Post by ufw on Jun 18, 2010 0:11:20 GMT -5
Ultimate Fantasy Wrestling...
UFW 1: The Beginning
North Main High School
Northbrook, Illinois
Opening Bout:
Jake "the Snake" Milliman, 244 lbs, Stoen Mountain, Georgia
v
Tom "Rocky" Stone", 240 lbs, Minneapolis, Minnesota
They lock up.
Tom Stone nails Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman with a football tackle.
Tom Stone goes for a football tackle, but Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman
counters it with a kick to the head.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman executes a facerake on Tom Stone.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman uses an elbowsmash on Tom Stone.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman goes for a back suplex, but Tom Stone blocks it.
Tom Stone executes a facebite on Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman.
Tom Stone hits Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman with a forearm to the back.
Tom Stone hits a forearm to the back on Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman.
Tom Stone locks Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman in a full nelson.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tom Stone hits a kick to the midsection on Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman.
Tom Stone goes for a facebite, but Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman blocks it.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman nails Tom Stone with a neck snap.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman hits Tom Stone with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman runs into the ropes.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman misses with a clothesline.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman uses a flying clothesline on Tom Stone.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman goes for a grapevine, but Tom Stone
counters it with a small package.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
.....
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman takes Tom Stone down with an inverted atomic drop.
An old lady passes out from heat exhaustion.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman kicks Tom Stone.
Tom Stone hits Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman.
The crowd is going "We want Danny Davis !".
Tom Stone kicks Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman.
Tom Stone is met with a "Tom Stone sucks" chant.
Tom Stone hits Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman with a facerake.
Lou Thesz rolls over in his grave.
Tom Stone
locks Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman tries to escape the hold.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman is struggling to reach the ropes.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15
seconds.
Tom Stone executes the Vertical Suplex on Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman.
Tom Stone goes for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
Quite a few boos are audible.
The winner is Tom Stone. Time of match: 0:11:03
Singles Match:
Buck Zumhoff, 220 lbs., Honolulu Hawaii
v
Vampiro, 258 lbs., Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
Zumhoff and Vampiro exchange ceremonial gifts, Russian nesting dolls and tupperware.
They lock up.
Vampiro hits Buck Zumhoff with a clothesline.
Vampiro hits Buck Zumhoff with a punch.
Vampiro hits a roundhouse kick on Buck Zumhoff.
Vampiro executes a roundhouse kick on Buck Zumhoff.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Vampiro hits Buck Zumhoff with a power bomb.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Vampiro hits Buck Zumhoff with a roundhouse kick.
Vampiro whips Buck Zumhoff into the turnbuckle, but Buck Zumhoff reverses it.
Vampiro comes back and rocks Buck Zumhoff with an elbow.
Vampiro uses a clothesline on Buck Zumhoff.
Vampiro locks Buck Zumhoff in a chokehold.
Tim White warns Vampiro to let go.
Tim White counts: One, two, three, four.
Doug Flutie is shown in attendence.
Vampiro whips Buck Zumhoff into the ropes, but Buck Zumhoff reverses it.
Vampiro hits Buck Zumhoff with a clothesline.
Vampiro hits a lariat on Buck Zumhoff.
Vampiro goes for a roundhouse kick, but Buck Zumhoff counters it with a legsweep
.
Buck Zumhoff goes for a double reverse chinlock, but Vampiro counters it with
a facerake.
Vampiro punches Buck Zumhoff.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Vampiro kicks Buck Zumhoff.
Buck Zumhoff punches Vampiro.
A small "Buck Zumhoff" chant is being started.
Vampiro chops Buck Zumhoff.
Vampiro chops Buck Zumhoff.
Vampiro kicks Buck Zumhoff.
Vampiro hits Buck Zumhoff with a side suplex.
Vampiro executes an elbowsmash on Buck Zumhoff.
Vampiro gets an armlock leglock submission on Buck Zumhoff.
Buck Zumhoff tries to escape the hold.
Buck Zumhoff summons one last burst of energy.
Tim White checks Buck Zumhoff's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Tim White stops the match after 30 seconds.
The crowd is booing Vampiro.
