after a side step in 0:26:21
x B. Lesnar defeated Joe after an armlock hammerlock submission in
0:30:45
Rating: **** 1/2
(Brock Lesnar won the Mayhem World Title.)
Lesnar and Heyman celebrate in the center of the ring as the broadcast goes off the air
Card rating: *** 3/4