The winner is Vampiro. Time of match: 0:02:52
Terri Runnels Interviews Vampiro;
Vampiro claims he was kidnapped in Mexico by the drug cartels, and that he has come back to wrestling to spread the word of the evil of Marijuana. Vamp then honks Terri's fake boobs before leaving.
Eight-Man Tournament for the vacant UFW Heavyweight Title
Quarter-Final Bout #1
Diamond Dallas Page, 260 lbs., Tampa Bay, Florida
v
Paul Orndorff, 243 lbs, Brandon, Florida
They lock up.
Paul Orndorff hits Diamond Dallas Page with a backbreaker.
Paul Orndorff hits Diamond Dallas Page with a vertical suplex.
Paul Orndorff runs into the ropes.
Diamond Dallas Page goes for a bodyslam, but Paul Orndorff counters it with
a small package.
Tim White counts: One, shoulder up.
Paul Orndorff hits Diamond Dallas Page with a powerslam.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Paul Orndorff tells the crowd to shut up.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Paul Orndorff executes a vertical suplex on Diamond Dallas Page.
Paul Orndorff executes a bodyslam on Diamond Dallas Page.
Paul Orndorff is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Paul Orndorff uses a backbreaker on Diamond Dallas Page.
Paul Orndorff executes a bodyslam on Diamond Dallas Page.
Paul Orndorff takes Diamond Dallas Page down with a kneedrop.
Paul Orndorff goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Diamond Dallas Page
counters it with a low blow.
Diamond Dallas Page goes for a roundhouse right, but Paul Orndorff
counters it with an armbreaker.
....
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Paul Orndorff executes a kneedrop on Diamond Dallas Page.
Paul Orndorff takes Diamond Dallas Page down with a kneelift.
Paul Orndorff runs into the ropes.
Paul Orndorff hits Diamond Dallas Page with a kick.
Paul Orndorff locks Diamond Dallas Page in a bearhug.
Diamond Dallas Page reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Paul Orndorff takes Diamond Dallas Page down with a vertical suplex.
The crowd is booing Paul Orndorff.
Paul Orndorff kicks Diamond Dallas Page.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Diamond Dallas Page kicks Paul Orndorff.
The crowd is really behind Diamond Dallas Page.
Diamond Dallas Page kicks Paul Orndorff.
Diamond Dallas Page has the crowd going wild.
Diamond Dallas Page punches Paul Orndorff.
Security takes away a "UFW Suks" sign.
Diamond Dallas Page has the crowd going wild.
Paul Orndorff hits Diamond Dallas Page with a kneelift.
Paul Orndorff gives the sign for the Piledriver.
Paul Orndorff executes the Piledriver on Diamond Dallas Page.
Paul Orndorff goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
Paul Orndorff is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
The winner is Paul Orndorff. Time of match: 0:07:53
Quarter-Final Bout #2
Rowdy Roddy Piper, 247 lbs, Transcona, Manitoba, Canada
v
Don Muraco, 274 lbs., Sunset Beach, Hawaii
They lock up.
Don Muraco hits Roddy Piper with a bodyslam.
Don Muraco hits a single-leg takedown on Roddy Piper.
Don Muraco takes Roddy Piper down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Don Muraco is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Don Muraco uses an elbowsmash on Roddy Piper.
Don Muraco whips Roddy Piper into the ropes, but Roddy Piper reverses it.
Don Muraco hits Roddy Piper with a swinging neckbreaker.
Quite a few boos are audible.
....
The crowd is going crazy.
Don Muraco punches Roddy Piper.
Don Muraco is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Roddy Piper punches Don Muraco.
Don Muraco kicks Roddy Piper.
A fan at ringside offers stock picking advice to Don Muraco.
Don Muraco hits Roddy Piper.
Don Muraco chops Roddy Piper.
Don Muraco takes Roddy Piper down with a quadruple underhook suplex.
Don Muraco gets a grapevine on Roddy Piper.
Roddy Piper is struggling to reach the ropes.
Roddy Piper reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Don Muraco uses an armdrag takedown on Roddy Piper.
Don Muraco hits Roddy Piper with an inverted atomic drop.
Don Muraco executes the Tombstone Piledriver on Roddy Piper.
Don Muraco goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The winner is Don Muraco. Time of match: 0:11:36
Quarter-Final Match #3
Super Crazy, 180 lbs, Pachuca, Hidalgo, Mexico
v
Abdullah the Butcher, 360 lbs., Khartoum, Sudan
Abdullah the Butcher attacks Super Crazy before the bell.
Abdullah the Butcher goes for a slap, but Super Crazy blocks it.
Super Crazy goes for a forearm smash, but Abdullah the Butcher blocks it.
Abdullah the Butcher whips Super Crazy into the ropes.
Abdullah the Butcher misses with a shoulderblock.
Super Crazy misses with a clothesline.
Abdullah the Butcher hits a backbreaker on Super Crazy.
Abdullah the Butcher gets a chokehold on Super Crazy.
Danny Davis warns Abdullah the Butcher to let go.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three, four.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
Abdullah the Butcher puts Super Crazy in a bearhug.
Super Crazy tries to escape the hold.
Super Crazy is inching his way towards the ropes.
Super Crazy tries to fight the pain.
Super Crazy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 29 seconds.
Abdullah the Butcher goes for a chokehold, but Super Crazy counters it with
a facerake.
....
Abdullah the Butcher gets a bearhug on Super Crazy.
Super Crazy is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Super Crazy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Abdullah the Butcher executes a powerslam on Super Crazy.
Danny Davis counts: One, kickout.
Abdullah the Butcher takes Super Crazy down with a headbutt.
Abdullah the Butcher runs into the ropes.
Super Crazy executes a dropkick to the knee on Abdullah the Butcher.
Super Crazy whips Abdullah the Butcher into the ropes.
Abdullah the Butcher hits Super Crazy with an elbow.
Abdullah the Butcher is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, shoulder up.
Abdullah the Butcher runs into the ropes.
Super Crazy hits Abdullah the Butcher with a kick.
Super Crazy hits a dropkick to the knee on Abdullah the Butcher.
Super Crazy goes for a jumping side kick, but Abdullah the Butcher
ducks out of the way.
Abdullah the Butcher goes for a facebite, but Super Crazy counters it with
a kneelift.
Super Crazy throws Abdullah the Butcher out of the ring.
Danny Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Abdullah the Butcher reenters the ring.
Super Crazy hits Abdullah the Butcher with a springboard dropkick.
Super Crazy has the crowd going wild.
Super Crazy yells out "OLA LEY!".
The crowd is going crazy.
Super Crazy hits Abdullah the Butcher with a springboard dropkick.
Super Crazy nails Abdullah the Butcher with a springboard moonsault.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
The chants for Super Crazy are deafening.
The winner is Super Crazy. Time of match: 0:11:46
Terri Runnels interviews Super Crazy;
Terri says its an amazing victory, perhaps the biggest upset in the history of wrestling, and perhaps of all upsets, considering Crazy is literally half the man that Abdullah is. Crazy just nods enthusiastically and can't keep his eyes off of Terri's front.
Quarter-Final #4
Yoshi Tajiri, 217 lbs., Yokohoma, Japan
v
Hiroyoshi Tenzan, 264 lbs., Kyoto City, Japan
They lock up.
Tajiri takes Hiroyoshi Tenzan down with a slap.
Tajiri executes a snap suplex on Hiroyoshi Tenzan.
Tajiri works the crowd.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tajiri.
Tajiri goes for a short arm scissors, but Hiroyoshi Tenzan blocks it.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan puts Tajiri in a Buffalo Sleeper.
Tajiri reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan kicks Tajiri.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan chops Tajiri.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan runs into the ropes.
Tajiri hits a spinning heel kick on Hiroyoshi Tenzan.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tajiri.
Tajiri goes for a figure-four leglock, but Hiroyoshi Tenzan blocks it.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan uses a slap on Tajiri.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan executes a kick to the midsection on Tajiri.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan executes an elbow smash on Tajiri.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan hits a chop on Tajiri.
Tajiri takes Hiroyoshi Tenzan down with a kick to the head.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tajiri.
Tajiri runs into the ropes.
Tajiri hits a thrust kick to the head on Hiroyoshi Tenzan.
Tajiri is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tajiri works the crowd.
The crowd is cheering on Tajiri.
....
Tajiri whips Hiroyoshi Tenzan into the ropes, but Hiroyoshi Tenzan reverses it.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan misses with a shoulderblock.
Tajiri misses with an easter egg.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan hits Tajiri with a backdrop.
Tajiri falls out of the ring.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan goes through the ropes.
Earl Hebner counts: 1.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan reenters the ring.
Tajiri follows him back in.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan puts Tajiri in a Buffalo Sleeper.
Tajiri is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan lets go after 12 seconds.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan takes Tajiri down with a chop.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan takes Tajiri down with a slap.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan goes for a vertical suplex, but Tajiri blocks it.
Tajiri executes a spinning heel kick on Hiroyoshi Tenzan.
The crowd is really behind Tajiri.
Josh Liller is shown at ringside.
Tajiri hits Hiroyoshi Tenzan.
The crowd is really behind Tajiri.
Tajiri hits Hiroyoshi Tenzan.
The crowd is going crazy.
Tajiri hits Hiroyoshi Tenzan with a one-liner.
The crowd is behind Tajiri all the way.
Tajiri puts Hiroyoshi Tenzan in a front facelock.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tajiri goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Hiroyoshi Tenzan counters it with
a DDT.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan further incites the crowd.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan uses a slap on Tajiri.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan nails Tajiri with a slap.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan gives the sign for the Tenzan Tombstone Driver.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan executes the Tenzan Tombstone Driver on Tajiri.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The winner is Hiroyoshi Tenzan. Time of match: 0:14:50
#1 Contenders Tag Team Match
Headbangers: Mosh & Thrasher, 488 lbs
v
Damien Demento & Waylon Mercy, 558 lbs
They lock up.
Thrasher hits Waylon Mercy with a front slam.
Thrasher goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Waylon Mercy blocks it.
Waylon Mercy executes a kick to the midsection on Thrasher.
Waylon Mercy uses a slap on Thrasher.
Waylon Mercy nails Thrasher with a side suplex.
Waylon Mercy is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Waylon Mercy hits Thrasher with a kneedrop.
Waylon Mercy takes Thrasher down with a side suplex.
The crowd is booing Waylon Mercy.
Waylon Mercy is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, shoulder up.
Waylon Mercy complains about a slow count.
Thrasher executes an inside cradle on Waylon Mercy.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Thrasher throws Waylon Mercy out of the ring.
Thrasher goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Thrasher throws Waylon Mercy over the guardrail.
Waylon Mercy pops some pills.
Thrasher goes for a football tackle, but Waylon Mercy counters it with
a rugby stallion battering ram.
Waylon Mercy flings Thrasher over a row of chairs.
Waylon Mercy is handed the ring bell.
Waylon Mercy hits him with the ring bell.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Waylon Mercy is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
....
Thrasher is handed a road sign.
Thrasher hits him with the road sign.
Thrasher hits him with a road sign.
Mosh comes over to make it two-on-one.
Thrasher and Mosh hit Waylon Mercy with a double back heel kick.
Thrasher executes a short clothesline on Waylon Mercy.
Mosh comes over to make it two-on-one.
Thrasher and Mosh hit Waylon Mercy with a double splash.
Damien DeMento comes over and lays out Mosh.
Waylon Mercy and Damien DeMento hit Thrasher with a double bodyslam.
They're brawling down the stairway.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Waylon Mercy hits Thrasher with a piledriver.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Damien DeMento comes over to make it two-on-one.
Mosh comes over and lays out Damien DeMento.
Mosh executes a back heel kick on Waylon Mercy.
Thrasher locks Waylon Mercy in a full nelson.
Waylon Mercy is struggling to get out of the hold.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Thrasher hits an elbowsmash on Waylon Mercy.
Mosh comes over to make it two-on-one.
Mosh hits a kick to the head on Waylon Mercy.
Thrasher nails Waylon Mercy with an inside cradle.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going to the concessions.
The winners are The Headbangers. Time of match: 0:11:11
to be continued..
still to come...
The Patriot v Fit Finlay
Killer Bees v Iron Shiek & Nikolai Volkoff for the tag titles
Semi-finals and finals of world title tournament;
Paul Orndorff v Don Muraco
&
Hiroyoshi Tenzan v Yoshi Tajiri
UFW 1: The Beginning
North Main High School
Northbrook, Illinois
Opening Bout:
Jake "the Snake" Milliman, 244 lbs, Stoen Mountain, Georgia
v
Tom "Rocky" Stone", 240 lbs, Minneapolis, Minnesota
They lock up.
Tom Stone nails Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman with a football tackle.
Tom Stone goes for a football tackle, but Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman
counters it with a kick to the head.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman executes a facerake on Tom Stone.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman uses an elbowsmash on Tom Stone.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman goes for a back suplex, but Tom Stone blocks it.
Tom Stone executes a facebite on Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman.
Tom Stone hits Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman with a forearm to the back.
Tom Stone hits a forearm to the back on Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman.
Tom Stone locks Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman in a full nelson.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tom Stone hits a kick to the midsection on Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman.
Tom Stone goes for a facebite, but Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman blocks it.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman nails Tom Stone with a neck snap.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman hits Tom Stone with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman runs into the ropes.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman misses with a clothesline.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman uses a flying clothesline on Tom Stone.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman goes for a grapevine, but Tom Stone
counters it with a small package.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
.....
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman takes Tom Stone down with an inverted atomic drop.
An old lady passes out from heat exhaustion.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman kicks Tom Stone.
Tom Stone hits Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman.
The crowd is going "We want Danny Davis !".
Tom Stone kicks Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman.
Tom Stone is met with a "Tom Stone sucks" chant.
Tom Stone hits Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman with a facerake.
Lou Thesz rolls over in his grave.
Tom Stone
locks Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman tries to escape the hold.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman is struggling to reach the ropes.
Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15
seconds.
Tom Stone executes the Vertical Suplex on Jake 'The Milkman' Milliman.
Tom Stone goes for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
Quite a few boos are audible.
The winner is Tom Stone. Time of match: 0:11:03
Singles Match:
Buck Zumhoff, 220 lbs., Honolulu Hawaii
v
Vampiro, 258 lbs., Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
Zumhoff and Vampiro exchange ceremonial gifts, Russian nesting dolls and tupperware.
They lock up.
Vampiro hits Buck Zumhoff with a clothesline.
Vampiro hits Buck Zumhoff with a punch.
Vampiro hits a roundhouse kick on Buck Zumhoff.
Vampiro executes a roundhouse kick on Buck Zumhoff.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Vampiro hits Buck Zumhoff with a power bomb.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Vampiro hits Buck Zumhoff with a roundhouse kick.
Vampiro whips Buck Zumhoff into the turnbuckle, but Buck Zumhoff reverses it.
Vampiro comes back and rocks Buck Zumhoff with an elbow.
Vampiro uses a clothesline on Buck Zumhoff.
Vampiro locks Buck Zumhoff in a chokehold.
Tim White warns Vampiro to let go.
Tim White counts: One, two, three, four.
Doug Flutie is shown in attendence.
Vampiro whips Buck Zumhoff into the ropes, but Buck Zumhoff reverses it.
Vampiro hits Buck Zumhoff with a clothesline.
Vampiro hits a lariat on Buck Zumhoff.
Vampiro goes for a roundhouse kick, but Buck Zumhoff counters it with a legsweep
.
Buck Zumhoff goes for a double reverse chinlock, but Vampiro counters it with
a facerake.
Vampiro punches Buck Zumhoff.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Vampiro kicks Buck Zumhoff.
Buck Zumhoff punches Vampiro.
A small "Buck Zumhoff" chant is being started.
Vampiro chops Buck Zumhoff.
Vampiro chops Buck Zumhoff.
Vampiro kicks Buck Zumhoff.
Vampiro hits Buck Zumhoff with a side suplex.
Vampiro executes an elbowsmash on Buck Zumhoff.
Vampiro gets an armlock leglock submission on Buck Zumhoff.
Buck Zumhoff tries to escape the hold.
Buck Zumhoff summons one last burst of energy.
Tim White checks Buck Zumhoff's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Tim White stops the match after 30 seconds.
The crowd is booing Vampiro.
The winner is Vampiro. Time of match: 0:02:52
Terri Runnels Interviews Vampiro;
Vampiro claims he was kidnapped in Mexico by the drug cartels, and that he has come back to wrestling to spread the word of the evil of Marijuana. Vamp then honks Terri's fake boobs before leaving.
Eight-Man Tournament for the vacant UFW Heavyweight Title
Quarter-Final Bout #1
Diamond Dallas Page, 260 lbs., Tampa Bay, Florida
v
Paul Orndorff, 243 lbs, Brandon, Florida
They lock up.
Paul Orndorff hits Diamond Dallas Page with a backbreaker.
Paul Orndorff hits Diamond Dallas Page with a vertical suplex.
Paul Orndorff runs into the ropes.
Diamond Dallas Page goes for a bodyslam, but Paul Orndorff counters it with
a small package.
Tim White counts: One, shoulder up.
Paul Orndorff hits Diamond Dallas Page with a powerslam.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Paul Orndorff tells the crowd to shut up.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Paul Orndorff executes a vertical suplex on Diamond Dallas Page.
Paul Orndorff executes a bodyslam on Diamond Dallas Page.
Paul Orndorff is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Paul Orndorff uses a backbreaker on Diamond Dallas Page.
Paul Orndorff executes a bodyslam on Diamond Dallas Page.
Paul Orndorff takes Diamond Dallas Page down with a kneedrop.
Paul Orndorff goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Diamond Dallas Page
counters it with a low blow.
Diamond Dallas Page goes for a roundhouse right, but Paul Orndorff
counters it with an armbreaker.
....
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Paul Orndorff executes a kneedrop on Diamond Dallas Page.
Paul Orndorff takes Diamond Dallas Page down with a kneelift.
Paul Orndorff runs into the ropes.
Paul Orndorff hits Diamond Dallas Page with a kick.
Paul Orndorff locks Diamond Dallas Page in a bearhug.
Diamond Dallas Page reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Paul Orndorff takes Diamond Dallas Page down with a vertical suplex.
The crowd is booing Paul Orndorff.
Paul Orndorff kicks Diamond Dallas Page.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Diamond Dallas Page kicks Paul Orndorff.
The crowd is really behind Diamond Dallas Page.
Diamond Dallas Page kicks Paul Orndorff.
Diamond Dallas Page has the crowd going wild.
Diamond Dallas Page punches Paul Orndorff.
Security takes away a "UFW Suks" sign.
Diamond Dallas Page has the crowd going wild.
Paul Orndorff hits Diamond Dallas Page with a kneelift.
Paul Orndorff gives the sign for the Piledriver.
Paul Orndorff executes the Piledriver on Diamond Dallas Page.
Paul Orndorff goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
Paul Orndorff is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
The winner is Paul Orndorff. Time of match: 0:07:53
Quarter-Final Bout #2
Rowdy Roddy Piper, 247 lbs, Transcona, Manitoba, Canada
v
Don Muraco, 274 lbs., Sunset Beach, Hawaii
They lock up.
Don Muraco hits Roddy Piper with a bodyslam.
Don Muraco hits a single-leg takedown on Roddy Piper.
Don Muraco takes Roddy Piper down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Don Muraco is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Don Muraco uses an elbowsmash on Roddy Piper.
Don Muraco whips Roddy Piper into the ropes, but Roddy Piper reverses it.
Don Muraco hits Roddy Piper with a swinging neckbreaker.
Quite a few boos are audible.
....
The crowd is going crazy.
Don Muraco punches Roddy Piper.
Don Muraco is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Roddy Piper punches Don Muraco.
Don Muraco kicks Roddy Piper.
A fan at ringside offers stock picking advice to Don Muraco.
Don Muraco hits Roddy Piper.
Don Muraco chops Roddy Piper.
Don Muraco takes Roddy Piper down with a quadruple underhook suplex.
Don Muraco gets a grapevine on Roddy Piper.
Roddy Piper is struggling to reach the ropes.
Roddy Piper reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Don Muraco uses an armdrag takedown on Roddy Piper.
Don Muraco hits Roddy Piper with an inverted atomic drop.
Don Muraco executes the Tombstone Piledriver on Roddy Piper.
Don Muraco goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The winner is Don Muraco. Time of match: 0:11:36
Quarter-Final Match #3
Super Crazy, 180 lbs, Pachuca, Hidalgo, Mexico
v
Abdullah the Butcher, 360 lbs., Khartoum, Sudan
Abdullah the Butcher attacks Super Crazy before the bell.
Abdullah the Butcher goes for a slap, but Super Crazy blocks it.
Super Crazy goes for a forearm smash, but Abdullah the Butcher blocks it.
Abdullah the Butcher whips Super Crazy into the ropes.
Abdullah the Butcher misses with a shoulderblock.
Super Crazy misses with a clothesline.
Abdullah the Butcher hits a backbreaker on Super Crazy.
Abdullah the Butcher gets a chokehold on Super Crazy.
Danny Davis warns Abdullah the Butcher to let go.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three, four.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
Abdullah the Butcher puts Super Crazy in a bearhug.
Super Crazy tries to escape the hold.
Super Crazy is inching his way towards the ropes.
Super Crazy tries to fight the pain.
Super Crazy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 29 seconds.
Abdullah the Butcher goes for a chokehold, but Super Crazy counters it with
a facerake.
....
Abdullah the Butcher gets a bearhug on Super Crazy.
Super Crazy is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Super Crazy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Abdullah the Butcher executes a powerslam on Super Crazy.
Danny Davis counts: One, kickout.
Abdullah the Butcher takes Super Crazy down with a headbutt.
Abdullah the Butcher runs into the ropes.
Super Crazy executes a dropkick to the knee on Abdullah the Butcher.
Super Crazy whips Abdullah the Butcher into the ropes.
Abdullah the Butcher hits Super Crazy with an elbow.
Abdullah the Butcher is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, shoulder up.
Abdullah the Butcher runs into the ropes.
Super Crazy hits Abdullah the Butcher with a kick.
Super Crazy hits a dropkick to the knee on Abdullah the Butcher.
Super Crazy goes for a jumping side kick, but Abdullah the Butcher
ducks out of the way.
Abdullah the Butcher goes for a facebite, but Super Crazy counters it with
a kneelift.
Super Crazy throws Abdullah the Butcher out of the ring.
Danny Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Abdullah the Butcher reenters the ring.
Super Crazy hits Abdullah the Butcher with a springboard dropkick.
Super Crazy has the crowd going wild.
Super Crazy yells out "OLA LEY!".
The crowd is going crazy.
Super Crazy hits Abdullah the Butcher with a springboard dropkick.
Super Crazy nails Abdullah the Butcher with a springboard moonsault.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
The chants for Super Crazy are deafening.
The winner is Super Crazy. Time of match: 0:11:46
Terri Runnels interviews Super Crazy;
Terri says its an amazing victory, perhaps the biggest upset in the history of wrestling, and perhaps of all upsets, considering Crazy is literally half the man that Abdullah is. Crazy just nods enthusiastically and can't keep his eyes off of Terri's front.
Quarter-Final #4
Yoshi Tajiri, 217 lbs., Yokohoma, Japan
v
Hiroyoshi Tenzan, 264 lbs., Kyoto City, Japan
They lock up.
Tajiri takes Hiroyoshi Tenzan down with a slap.
Tajiri executes a snap suplex on Hiroyoshi Tenzan.
Tajiri works the crowd.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tajiri.
Tajiri goes for a short arm scissors, but Hiroyoshi Tenzan blocks it.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan puts Tajiri in a Buffalo Sleeper.
Tajiri reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan kicks Tajiri.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan chops Tajiri.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan runs into the ropes.
Tajiri hits a spinning heel kick on Hiroyoshi Tenzan.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tajiri.
Tajiri goes for a figure-four leglock, but Hiroyoshi Tenzan blocks it.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan uses a slap on Tajiri.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan executes a kick to the midsection on Tajiri.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan executes an elbow smash on Tajiri.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan hits a chop on Tajiri.
Tajiri takes Hiroyoshi Tenzan down with a kick to the head.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tajiri.
Tajiri runs into the ropes.
Tajiri hits a thrust kick to the head on Hiroyoshi Tenzan.
Tajiri is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tajiri works the crowd.
The crowd is cheering on Tajiri.
....
Tajiri whips Hiroyoshi Tenzan into the ropes, but Hiroyoshi Tenzan reverses it.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan misses with a shoulderblock.
Tajiri misses with an easter egg.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan hits Tajiri with a backdrop.
Tajiri falls out of the ring.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan goes through the ropes.
Earl Hebner counts: 1.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan reenters the ring.
Tajiri follows him back in.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan puts Tajiri in a Buffalo Sleeper.
Tajiri is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan lets go after 12 seconds.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan takes Tajiri down with a chop.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan takes Tajiri down with a slap.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan goes for a vertical suplex, but Tajiri blocks it.
Tajiri executes a spinning heel kick on Hiroyoshi Tenzan.
The crowd is really behind Tajiri.
Josh Liller is shown at ringside.
Tajiri hits Hiroyoshi Tenzan.
The crowd is really behind Tajiri.
Tajiri hits Hiroyoshi Tenzan.
The crowd is going crazy.
Tajiri hits Hiroyoshi Tenzan with a one-liner.
The crowd is behind Tajiri all the way.
Tajiri puts Hiroyoshi Tenzan in a front facelock.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tajiri goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Hiroyoshi Tenzan counters it with
a DDT.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan further incites the crowd.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan uses a slap on Tajiri.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan nails Tajiri with a slap.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan gives the sign for the Tenzan Tombstone Driver.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan executes the Tenzan Tombstone Driver on Tajiri.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The winner is Hiroyoshi Tenzan. Time of match: 0:14:50
#1 Contenders Tag Team Match
Headbangers: Mosh & Thrasher, 488 lbs
v
Damien Demento & Waylon Mercy, 558 lbs
They lock up.
Thrasher hits Waylon Mercy with a front slam.
Thrasher goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Waylon Mercy blocks it.
Waylon Mercy executes a kick to the midsection on Thrasher.
Waylon Mercy uses a slap on Thrasher.
Waylon Mercy nails Thrasher with a side suplex.
Waylon Mercy is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Waylon Mercy hits Thrasher with a kneedrop.
Waylon Mercy takes Thrasher down with a side suplex.
The crowd is booing Waylon Mercy.
Waylon Mercy is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, shoulder up.
Waylon Mercy complains about a slow count.
Thrasher executes an inside cradle on Waylon Mercy.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Thrasher throws Waylon Mercy out of the ring.
Thrasher goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Thrasher throws Waylon Mercy over the guardrail.
Waylon Mercy pops some pills.
Thrasher goes for a football tackle, but Waylon Mercy counters it with
a rugby stallion battering ram.
Waylon Mercy flings Thrasher over a row of chairs.
Waylon Mercy is handed the ring bell.
Waylon Mercy hits him with the ring bell.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Waylon Mercy is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
....
Thrasher is handed a road sign.
Thrasher hits him with the road sign.
Thrasher hits him with a road sign.
Mosh comes over to make it two-on-one.
Thrasher and Mosh hit Waylon Mercy with a double back heel kick.
Thrasher executes a short clothesline on Waylon Mercy.
Mosh comes over to make it two-on-one.
Thrasher and Mosh hit Waylon Mercy with a double splash.
Damien DeMento comes over and lays out Mosh.
Waylon Mercy and Damien DeMento hit Thrasher with a double bodyslam.
They're brawling down the stairway.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Waylon Mercy hits Thrasher with a piledriver.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Damien DeMento comes over to make it two-on-one.
Mosh comes over and lays out Damien DeMento.
Mosh executes a back heel kick on Waylon Mercy.
Thrasher locks Waylon Mercy in a full nelson.
Waylon Mercy is struggling to get out of the hold.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Thrasher hits an elbowsmash on Waylon Mercy.
Mosh comes over to make it two-on-one.
Mosh hits a kick to the head on Waylon Mercy.
Thrasher nails Waylon Mercy with an inside cradle.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going to the concessions.
The winners are The Headbangers. Time of match: 0:11:11
to be continued..
still to come...
The Patriot v Fit Finlay
Killer Bees v Iron Shiek & Nikolai Volkoff for the tag titles
Semi-finals and finals of world title tournament;
Paul Orndorff v Don Muraco
&
Hiroyoshi Tenzan v Yoshi Tajiri
